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Posted by Knicker Elastic (Member # 16679) on :
 
Is this an Egyptian cultural thing or a Muslim requirement?

Western ladies married to Muslim / Egyptian guys - do you all shave your lady bits?

Do any of you just trim it short? A spotty shaven pube is really not attractive.
 
Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :
 
too personal for me [Eek!] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lumpy butt (Member # 15631) on :
 
nice subject!! surely you should do what you want and not your husband?
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
You could go to the salon for 'the kojak' I hear the Egyptian girls are ever so gentle with western women [Wink]
 
Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
quote:
nice subject!! surely you should do what you want and not your husband?
Totally agree.
Most women I know who are with an egy guy have had the "shaven" talk, but really who gives a crap what the man wants, be it culture or his religion. Your hair, your business. Personally, the idea of looking like a little girl freaks me out a bit. And I would slap any man who tried to pressure me into shaving, even if he blamed his culture/religion.
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dolphin redsea:
too personal for me [Eek!] [Big Grin]

Are come hun' on spill us the beans [Razz] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Which "haircut" do y prefer????

Personally dont like hair on my candy [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lumpy butt (Member # 15631) on :
 
whats the kojak???? or am i being stupid?
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
Kojak had absolutely no hair. (Actor)
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh LB... you make me feel old dude!!!
 
Posted by Lumpy butt (Member # 15631) on :
 
oohhhhh I know kojak was a tv character [Big Grin] I was wondering in ref to hair!... you meant taking all off right???.. thats called a hollywood dude!
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Well I have heard the ladies call it a kojak over!!!

Are you the pubic hair police???

Knicker elastic.. great name btw... do what you prefer and don't be coaxed into doing anything that makes you uncomfortable... literally!

http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1126012472670

Strange read if you ask me!
 
Posted by Lumpy butt (Member # 15631) on :
 
pubic hair police!!! dude! Twas my job before Egypt! Bikini waxer extraordinaire!
 
Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
From LF's link: “The fitrah is five things: circumcision, trimming the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking the armpit hairs and shaving the pubic hairs.”
Plucking armpit hairs!!!!!! Er, no way, no how.
 
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dolphin redsea:
too personal for me [Eek!] [Big Grin]

I'm with Micky on this one!!!! [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
It also states that your partner is to do the waxing!!!

Yeah right!!!
 
Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Not unless he studies hair and beauty for a good year first! No way would I let a non-professional anywhere near wax and my privates, that is not a good mix.
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Exactly.. but how will he get experience if looking at others bits is haram... oo what a pickle!

Wax, spatula, hot towel... blindfold!!!
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
Lol, sounds safe to me.
 
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mamasue:
quote:
Originally posted by dolphin redsea:
too personal for me [Eek!] [Big Grin]

I'm with Micky on this one!!!! [Roll Eyes]
Oh Pleeeeas ladies, get a grip. You two have been on ES long enough to know that there is nothing too personal. [Razz] [Big Grin]


Shaving is one thing, plucking armpit hair is way over the top. [Eek!]
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
Most Egyptian women in countryside do that for cleanliness PURPOSES NOT ANYTHING ELSE.
women in Cairo probably do not !
I will not say anthing more!
I just replied her since this reminded me of a question when I was in Cairo University Hostel ,and We had Mofty Al-Gomhoryia(he was Prof.Ali Gomaa) in the mosque and some of the students asked him the same question here,the Man went red !I thought that blood is going explode from his face.
it has nothing to do with culture if you understand what I mean!
 
Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
quote:
Wax, spatula, hot towel... blindfold!!!
Well when you put it like that, it sounds like a rather kinky night in! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lumpy butt (Member # 15631) on :
 
one of baldy's sister sugared her arm and legs.

the other went all natural!

however, they did say when they got married the would sugar everything!.... ohhhhh the are so naive to what pain they will suffer
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
So are women in Cairo unhygienic based on Ahmads theory?

Is Islam online wrong? Did someone tell a lie about what is and is not haram?

Since when has removing hair been considered clean... I would have thought a regular washing routine would be cleaner!

Are men not clean if they do not shave?

Why am I discussing this lol...
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
So are women in Cairo unhygienic based on Ahmads theory?

Is Islam online wrong? Did someone tell a lie about what is and is not haram?

Since when has removing hair been considered clean... I would have thought a regular washing routine would be cleaner!

Are men not clean if they do not shave?

