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tina m
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The Old Cowboy from Texas

Ya think you have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to the dickens.

The old cowboy sat down at the

Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee,

a pretty young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the cowboy and asked,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole

life breaking colts, working cattle,

going to rodeos, fixing fences,

pulling calves, bailing hay,

doctoring calves,

cleaning my barn,

fixing flats,

working on tractors,

and feeding my dogs,

so I guess I am a cowboy..'

She said,

'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day

thinking about naked women.

As soon as I get up in the morning,

I think about naked women.

When I shower,

I think about naked women.

When I watch TV,

I think about naked women.

It seems everything makes me

think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping their coffee in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down

on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,

'Are you a real cowboy?'

The old man replied,

'I always thought I was,

but I just found out

I'm a lesbian.'

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Desertgirl
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hahaha, good one! [Big Grin]

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Lucky Luciano
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"Behind every great fortune,there is a crime!"
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