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Seriously!!! Who measures their hair!!! Freaks.
MS.. I believe that to be the iggest insult towards anothe ES member I have EVER read.
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Maybe it is just those older than her that are so clearly all jealous hags, who want the ghetto life. She is oh so youthful, heaven forbid anyone be younger, haha. So obviously, yes, so jealous that I'm not Egyptian hoping, daughter dumping, photo faking and trashy wearing. Oh woe is me Posts: 2573 | From: England | Registered: Jun 2008
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Hey, in my defence, I measured AFTER I posted, just out of curiosity, and yeah, I was right Measured my mum's too, and the longest point was about 40 inches! So, my mum is actually the real winner
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quote:Originally posted by PoonPoonAndPoon: Mine is a bush does that count
as long as you don't call it GEORGE!! Posts: 3945 | From: ' Res Contr ' Amor non es guirens, lai on sos poders s'atura | Registered: Dec 2007
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quote:Originally posted by PoonPoonAndPoon: Mine is a bush does that count
as long as you don't call it GEORGE!!
Kalila once again, you leave me stumped.. What on earth does that mean, and why does it seem so naughty?? Posts: 929 | Registered: Jul 2008
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quote:Originally posted by PoonPoonAndPoon: Mine is a bush does that count
as long as you don't call it GEORGE!!
Kalila once again, you leave me stumped.. What on earth does that mean, and why does it seem so naughty??
i'm laughing so hard here i sound like a dog with whooping cough Posts: 3945 | From: ' Res Contr ' Amor non es guirens, lai on sos poders s'atura | Registered: Dec 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Kalila: aww mines only 2 inches
hahaha i opend page 2 and all i seen was yrs is 2 inches.. pity u.. well i looked back and seen yall were talkin about hair length... hehehe
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quote:Originally posted by Mira Sol: Ok ok, still sounds naughty! Kinda like it...
oh, oh Vader whats lull?
I think he meant to put N on the end LuLL is another word for laughing
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quote: OMG my hair is on 11 inches, i feel so inadequate!
Lol! Does make you wonder who on earth would measure their hair! But mine is at least 30 inches, so I win
Please include further details regarding: status of nipples (fripples? ewww..even the word creeps me out) status of nails (are they natural? chipped? broken?) status of hand coverings (old lady knitted gloves, or naughty black leather?) status of foundation use (and brand please so that we can emulate you, we are all so jealous!)
now that we have everyones hair size established, lets get down to the nitty-gritty and hear which name you would give a bush, and if you are wearing old lady gloves or not!
sheesh, I said I was bored people!
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mine would be called NUT BUSH and i'm too young for old lady gloves ,and i don't wear foundation i'm beautiful enough Posts: 3945 | From: ' Res Contr ' Amor non es guirens, lai on sos poders s'atura | Registered: Dec 2007
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the news is callin for 6 to 10 inches today and after that storm we are suppose to get an ice storm.. and a probability of loosing electricty.. that was so sweet of them to inform us we will be in the cold and dark...
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quote:Originally posted by Mira Sol: oooo...hey now, I could go for six to ten inches...
Nope, Kalila, still nothin, Rose I get, but nut??? Damn you English and your rapier wit!
hahahaha me toooo but not snow// somethin long thick and brown....
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quote:Originally posted by Mira Sol: Yes around here it is usually nothing more than a couple inches, and it never lasts that long.
love to stretch a metaphor
hahahaha i dont stay with it long enogh here to see if its melting fast or stay long....... i hate the white stuff...
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hehehe i hate white stuff and snow.... it will start at 8pm and last all night.. yall are welcome to come and take it all from us....this is the worst winter here since forever.. it started so early this yr usurally we dont get snow until feb...by the way sweety the white stuff is too damn salty it will raise my blood pressure....
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its an off white and chalky sorry someone just whispered that in my ear
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quote:Originally posted by PoonPoonAndPoon: its an off white and chalky sorry someone just whispered that in my ear
ewwwwwwwwww does the someone spit or swallow??
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well i am jealous cas it is me and ungreatful cas i need to go shopping tomorrow for my ham dinner for christmas...
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quote:Originally posted by Mira Sol: Start at 8 PM and last all night!!
Jeez woman does your jaw not ache? Posts: 3945 | From: ' Res Contr ' Amor non es guirens, lai on sos poders s'atura | Registered: Dec 2007
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quote:Originally posted by PoonPoonAndPoon: its an off white and chalky sorry someone just whispered that in my ear
ewwwwwwwwww does the someone spit or swallow??
Not me i am halal lets stick to the subject "God its cold here " Posts: 1116 | From: WARNING All stressed out & no one to choke | Registered: Sep 2008
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its colder then a witches titty here.. we got a few inches and it finally stopped snowing...
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: its colder then a witches titty here.. we got a few inches and it finally stopped snowing...
well i struggled to day to go to school to pick little one up i am on crutches so me fingers were numb got home and they were permanently bent . Not to bad here at the mo but i hear its going to get very windy (gails) and in my city we get them crap at the moment .
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kids here got a snow day no school... i had to let my car warm for 1/2 hr cas im too lazy to scrape the windows.. and to top all that off some assshole got stuck in the middle of my driveway so i cant get out.. damn when snow comes i swear people get stupid.. u drive a small car with back wheel drive plz do not try to drive thru snow higer then yr damn car.... ewww people make me sick...
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