Why am I discussing this lol...

oh no do not get me wrong !!
I said that
cleanliness PURPOSES NOT ANYTHING ELSE.

so your imagination do not go so far [Wink]
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
Keeping your nether regions clean of hair does not make one look like a little girl. Trust me. Just like when men clean up theirs...doesn't resemble a little boy. You'd have to have pretty small bits to resemble a child.

Keeping the area clean of hair does make one feel cleaner. That coupled with a normal washing routine.

It shouldn't be done out of pressure though, regardless if it's cultural or religious. However, if either party has really strong feelings on the subject they should consider that before getting married.

quote:
Originally posted by weirdkitty:
quote:
nice subject!! surely you should do what you want and not your husband?
Totally agree.
Most women I know who are with an egy guy have had the "shaven" talk, but really who gives a crap what the man wants, be it culture or his religion. Your hair, your business. Personally, the idea of looking like a little girl freaks me out a bit. And I would slap any man who tried to pressure me into shaving, even if he blamed his culture/religion.


 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
But shaving does not make you clean, it makes you shaved.

There are men out there who like their ladies shaved as the ladies are appearing to be sexually immature. It is a perception and a concept only, not an exact resemblance.

In reverse there are men opposed to the idea as the idea of making love to a child disgusts them.

I know girls here who sugar and I know one who currently has a leg full of blisters as it was too hot... lucky she did her legs first !!!! yikes.
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
I didn't say it makes you clean...I said it makes you *feel* cleaner.

If a guy wants a woman shaved to appear sexually immature, that's sick. If he prefers her shaven for other reasons (oral sex), then it's a valid reason. Sorry for being graphic. Same goes for women. I prefer a man to be shaven in that region because it just looks neater plus for reasons I stated above. A big, overgrown bush is not appealing on men or women IMO. There are some ppl with hair fetishes though who love all that. To each his or her own.
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Ahmad said clean. sorry, I should have quoted.

I have also heard that men shave themselves as it makes them look bigger!!!
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
Hahaha yes, I have heard that, too. I can't say that I've noticed much of a difference [Big Grin]
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
Why Women Shouldn't Shave Their Pubic Hair
by Esther November

I don't want to beat around the bush-there's nothing wrong with trimming your pubic hair or doing some grooming. But when it comes down to it, shaving your pubic hair has some consequences you may not have considered.

When you shave your pubic hair, you risk ingrown hairs and nasty red bumps. That's a short-term risk many women are willing to take. But shaving your pubic hair can do lasting damage to that sensitive region.

Think of the skin in your pubic region as containing hundreds of pores and openings for secretions. And then take a moment to think about how much you sweat over the course of an average day.

Damaging the hair follicles in your pubic area means you may experience bouts of bumps, as glands and pores get blocked from the damaged openings. Seriously, do you want bumps down there? Shaving your pubic hair regularly can lead to permanent damage, which means you'll be susceptible to blockage for years even after you stop.

Shaving your pubic hair means your pubic region is naked during sex.

Pubic hair may not be sexy at this particular point in human history, but we evolved with hair down there for a reason. Pubic hair is your body's way of providing a dry lubricant to keep the super-sensitive skin down there from getting irritated during sex.

Think about it. During sex, there's a lot of moisture and a lot of friction. Your pubic hair provides a barrier between your genitals and all that friction. Without it, you're susceptible to heat rash and chafing, neither of which looks sexy in the morning.

Shaving your pubic hair detracts from your sex appeal.

Cosmetic argument aside, your pubic hair is meant to make you more attractive to potential mates. Pubic hair traps your smell close to your body, and a huge part of attraction comes from smell.

Have you ever found yourself head-over-heels for someone you know is all wrong for you? You try fighting the attraction, but you just can't keep your hands to yourself? If this has happened to you, it's a simple matter of biology. You've probably found someone with compatible chemistry, someone with a smell you just can't say no to.

During certain parts of your menstrual cycle (like ovulation) and when you're aroused, your body emits pheromones. This is your body's super-sneaky way of telling potential partners you're ready to mate. It's invisible and subliminal, but it works.

We've created artificial smells for ourselves to attract potential mates. But scented soap and perfume can only mimic what nature has already taken care of. Letting your natural smell do the talking for you will result in finding a potential partner who is truly attracted to you.
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
Not to harp on about shaving but if you do it regularly you don't get the razor bumps. By regularly I mean nearly every day. The same way a man would shave his face.

