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ROFL..... love 14 got to ask have any ladies ever had the nerve to actually buy condoms. I tried to once in the supermarket and kept sidling up to the counter, failing to pick up said items and then having fits of giggles as I did another round past the bananas in the fruit and veg section....thank god for the internet!
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quote:Originally posted by Penny: ROFL..... love 14 got to ask have any ladies ever had the nerve to actually buy condoms. I tried to once in the supermarket and kept sidling up to the counter, failing to pick up said items and then having fits of giggles as I did another round past the bananas in the fruit and veg section....thank god for the internet!
I buy condoms with a large grin and wave at everyone in line behind me as they are passed through the scanner.
Once I asked the guy clerk if he thinks he'd be a good fit for this size of condoms because he resembles my current **** buddy completely. Of course he was speechless.
Gota love Minnesota! Easy to freak them out.
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quote:Originally posted by Penny: ROFL..... love 14 got to ask have any ladies ever had the nerve to actually buy condoms. I tried to once in the supermarket and kept sidling up to the counter, failing to pick up said items and then having fits of giggles as I did another round past the bananas in the fruit and veg section....thank god for the internet!
never needed to,the man is responsible to buy them NOT ME and if he didnt have them , he wouldnt get any Posts: 9443 | From: USA...... | Registered: Jun 2006
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Best place to get condoms is CondomsToGo!!! Large selections of all types, sizes . . . plus the shop also has a good variety of toys and lotions!
But if you want to be anonymous, then on-line makes it so easy these days . . . http://www.adameve.com/Posts: 895 | From: NorthTexas, USA | Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Penny: ROFL..... love 14 got to ask have any ladies ever had the nerve to actually buy condoms.
..thank god for the internet!
What's the big deal? Sorry, but I don't understand why someone would feel odd buying condoms. It's perfectly normal for many women to do that.
Why order something from the internet that you can easily get in any drugstore or pharmacy around the corner?
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and i never feel shy about buying duches cas at least they know i am clean.. hehehe
You can be perfectly clean without such a highly controversial procedure.
Many health care professionals state that douching is dangerous, as it interferes with both the vagina's normal self-cleaning and with the natural bacterial culture of the vagina, and it might spread or introduce infections. For example, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services strongly discourages douching, warning that it can lead to irritation, bacterial vaginosis, and pelvic inflammatory disease (PID). Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina, and thus may put women at risk for possible vaginal infections, especially yeast infections.
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ya we all know about that but it just smells so good afterwards. lol i have been doing it so long might as well not stop now. once u start they say u shouldnt stop. men like flowery puchies.
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: men like flowery puchies.
Says who?
Most men (and women) like their partner to smell good and clean, but real -- not like synthetically produced flowers, lemons etc.
Btw., how your body, sweat, hair, secretions smell has a lot to do with what you eat. If you consume a lot of red meat, alcohol, fast food etc., your body will smell stronger and more unpleasant than that of a person who eats a lot of fruit and veggies and avoids meat. Artificial scents, perfumes, douches, can only cover up natural body odour to a certain degree, but at the end of the day a nose can't be fooled.
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says me. lol i guess i would have to ask some men how they want their women to smell. some women should not smell natural its nasty.
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: men like flowery puchies.
Says who?
Most men (and women) like their partner to smell good and clean, but real -- not like synthetically produced flowers, lemons etc.
Btw., how your body, sweat, hair, secretions smell has a lot to do with what you eat. If you consume a lot of red meat, alcohol, fast food etc., your body will smell stronger and more unpleasant than that of a person who eats a lot of fruit and veggies and avoids meat. Artificial scents, perfumes, douches, can cover up natural body odour to a certain degree, at the end of the day a nose can't be fooled.
so true Posts: 9443 | From: USA...... | Registered: Jun 2006
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Noticed that many egyptians like to "shower" in parfume. Makes me really really sick - gives me headache when people overdo it like that.
Posts: 1325 | From: For tooti http://www.csa.gov.uk/ | Registered: May 2009
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: says me. lol i guess i would have to ask some men how they want their women to smell. some women should not smell natural its nasty.
The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly.
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: says me. lol i guess i would have to ask some men how they want their women to smell. some women should not smell natural its nasty.
The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly.
well its pretty sad u cant reach ur areas to clean yrself. but too much info for the rest of us. keeep yr privates away from es/
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: says me. lol i guess i would have to ask some men how they want their women to smell. some women should not smell natural its nasty.
The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly.
well its pretty sad u cant reach ur areas to clean yrself. but too much info for the rest of us. keeep yr privates away from es/
Actually tine you were the one discussing your intimate regions not me.
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: says me. lol i guess i would have to ask some men how they want their women to smell. some women should not smell natural its nasty.
The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly.
well its pretty sad u cant reach ur areas to clean yrself. but too much info for the rest of us. keeep yr privates away from es/
Actually tine you were the one discussing your intimate regions not me.
no i wasnt. u are the one that said u couldnt reach yr areas to clean them. i never said anything about my parts...... reread.
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: says me. lol i guess i would have to ask some men how they want their women to smell. some women should not smell natural its nasty.
The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly.
well its pretty sad u cant reach ur areas to clean yrself. but too much info for the rest of us. keeep yr privates away from es/
Actually tine you were the one discussing your intimate regions not me.
no i wasnt. u are the one that said u couldnt reach yr areas to clean them. i never said anything about my parts...... reread.
my intial comment:
"The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly."
quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: says me. lol i guess i would have to ask some men how they want their women to smell. some women should not smell natural its nasty.
The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly.
well its pretty sad u cant reach ur areas to clean yrself. but too much info for the rest of us. keeep yr privates away from es/
Actually tine you were the one discussing your intimate regions not me.
no i wasnt. u are the one that said u couldnt reach yr areas to clean them. i never said anything about my parts...... reread.
my intial comment:
"The smell of your intimate regions can be satisfactory if you are able to reach those regions to clean them properly."
not my problem u cant reach yr coochie and wash that fish right out of yr hair..
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: do i smell fish - ydrrrkkk sono is in da' dog house
haha if it smells like fish it probably tastes like old salty sweaty fish.
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thank you tina for making my taste buds curl up and run away!
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: I heard that sono now has the swineflu. She sents her warmest greating to er loyal supporters on ES http://sv.tinypic.com/r/2vb5z53/6
ooooooo hun she has never looked better.
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: I heard that sono now has the swineflu. She sents her warmest greating to er loyal supporters on ES http://sv.tinypic.com/r/2vb5z53/6
quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: I heard that sono now has the swineflu. She sents her warmest greating to er loyal supporters on ES http://sv.tinypic.com/r/2vb5z53/6
Actually I haven't been sick more than 3 days this year with a basic cold.
A while back stine you had stated you were infected with the swine flu yourself. Posts: 2280 | Registered: Oct 2009
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: I heard that sono now has the swineflu. She sents her warmest greating to er loyal supporters on ES http://sv.tinypic.com/r/2vb5z53/6
Actually I haven't been sick more than 3 days this year with a basic cold.
A while back stine you had stated you were infected with the swine flu yourself.
Yes ARmy Lynn Johnson - i had the swine flu but atleast i didnt have to look like that everyday Have a nice day aRmy.
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4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks...
Actually, nobody notices the difference you know. There was an experiment in which they gave a number of people a decaf in the morning (they did not know) and they had to write down how they felt and if they needed coffee to get / to stay awake. They were all very certain they needed their cup of coffee.
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