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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
doing drugs/drinking
and messing with eygpt women

is there anything else American tourists should'nt do in eygpt?
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
oh, and touching nile water, drinking unbottled water,makeing sure your food is hot, and being rude....
 

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Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :
 
Don't be rude!

Make sure you tip properly.


 

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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Don't dress up too sexy whether you are a man or a woman. And protect yourself well from the sun with a hat and sun blocker. Other than that you are good to go. Have fun in Egypt!
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
but here's my problem, I could wear a wet suit, cover alls, a chemical suit, and be inside of a goose down sleeping bag...

and yet the women are still attracked to me like steel to a magnet....

the womens can't get enough of jarvis...

this is my delema when visiting eygpt..


 

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Posted by Samia (Member # 4691) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
but here's my problem, I could wear a wet suit, cover alls, a chemical suit, and be inside of a goose down sleeping bag...

and yet the women are still attracked to me like steel to a magnet....

the womens can't get enough of jarvis...

this is my delema when visiting eygpt..

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ROFL!!! If your loving skills are as good as your spelling and punctuation, I don't think you'll be bothered too much by the ladies!!!
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
Im just trying to be very very carefull, I don't want to cause a international incident because of some folks infactuation with me.
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
So Jarvis you are too handsome to be true

God willing there will be no crisis cause of your visit. we don't wanna girls go loose running after you .... and you know Egyptian blood is hot... so we gonna end up by men running after the girls chasing you ... oooh my God Egypt will be in a chaos
So I will solve you the dilemma when you visit Egypt, I will take you in a tour to a nice Egyptian bar,not like the ones normal tourists visit and I will give you one year guarantee, that no woman will bother you anymore. You will be immune
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
Im not exactly clear on what your hinting at...

I wish it was just a physical attraction..if it was that I could probably bottle it and retire,
(if only it was just that)

Lord knows Ive paid enough dues in my life..

it's more of a , I don't know,charisma problem perhaps?. I don't know if it's my meekness, humbleness, or boundless
patience, that cause a gravitational pull on the opposite sex towards me.

whatever it is..I just hope restrant is shown.
because my main goal is to get real cool video of the antiquities of eygpt.

I'll be sure to stear clear of any large gatherings of belly dancers. That would be a major problem..
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
do you have an ego problem, women swoon over me, what a conceited jerk. A true good looking person shows more class.
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
hey,don't hate me because Im beautiful!
the real question here is,
does love know geographic borders? should a person be boxed and processed for only a certain segment of sociaty? I ask all of you,Is a man an island?
 

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Posted by sonomod (Member # 3864) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
hey,don't hate me because Im beautiful!
the real question here is,
does love know geographic borders? should a person be boxed and processed for only a certain segment of sociaty? I ask all of you,Is a man an island?

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Originally posted by jarvis:
I ask all of you,Is a man an island?

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No but maybe some men shut be put one one.... alone!!!!!!
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
LOL Samia !!!
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
I was just messing with y'all....
women don't really run to me like steel to a magnet...acctaully in jr. high they kinda did, but I gained a few pounds and smoked a few cigerreets..
now Im just like everyone else.

but what if Im supposed to be with a egyption women and Im denided that because of a silly pariniod muslim rule?

I mean are all western women barred from going with an egpytion man?

remember:

do unto others, as you would have done unto yourself...
 

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Posted by MTLEGY (Member # 7200) on :
 
Samia: LOL power shot

Jarvis: In case you failed Geography and History Classes (it's obvious you failed English with honors), Egypt is a Muslim Country, respect the rules and practice good manners, your sense of humor seems fine to me but you seem to lack other skills, you should be ok, just don't mess with the wrong crowd.

There is enough Westernization in Egypt, it saddens me. So, point is, Practice Self respect (ignorance is what misleads man to have his legs cut off). Enjoy your "freedom" in the west and let the middle Easters with their "silly rules" , ummm by the way, this is how we spell PARANOID, at least in Canada...