I have to say I'm quite obsessive about body hair. I remove all body hair except for the hair on my head and eyebrows. I have done waxing but I don't like it because that means I have to wait until my hair grows out to a certain length to have it waxed. I can't stand it. I don't find it too painful actually. It's time consuming for a full body wax and like I said, you have to grow out your hair quite a bit for waxing to be effective.
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
Ahmad said clean. sorry, I should have quoted.

I have also heard that men shave themselves as it makes them look bigger!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,yes I said clean
this is becuase of the nature of the Egyptian countryside ,since countryside women deal basicly with chickens,pigeons,.......a lot of farm Animals and birds,this make them vuleenrable to what we call FASH
I do not know the Scientific meaning of the word.
But I will tell you about this insect.
this insect only grows in hairy places and it is attracted to these places (do not ask me why),so not only women shave but also men to get rid of this stupid insect,it can cause Urticaria and some other diseases,so shaving makes it more clean.
got me?
 
Posted by Pamela in Blue (Member # 16741) on :
 
Lice??
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Hmmm Urticaria

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urticaria

Nothing whatsoever associated to anything on this thread in the slightest.

I am pretty sure that pubic lice cannot be contracted from pigeons!! [Wink]
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
The shaved cat who looks like a dedicated follower of fashion
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
There's nothing more sexy than a bald pussy..porn stars are all clean nowadays, no more fuzzy clits, it just doesn't appeal anymore, they're laser cleaned for life. [Cool]
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
There's nothing more sexy than a bald pussy..porn stars are all clean nowadays, no more fuzzy clits, it just doesn't appeal anymore, they're laser cleaned for life. [Cool]

OMG you guys is nothing sacred? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
LOL apparently not. Now this is what I'm wondering about...fuzzy clits. I've never seen a fuzzy clit. I wasn't aware hair grew on the clitoris.
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
Rofl she pwned you Dzosser [Big Grin] i'm trying very hard not to visualise
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Well fuzzy in the sense it's hard to spot..unless its outstandingly evident..anatomically that is of course. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Well fuzzy in the sense it's hard to spot..unless its outstandingly evident..anatomically that is of course. [Roll Eyes]

[Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes] [Razz]
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
Hahahahahaha....so one must have a huge clitoris in order to be seen if said person has a bush? You crack me up. You do know that if you spread apart the hairy bits the clitoris will be very evident, outstanding or otherwise.

[Roll Eyes] [Razz] [Roll Eyes] [Big Grin] [Embarrassed] [Cool]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
There you go, so you need to do the spreading apart then, but in shaved ones its clear and obviously evident. [Cool]
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:
I didn't say it makes you clean...I said it makes you *feel* cleaner.

If a guy wants a woman shaved to appear sexually immature, that's sick. If he prefers her shaven for other reasons (oral sex), then it's a valid reason. Sorry for being graphic. Same goes for women. I prefer a man to be shaven in that region because it just looks neater plus for reasons I stated above. A big, overgrown bush is not appealing on men or women IMO. There are some ppl with hair fetishes though who love all that. To each his or her own. [/QB]

and there is a lady who had the balls to say it as it is [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
Ahmad said clean. sorry, I should have quoted.

I have also heard that men shave themselves as it makes them look bigger!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,yes I said clean
this is becuase of the nature of the Egyptian countryside ,since countryside women deal basicly with chickens,pigeons,.......a lot of farm Animals and birds,this make them vuleenrable to what we call FASH
I do not know the Scientific meaning of the word.
But I will tell you about this insect.
this insect only grows in hairy places and it is attracted to these places (do not ask me why),so not only women shave but also men to get rid of this stupid insect,it can cause Urticaria and some other diseases,so shaving makes it more clean.
got me?

you mean 'crabs' or pubic lice, Urticaria is nothing to do with lice and pubic lice cannot be caught from chickens or pigeons [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by marydot (Member # 15932) on :
 
Its a Muslim requirement to shave all your personal hair to keep yourself clean.prophet mohammed said that all muslims should do this.men and woman!! its not a sexual thing it a requirement in islam.
I dont have any issues with it because islam requirement this. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
i could care less if my beaver was hairy or not. i have noone to build a damn...hahahahah

now if a man wanted me to shave i would conceider it.. but never done it before cas my hair doesnt grow down there too much.. maybe from the harmone pills?
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
Excuse me, sir, but if I may be so bold as to say that even bald babes have to spread something to show the "eh hem". Unless it's a huge clitoris that just hangs out.

