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Informative guide.

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

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[Eek!] Wtf ? O M G !!
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[Embarrassed]
(But I had a good laugh!! [Big Grin] )

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Oh thank god you posted that, I have been battling with the problem for too long. Now, my bathroom isn't wide enough for "The Superman", so tomorrow I will give "Downward Dog" a try [Big Grin]

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Couldn't do the superman, takes too much back muscles, lol.
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quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
Couldn't do the superman, takes too much back muscles, lol.

[Eek!] Roflmao
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Superman can be made easy if you have an ironing board with a hole in it...

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Brilliant [Big Grin] . I have 4 male adults in my house, I don't even want to think about it...I shall carry on with squating personally [Big Grin]

I have gifted VB a 2 way facing toilet, very handy I thought for continuing those conversations that just can't wait!! [Big Grin]

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OMG! LOL I want to see the superman. [Big Grin]
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ROFLMAO! I'm a yoga fanatic, and the 'downward dog' position will never be the same again! [Big Grin]
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OMG! I have always wondered why men seem to get pee everywhere. Mystery solved.
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Hehehe
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quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
Informative guide.

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

Oh I didn't know that 3-year-olds already have that kind of problem!! [Big Grin] Well now you know what you gotta do! Make Mama proud and keep the toilet seat clean, boy!! [Razz]
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Maybe a urinal should be installed to help with this problem . . . the kind they have in men's public toilets where they have a wall to point at!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinal

so Many to choose from at Home Depot: http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Navigation?Ntk=AllProps&N=10000003+90401+500014&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053&langId=-1&cm_mmc=RMI_HD.COM-_-goog-_-D-29_HDD_0_Toi letsJune2008-_-bidid340837&gclid=CIK8_ruaqpoCFRIeDQodQmcF1g

Top ten urinals: http://www.urinal.net/topfive.html

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quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
Informative guide.

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

Oh I didn't know that 3-year-olds already have that kind of problem!! [Big Grin] Well now you know what you gotta do! Make Mama proud and keep the toilet seat clean, boy!! [Razz]
Shut up old hag. [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
Informative guide.

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

Oh I didn't know that 3-year-olds already have that kind of problem!! [Big Grin] Well now you know what you gotta do! Make Mama proud and keep the toilet seat clean, boy!! [Razz]
Shut up old hag. [Big Grin]
Why you always seem to confuse me with Ayisha?? [Big Grin]

Btw, I am pretty sure that my 3-year-old son has already more manhood than you do. Sorry but there's not much to hold in your case! You receive my full sympathy!! [Razz] [Razz]

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haha funny topic, you gotta love the title, I was gonna say lift ur leg up like a dog and DO IT Doggy Style :DDD
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The Urinals of Hat Noppharat Thara - Phi Phi Islands National Park are in my view, the most natural and relaxing of them all..nature calls for this one for sure. [Big Grin]

Phi Phi must be the equivalent of PiPi I guess. [Wink]

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quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
Informative guide.

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

Oh I didn't know that 3-year-olds already have that kind of problem!! [Big Grin] Well now you know what you gotta do! Make Mama proud and keep the toilet seat clean, boy!! [Razz]
Shut up old hag. [Big Grin]
Why you always seem to confuse me with Ayisha?? [Big Grin]

Btw, I am pretty sure that my 3-year-old son has already more manhood than you do. Sorry but there's not much to hold in your case! You receive my full sympathy!! [Razz] [Razz]

I agree! I wish people would stop using my name for other people! [Mad]

TL, how do you KNOW about Vaders manhood?? Is there something you want to confess? [Big Grin]

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At least I get to say, TL ISN'T MY MOM!!!!!!!!!

Haha, poor thing has to admit that you're his mom to everybody. Dang, must be embarrassing.

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quote:
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TL, how do you KNOW about Vaders manhood?? Is there something you want to confess? [Big Grin]

Cause he can't manage to get laid that's why. He's always spamming this board with his sexual frustrations and the whole situation just seems to be too overwhelming for him! Poor baby boy!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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