Hey Enjoy your trip, don't get caught by me if you have to mess around with Egyptian Women
 

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Posted by Dalia (Member # 1230) on :
 
You don't sound like an American tourist, jarvis ...
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
so are you all saying that the US should say no muslim men can go with American women?

or not? it seems somewhat..well not somewhat, but totally hypocritical...


 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by Dalia:
You don't sound like an American tourist, jarvis ...

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Originally posted by jarvis:
so are you all saying that the US should say no muslim men can go with American women?

or not? it seems somewhat..well not somewhat, but totally hypocritical...

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Islam permits Muslim men to marry Christian and Jewish women. But Muslim women cannot marry outside of their faith. Therefore, Egypt's cultural practices generally follow suit.

It's not hypocritical in the context you give. It's not Egypt per se saying a you can't date or *go around* with a Muslim woman in Egypt. It's her faith that will probably stop her from doing so.

Just like in the US, there are Baptists who won't date or marry anyone but another Baptist. Or Mormons who don't marry anyone but Mormons. Or Amish who don't marry anyone but Amish. Or Jews who don't marry anyone but Jews.

See the similarity?
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
ok, now that you put it like that it seems ok...

see, this is why I ask before I go...

acctually , messing with a eygption women wasen't even on my mind till I read a couple threads on here about women from europe messing with muslim dudes..


but there is one stark difference...and thats that both sexes of baptist or mormons practice interfaith marriage, not just one..
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
and really only the quakers and parisi trully follow interfaith marriage..
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
so basicly mohamed wanted to leave a window open so he could screw around?

and his 9 wifes could'nt?

heck...I'd be down with that if I turned my back on Christ..and lived for the flesh and not the spirit..

unfortunately thats a road that leads to hell..


 

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Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
so basicly mohamed wanted to leave a window open so he could screw around?

and his 9 wifes could'nt?

heck...I'd be down with that if I turned my back on Christ..and lived for the flesh and not the spirit..

unfortunately thats a road that leads to hell..

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Originally posted by jarvis:
but there is one stark difference...and thats that both sexes of baptist or mormons practice interfaith marriage, not just one..

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Perhaps. But with Jews, since Judaism is passed down through the mother, it is of particular importance that a Jewish man marry a Jewish woman if he wants his children to be Jewish. So Jews have the reverse issue....a Jewish woman can marry whomever she wants while it is incumbent on the man to marry a Jewish woman.

While Islam has very specific rules about these types of issues, in practice you will see similar issues in almost any religion.

My Episcopalian mother was adamant that neither my brother nor I marry a Catholic. And her generation didn't see too many Catholics marrying outside their faith. Even in my generation (I'm 38), I had a good number of friends who converted to Catholicism to marry their Catholic boyfriends/girlfriends.
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
"For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake and the gospel's, the same shall save it. For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
Mark 8:34-38

I've said my peace..

and don't fret muslim men and women..I don't want to marry you...
and have a nice day:)

ps, Im just going to Eygpt so I can witness the power of God.

Exod.7
[1] And the LORD said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.
[2] Thou shalt speak all that I command thee: and Aaron thy brother shall speak unto Pharaoh, that he send the children of Israel out of his land.
[3] And I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and multiply my signs and my wonders in the land of Egypt.
[4] But Pharaoh shall not hearken unto you, that I may lay my hand upon Egypt, and bring forth mine armies, and my people the children of Israel, out of the land of Egypt by great judgments.
[5] And the Egyptians shall know that I am the LORD, when I stretch forth mine hand upon Egypt, and bring out the children of Israel from among them.


 

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Posted by sonomod (Member # 3864) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
"For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake and the gospel's, the same shall save it. For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
Mark 8:34-38

I've said my peace..

and don't fret muslim men and women..I don't want to marry you...
and have a nice day:)

ps, Im just going to Eygpt so I can witness the power of God.

Exod.7
[1] And the LORD said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.
[2] Thou shalt speak all that I command thee: and Aaron thy brother shall speak unto Pharaoh, that he send the children of Israel out of his land.
[3] And I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and multiply my signs and my wonders in the land of Egypt.
[4] But Pharaoh shall not hearken unto you, that I may lay my hand upon Egypt, and bring forth mine armies, and my people the children of Israel, out of the land of Egypt by great judgments.
[5] And the Egyptians shall know that I am the LORD, when I stretch forth mine hand upon Egypt, and bring out the children of Israel from among them.