I seriously can't believe I'm debating clits and vaginas.

quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
There you go, so you need to do the spreading apart then, but in shaved ones its clear and obviously evident. [Cool]


 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
I do not know what is the english translation for the egyptian word FASH ,it is not lice.
I do not even know the arabic meaning of the Egyptian word so I can get a translation!!
i did not say"IT causes urticaria"
i said"it can cause urticaria" and this is what I meant,urticaria and Scabies are the upper diseases this insect can cause(if one is so clean then nothing to worry about),the probable that these insects cause is itching
I did not say the farm animals usually catch this insect,I said farmers catch these insects from them ,that why farmers set fire in Animal rubbish in country side
 
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:
Excuse me, sir, but if I may be so bold as to say that even bald babes have to spread something to show the "eh hem". Unless it's a huge clitoris that just hangs out.

I seriously can't believe I'm debating clits and vaginas.

quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
There you go, so you need to do the spreading apart then, but in shaved ones its clear and obviously evident. [Cool]


especialy with a man like he has one.. hahahaha
come on boys we know our clits and crap better than yal do.. no matter if them men are drs or what ever they dont have that device...
 
Posted by Ford Prefect (not perfect) (Member # 9338) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
I do not know what is the english translation for the egyptian word FASH ,it is not lice.
I do not even know the arabic meaning of the Egyptian word so I can get a translation!!
i did not say"IT causes urticaria"
i said"it can cause urticaria" and this is what I meant,urticaria and Scabies are the upper diseases this insect can cause(if one is so clean then nothing to worry about),the probable that these insects cause is itching
I did not say the farm animals usually catch this insect,I said farmers catch these insects from them ,that why farmers set fire in Animal rubbish in country side

Maybe it translates as a mite? There are many types of mites. http://www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcmites.htm

or maybe Fash is a flea? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea
 
Posted by marydot (Member # 15932) on :
 
Tina if you ever marry walid then you got to shave your cous!!! because he will prefer you this way whether your muslim or not.
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ford Prefect (not perfect):
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
I do not know what is the english translation for the egyptian word FASH ,it is not lice.
I do not even know the arabic meaning of the Egyptian word so I can get a translation!!
i did not say"IT causes urticaria"
i said"it can cause urticaria" and this is what I meant,urticaria and Scabies are the upper diseases this insect can cause(if one is so clean then nothing to worry about),the probable that these insects cause is itching
I did not say the farm animals usually catch this insect,I said farmers catch these insects from them ,that why farmers set fire in Animal rubbish in country side

Maybe it translates as a mite? There are many types of mites. http://www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcmites.htm

or maybe Fash is a flea? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flea

I do not know what it means!!
I asked my brother (he is a 5th year medicine student)and he told me he do not know either!!
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by marydot:
Its a Muslim requirement to shave all your personal hair to keep yourself clean.prophet mohammed said that all muslims should do this.men and woman!! its not a sexual thing it a requirement in islam.
I dont have any issues with it because islam requirement this. [Big Grin]

completely agree to this.
 
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by marydot:
Tina if you ever marry walid then you got to shave your cous!!! because he will prefer you this way whether your muslim or not.

says who??

i dont wanna itch all the time from shaving...
 
Posted by Questionmarks (Member # 12336) on :
 
Urticaria is an allergic reaction, while scabies is a skindisease, caused by a mite (Transferable) I don't know the meaning of Fash either...
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
I asked hubby what Fash is, he said hes not sure but its something not nice and asked why I wanted to know.

Then he asked why I am talking to people about this subject [Big Grin]
 
Posted by ***** (Member # 14677) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
I asked hubby what Fash is, he said hes not sure but its something not nice and asked why I wanted to know.

Then he asked why I am talking to people about this subject [Big Grin]

LOL
 
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
i got scabies while i was in mexico a few yrs back.. god they suck.. it made me itch so damn bad i could not stand it.when i got off the plane and back home the first thing i did was go to the dr before i came home. cas everything has to be washed.. and yr bed and all and i did not wanna go thru all that. the meds u have to keep on yr body like a loition for 24 hrs.. it sucks man...
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Questionmarks:
Urticaria is an allergic reaction, while scabies is a skindisease, caused by a mite (Transferable) I don't know the meaning of Fash either...

