I am a desexed pussy cat, they took me to the vet, Because I got all horny, but I never got one yet. The female cats around me just hissed and scratched my face, And my owners got annoyed with me when I hissed around the place.
So in humiliation for they couldn't face the truth, I went and showed my discontent by crying on the roof. Well this got the neighbours going, and in came all the calls, When I heard the big one saying, "That cat is going to loose his balls."
We were waiting in the waiting room, I was naive I must mention, Though I did detect some guilty looks and the air was full of tension. And It must have been my cat instincts that made me loose my cool, For I felt a great urgency to protect the family jewels.
So I escaped and I took off up the road, Over a fence, across a yard, and tucked up inside was my load. The little one caught me, -I cried and pleaded why? As she handed me over to a man in a coat who stuck a needle into my thigh.
When I came to, - in a dopey sleepy blur, I felt cold, depressed sore, -I couldn't even purr. And when I think of all the injustices, cats aint got no rights, Not like you two legged humans, that stay up and play up all night.
I was just a big fluffy kitten, a randy teenage tom, But now I'm just a neutered thing, because both of my cods are gone. So I hang out here on the hearth rug, slowly going crackers All because some capitalistic, self-righteous vet, went and knicked my knackers
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Aww what a sad story of a poor kitty. Did this happened in reality? Why did it have to happen to him? Anyways on the brighter side, it's a beautiful story poem. I just hope that the cat is still alive and is happy now.
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