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Originally posted by sonomod:

quote:

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Originally posted by jarvis:
"For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake and the gospel's, the same shall save it. For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? Whosoever therefore shall be ashamed of me and of my words in this adulterous and sinful generation; of him also shall the Son of man be ashamed, when he cometh in the glory of his Father with the holy angels."
Mark 8:34-38

I've said my peace..

and don't fret muslim men and women..I don't want to marry you...
and have a nice day:)

ps, Im just going to Eygpt so I can witness the power of God.

Exod.7
[1] And the LORD said unto Moses, See, I have made thee a god to Pharaoh: and Aaron thy brother shall be thy prophet.
[2] Thou shalt speak all that I command thee: and Aaron thy brother shall speak unto Pharaoh, that he send the children of Israel out of his land.
[3] And I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and multiply my signs and my wonders in the land of Egypt.
[4] But Pharaoh shall not hearken unto you, that I may lay my hand upon Egypt, and bring forth mine armies, and my people the children of Israel, out of the land of Egypt by great judgments.
[5] And the Egyptians shall know that I am the LORD, when I stretch forth mine hand upon Egypt, and bring out the children of Israel from among them.

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Is this a future, Morgan, Kafir4ever, Horemheb, Mrs. Doubtfire, Snapdragon, all the other's I haven't listed?

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no, just had to state where Im comeing from
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by Snoozin:

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Originally posted by jarvis:
so basicly mohamed wanted to leave a window open so he could screw around?

and his 9 wifes could'nt?

heck...I'd be down with that if I turned my back on Christ..and lived for the flesh and not the spirit..

unfortunately thats a road that leads to hell..

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Hookay. You don't have to agree with Islamic principles...but I suggest you don't be so flippant about it when visiting Egypt, OK?

It is my understanding that the rationale behind dictating who can marry whom deals with the continuation of the religion. It is thought that if the husband is Muslim, it is more likely all the children will be raised Muslim. If a Muslim woman marries outside the faith, the new husband is likely to dictate what religion the kids will be. In addition, if a Muslim woman marries a non-Muslim man, the man may pressure the Muslim woman to not practice her Islam.

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oh yeah, I forget mormons,baptists and catholics don't justify 1st degree murder for leaveing their religion too...

Im still trying to understand this "if you give respect you get respect" thing too...

I allways thought it was a 2 way street...


 

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Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
oh yeah, I forget mormons,baptists and catholics don't justify 1st degree murder for leaveing their religion too...

Im still trying to understand this "if you give respect you get respect" thing too...

I allways thought it was a 2 way street...

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You are mixing two issues.

The *give respect, get respect* has to do with your attitude while visiting Egypt.

The Islamic rules for marriage or being kufr are separate issues.

I thought you wanted advice on what to do while visiting Egypt. Didn't realize you wanted to denigrate Islam. If you don't like it, don't be a Muslim. Nobody's asking you to.
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
Snoozin,I appreciate you being cool about it...

I like debateing things sometimes though...it helps me zero in on my stance..trust me, I have no more dislike for muslims than I do for alot of Americans who are atheists. there's alot of things I agree with muslims on.

trust me, when I get to eygpt the only thing Im going to be focusing on is how to capture the best video..and learning the history of the place...

I hope you don't take offence by what I say about muslims. ussually when Im slamming it ,Im thinking about the bin laden type charactors..not the 90%+ who are not nut cases. I mean if ever muslim was a bin laden, there probably would'nt be any muslims left after a couple weeks..


 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
Snoozin,I appreciate you being cool about it...

I like debateing things sometimes though...it helps me zero in on my stance..trust me, I have no more dislike for muslims than I do for alot of Americans who are atheists. there's alot of things I agree with muslims on.

trust me, when I get to eygpt the only thing Im going to be focusing on is how to capture the best video..and learning the history of the place...