I do t know , here in Egypt we say he had FASH to mean he is infected of FASH .
I do not know ,but it always causes very irritating itching ,
the other things are late stages of this
 
Posted by *Tinker* (Member # 16147) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by tina kamal:
quote:
Originally posted by marydot:
Tina if you ever marry walid then you got to shave your cous!!! because he will prefer you this way whether your muslim or not.

says who??

i dont wanna itch all the time from shaving...

Thats right, because they all come out of the same mould, you dont need to know a person, just read a book about muslim men [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

Sorry for the sarcasm Marydot but this textbook stereotyping just irritates me.

Muslims are people too, each with individual personalities and differences. This whole 'how to be a muslim' attitude is exactly what makes me stay away from a LOT of muslims sadly. [Frown] I am glad I broke free from that club.
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by *Tinker*:
quote:
Originally posted by tina kamal:
quote:
Originally posted by marydot:
Tina if you ever marry walid then you got to shave your cous!!! because he will prefer you this way whether your muslim or not.

says who??

i dont wanna itch all the time from shaving...

Thats right, because they all come out of the same mould, you dont need to know a person, just read a book about muslim men [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

Sorry for the sarcasm Marydot but this textbook stereotyping just irritates me.

Muslims are people too, each with individual personalities and differences. This whole 'how to be a muslim' attitude is exactly what makes me stay away from a LOT of muslims sadly. [Frown] I am glad I broke free from that club.

YYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY Alhamdulillah!! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Questionmarks (Member # 12336) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
I asked hubby what Fash is, he said hes not sure but its something not nice and asked why I wanted to know.

Then he asked why I am talking to people about this subject [Big Grin]

Yeah, and maybe he is right, Ayisha!!! [Wink]
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Questionmarks:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
I asked hubby what Fash is, he said hes not sure but its something not nice and asked why I wanted to know.

Then he asked why I am talking to people about this subject [Big Grin]

Yeah, and maybe he is right, Ayisha!!! [Wink]
[Wink]
I will know what FASH is I promise and I will post it,I have friends who are Pharmacist,doctors,vets,I am sure one them know.
The word is obviously of Ancient Egyptian roots since it is not Arabic at all,it probably managed to survive as tons of words in Egypt Daily Life
 
Posted by dolphin redsea (Member # 11209) on :
 
is it crabs? [Eek!]
 
Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
quote:
Tina if you ever marry walid then you got to shave your cous!!! because he will prefer you this way whether your muslim or not.
Er, why would she have to do any such thing just because that is what he might prefer? If he would leave her because of hair, then clearly he wasn't worth her time to begin with.

Anyway, all together now:
"Does your clit hang low? Can you swing it to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it ov'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your clit hangs low?
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dolphin redsea:
is it crabs? [Eek!]

it is not crabs
but crabs is another reason why people in countryside shave,we have tons of tons of tons of crabs in the countryside.
it is not because of the DIRINESS of the country side but becuase of its nature(crops,long sweating periods,long working hours which lasts from dawn to sunset.....)

But it is not craps
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
I shave because of the heat. xD
 
Posted by madame f (Member # 9410) on :
 
Isn't it better to have hair? Women are prone to all kinds of infections and thrush and what not. Better to have hair to protect the area IMO.
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by dolphin redsea:
is it crabs? [Eek!]

it is not crabs
but crabs is another reason why people in countryside shave,we have tons of tons of tons of crabs in the countryside.
it is not because of the DIRINESS of the country side but becuase of its nature(crops,long sweating periods,long working hours which lasts from dawn to sunset.....)

But it is not craps

crabs or pubic lice are generally caught from having sex with another person who has them, not from crops or sweating [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
I shave because of the heat. xD

[Eek!] [Eek!] Noooooooooooooo [Big Grin] [Wink]
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by madame f:
Isn't it better to have hair? Women are prone to all kinds of infections and thrush and what not. Better to have hair to protect the area IMO.

the hair in the genital area is the holder of most infections, not the protector against it.
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
The body has many defenses against microorganisms. Hair is one of them, since it can physically trap bacteria and prevent it from entering our systems.

Pubic hair can actually ward off infections like BV or yeast, and by shaving it off, you are putting yourself more at risk.

The pubic hair protects against chemicals making contact with the skin.

There have been studies done relating to the shaving they used to do pre-birth - they don't do it any more, because they found that it increased infection risks rather than diminishing them as they thought. It had to do with microscopic trauma to the skin allowing bacteria in.