I hope you don't take offence by what I say about muslims. ussually when Im slamming islam ,Im thinking about the bin laden type charactors..not the 90%+ who are not nut cases. I mean if every muslim was a bin laden, there probably would'nt be any muslims left after a couple weeks..

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
123
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
OH please, you think your a beautiful person? like lobo said before, if you were indeed one, you would show more class...

If you really want to impress Egyptians, stand in the middle of the Corniche, and yell Suey suey suey ... that will get ya lots of points ...and then crack open a bud light ..
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
acctually through the years,egyptians have probably cracked open more beers than America, germany, england and austrilia combined...

and why would I call for your mother in corniche?
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
its for your mother ... or any egyptian female nearby, since your so good looking and woman just swoon over you its the official egyptian mating call ...
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
egyptian females are fair and lovely people, who I respect AND keep my distance from...


 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
uh huh ... where are you from?
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
why?
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
uh huh ... where are you from?

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It seems that i missed alot ... wanted to ask the same lobo..do you guys heard before a man says im beautifull
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
why?

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why what?
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
lobo is just curious on where jarvis is from and if jarvis is an american?
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
By the way are you a gay , some guys were here some time ago ...they might be interested
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
He got an amazing English lobo
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
WHERE IS THIS GUY , we wanna have some fun
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
Im from the republic of vanuatu
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
I can't be gay, women worldwide would be depressed..
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
LOL WHAT ...... republic of Holo Lolo
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
so I can't go to your gay bar in eygpt sam...
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
are you pretty, sam or beautiful?
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
Jarvis if you are going for a holiday you should relax a bit mate. You will not learn anything if you go with preconcieved ideas, land of god or no.
We need to remember that not everyone in the world gives a flying f### about western ideals-many people look another way and do just fine.
I think you sound nervous and defensive because you have put in your mind " muslim " this " muslim" that.Are you sure you mean muslim and not " arab"? Have you travelled much before?
You know a lot of muslims are secular, as you say. As you probabaly would be if you were born somwhere like that. Like Malaysia, Indonesia,Egypt.
And crackpots are everywhere- western example-those people who stand on roadsides slamming gays and getting their kids to hold signs about gays going to hell with bible quotes.
Happy and clean religious behaviour? I DONT think so!!!!
So I hope you enjoy your trip, get a great video, and just not worry too much about religion while your doing it.
And make sure you use your austin powers powers for good, not evil LOL.
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
I can't be gay, women worldwide would be depressed..

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Ya kotee moteee ... and gays will be much more depressed as well if you are not a gay ....... they gonna miss alot
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
are you pretty, sam or beautiful?

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beautifullllllllllllllllllllllllll
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
so I can't go to your gay bar in eygpt sam...

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Why beautifull man you gonna miss alot
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
Melati you are answering Jarvis as if he is serious ,he cann't be serious guys
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
sam and jarvis, were sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes Sammy with the baby carriage ...
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by Melati:
Jarvis if you are going for a holiday you should relax a bit mate. You will not learn anything if you go with preconcieved ideas, land of god or no.
We need to remember that not everyone in the world gives a flying f### about western ideals-many people look another way and do just fine.
I think you sound nervous and defensive because you have put in your mind " muslim " this " muslim" that.Are you sure you mean muslim and not " arab"? Have you travelled much before?
You know a lot of muslims are secular, as you say. As you probabaly would be if you were born somwhere like that. Like Malaysia, Indonesia,Egypt.
And crackpots are everywhere- western example-those people who stand on roadsides slamming gays and getting their kids to hold signs about gays going to hell with bible quotes.
Happy and clean religious behaviour? I DONT think so!!!!
So I hope you enjoy your trip, get a great video, and just not worry too much about religion while your doing it.
And make sure you use your austin powers powers for good, not evil LOL.

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Originally posted by jarvis:

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Originally posted by Melati:
Jarvis if you are going for a holiday you should relax a bit mate. You will not learn anything if you go with preconcieved ideas, land of god or no.
We need to remember that not everyone in the world gives a flying f### about western ideals-many people look another way and do just fine.
I think you sound nervous and defensive because you have put in your mind " muslim " this " muslim" that.Are you sure you mean muslim and not " arab"? Have you travelled much before?
You know a lot of muslims are secular, as you say. As you probabaly would be if you were born somwhere like that. Like Malaysia, Indonesia,Egypt.
And crackpots are everywhere- western example-those people who stand on roadsides slamming gays and getting their kids to hold signs about gays going to hell with bible quotes.
Happy and clean religious behaviour? I DONT think so!!!!
So I hope you enjoy your trip, get a great video, and just not worry too much about religion while your doing it.
And make sure you use your austin powers powers for good, not evil LOL.

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acctually, one time I was driveing down the street, and there was this gorgous blonde gal, holding a "God hate fags sign"...she was across a street protesting something a school board did...

anyway, I should have pulled over and told her it was her duty to have sex with me....so I would'nt become what God hates...I regret not doing that...

even though I am and have allways been 100% straight...

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
sam and jarvis, were sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes Sammy with the baby carriage ...

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What is up lobo we are a team ... you believed that im a gay or what
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by Sam on line:

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
sam and jarvis, were sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes Sammy with the baby carriage ...

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What is up lobo we are a team ... you believed that im a gay or what

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Originally posted by jarvis:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Melati:
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anyway, I should have pulled over and told her it was her duty to have sex with me....so I would'nt become what God hates...I regret not doing that...

even though I am and have allways been 100% straight...

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Man are you mentally stable
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
that's funny and sad ... so Jarvis where are you from?

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
that's funny and sad ... so Jarvis where are you from?

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Yes Jarvis, I'm curious too. Where are you from?? Just a simple question. For some reason I don't think he's American although I could be wrong!! Wouldn't be the first time!!!
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
Is Vanuatu a republic? Christ-I thought it was french as all get out!
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by Melati:
You know that song that goes
at the gay bar gay bar gay bar?
Jarvis-are you in a band?

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no I don't know that song, I don't go to gay bars...
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
Shame !
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 

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Originally posted by sin-dee:

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
that's funny and sad ... so Jarvis where are you from?

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Yes Jarvis, I'm curious too. Where are you from?? Just a simple question. For some reason I don't think he's American although I could be wrong!! Wouldn't be the first time!!!

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Originally posted by jarvis:

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Originally posted by Sam on line:

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Originally posted by crazylobo:
sam and jarvis, were sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love then comes marriage, then comes Sammy with the baby carriage ...

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What is up lobo we are a team ... you believed that im a gay or what

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I think your both fudgepacked salad eaters....

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Lobo .... he mentioned you here deal with that
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:

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Originally posted by Melati:
You know that song that goes
at the gay bar gay bar gay bar?
Jarvis-are you in a band?

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no I don't know that song, I don't go to gay bars...

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I don't go to gay clubs , I always try my luck outside
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
ok people, lets shift this conversation back to eygition women...or at least women in general..
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
LOL.
You know theres a whole heap of them in Sydney you can loiter out the front of if you have the inclination.
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
Ok Jarvis. So are there many egyptian women in Vanuatu?
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
no, thats why Im looking for one..well kinda...I don't want to die or anything over it...

mark antony had his cleopatra...

I think I should have a cleopatra too...it's only fair.
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
BE MORE CLEAR Melati that is interesting
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
hee hee .. the little ditty about jarvis and sammy is some old american thing you sing to annoy people just add anyone's name, and from Jarvis reaction calling me a fudgepacked salad eater .. shows some deep hostility, to little lobo ... and lobo doesn't care what some one's sexuality is, but when they keep saying I am straight, and how good looking, and how women swoon over them, and concerned about gay's so much, you sometimes wonder? Just an observation on human nature


And like I really care what Jarvis thinks of Lobo ... boo hoo...

Vanuatu is an island in the South Pacific ...
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
so Jarvis are you trying to meet or marry an Egyptian woman?
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
I don't know...is it cool to pick up a coptic gal?

seems like that is the only gals the folks in eygpt won't get their knickers in a bind about..
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
Sam -its called Oxford Street in a suburb called Darlinghurst. Bar after bar after bar. Its the gay area in sydney( with kick ass hairdressers), just a doddle up from centrepoint through hyde park.
Jarvis-I think your funny. I hope you get your Cleopatra too-just keep her away from asps ok....
Lobo-south pacific people!!Yehaaa.
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
what does asps mean?
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by Melati:
Sam -its called Oxford Street in a suburb called Darlinghurst. Bar after bar after bar. Its the gay area in sydney( with kick ass hairdressers), just a doddle up from centrepoint through hyde park.
Jarvis-I think your funny. I hope you get your Cleopatra too-just keep her away from asps ok....
Lobo-south pacific people!!Yehaaa.

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well Melati im not interested in that , i guess Jarvis is more keen to visit that street
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
Oh well-all info has an upside somewhere down the line!At least you know where to find the good hairdressers right!
 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
Asp- a snake that cleopatra committed suicide with.
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
Jarvis why are you hell bent on picking up some chick? I bet your really some porn producer from Hollywood ... or are you GW, or Cheney? I got it its miss rice, i knew it, she's a secret lesbo ...
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
Im not really, thats just what everyone else was talking about when I came on this board..
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
Lobo Lobo Lobo edeelooh

no mercy no more
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
are there alot of snakes in eygpt??????
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
are there alot of snakes in eygpt??????

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Just tell me your flight no , i will gather them all ......just for you
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
#296473
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
I don't like snakes,is it cool to carry a shotgun to eygpt?
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
ya sure jarvis , it is a free country
carry what so ever , come on you need to protect yourself..
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
you will have a nice vacation for sure but don't forget the shotgun
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
lots of snakes ... ssssssssssss... and those damn sand snakes
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
you know lobo that upper Egyptians live with snakes at the same house, especially those of mud
you don't harm them and they don't harm you
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
why is there so many snakes? it's a damn desert...
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
Jarvis when you gonna sleep
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
when I find my cleopatra!
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
It is wierd to find snakes in deserts , we should find them in southern pole
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
yeah right ... those sand snakes, they hide in the sand, and when you walk by the grab your foot and pull you to the ground ... and give a big wet kiss on your nose ... or is that some other animal?
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
Find her in your dreams and give us a break for your answers
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
sam, are you really in cairo?
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
No im in republic of Guantanamo
 

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Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :
 
ROFL!!!!!
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
thats funny .. sam ... we have snoozin joining us ..
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
welcome snoozing
 

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Posted by Sam on line (Member # 8513) on :
 
Jarvis slept i guess , could any one persuade him to go to Guantanamo with that shotgun, instead of Egypt
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 

 

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Posted by Melati (Member # 9610) on :
 
ROFL,,,,,,,
 

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Posted by 7ayat (Member # 7043) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
but what if Im supposed to be with a egyption women and Im denided that because of a silly pariniod muslim rule?

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ummm here's one thing you shouldnt do in egypt, call a religion practiviced by 90% of the population silly and parnoid! man you're clueless!
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
what kind of electrical adapter do you use in eygpt?
 

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Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :
 
fingers work really well.


 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
snoozin, seriously, I read they use like a 2 round prong type adapter..
 

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Posted by crazylobo (Member # 5457) on :
 
no, they use scissors in a light socket .... it feels so good ...
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
can we have a normal conversation?
 

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Posted by jarvis (Member # 9832) on :
 
I'd like to say Im sorry for dissing mohamed..

I know when jewish folk dis Jesus..I don't like it..

even though I don't agree with islam...Im gonna try to get along with folks on here...
 

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Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :
 

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Originally posted by jarvis:
I'd like to say Im sorry for dissing mohamed..

I know when jewish folk dis Jesus..I don't like it..

even though I don't agree with islam...Im gonna try to get along with folks on here...

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Thank you for your apology, that was nice.

Adapters: Make sure you get both a voltage adapter and a plug adapter. Both are different in Egypt than here. I found an excellent universal adapter at Brookstone.

http://treehouse.ofb.net/guide/voltage/Egypt?lang=en
 

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