Posted by queensugar
2008-12-03 05:10 am UTC (
The medical director at my clinic is pretty vocal on this topic -- she's very clear that in her review of the evidence, shaving pubic hair is related to an increase in infections and is unhealthy for the vulvar region as a whole.


[info]pretty492
2008-12-03 06:25 am UTC (länk)
Our body does all sorts of things for it's own reasons, hair, opposable thumbs, predator style eye placement... When we first started having these features it was for good reason, protection, grabbing, eating... Now we can get a sweater for a couple bucks, use an ear piece or grabbing device and make a quick trip to the store for food.
The mid-wife at my OBGYNs commented on my shaving one day, "I see that you're shaving this area regularly. You should really be using anti-bacterial soap or you'll be prone to infections." She sounded a little judgemental but she's older and very thorough so what are you gonna do?

One of the good things about pubes is that they function to dissipate excess moisture—like sweat—by maintaining a layer of air between skin and underwear. They also provide cushioning for delicate flesh.

If you take all of your hair off, you will have to wear loose undergarments made from breathable materials such as cotton or silk to prevent irritation. And if you are prone to sweating a lot, you may have to get used to using cornstarch or other safe, talc-free powder. Also, while shaved looks cleaner, some studies show that removing pubic hair can promote fungal infection of the genitals. And fungal infections are contagious. That's a pretty serious downside.
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by dolphin redsea:
is it crabs? [Eek!]

it is not crabs
but crabs is another reason why people in countryside shave,we have tons of tons of tons of crabs in the countryside.
it is not because of the DIRINESS of the country side but becuase of its nature(crops,long sweating periods,long working hours which lasts from dawn to sunset.....)

But it is not craps

crabs or pubic lice are generally caught from having sex with another person who has them, not from crops or sweating [Roll Eyes]
sorryyyyyyyyyyy for this stupid mistake
I meant Flea not craps
another stupid mistake is DIRINESS which should be dirtiness
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh God, so if you don't shave you get the craps!!!

hmmm, imodium anyone?
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
Oh God, so if you don't shave you get the craps!!!

hmmm, imodium anyone?

Would be worse if you go crabs there [Eek!] [Big Grin] [Eek!]

ADVISE never go swimming without bading suits on if you havent shaved - it attracks crabs.....! [Wink]
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kalila : ):
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
I shave because of the heat. xD

[Eek!] [Eek!] Noooooooooooooo [Big Grin] [Wink]
You trying walking around in Egypt's heat with a jungle around your palm tree mate. :@ lolz
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Butt crabs... nasty lol
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
quote:
Originally posted by Kalila : ):
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
I shave because of the heat. xD

[Eek!] [Eek!] Noooooooooooooo [Big Grin] [Wink]
You trying walking around in Egypt's heat with a jungle around your palm tree mate. :@ lolz
Todays dish at Vaders house: Boiled palm tree [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
quote:
Originally posted by Kalila : ):
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
I shave because of the heat. xD

[Eek!] [Eek!] Noooooooooooooo [Big Grin] [Wink]
You trying walking around in Egypt's heat with a jungle around your palm tree mate. :@ lolz
[Big Grin] I don't have a palm tree m8
 
Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
quote:
the hair in the genital area is the holder of most infections, not the protector against it
Perhaps so that the infections don't make their way into the area. Just like eyebrows, filthy things, but I wouldn't shave them because of it. I'd rather filthy eyebrows than filthy eyes.
I don't think our bodies are stupid. It is just like people claiming circumcision made boys cleaner, when actual evidence suggests all you have to do is keep the place clean. Jesus christ, I'm actually on UT on this one. What is wrong with the world!

If I ever come across a man totally shaven down below, I would laugh my head off!
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kalila : ):
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
quote:
Originally posted by Kalila : ):
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
I shave because of the heat. xD

[Eek!] [Eek!] Noooooooooooooo [Big Grin] [Wink]
You trying walking around in Egypt's heat with a jungle around your palm tree mate. :@ lolz
[Big Grin] I don't have a palm tree m8
What about butt crabs???? [Razz] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
No coconuts either ? Damn, I guess you don't have to shave then.

It's the coconuts that get real hairy.
 
Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
 
Mmmm now: To shave or not to shave - that is the question!!

Omg, this thread is cracking me up, folks! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I feel physically sick thiking about Vaders hairy coconuts and butt crabs.

WK, my moms theory on eyebrows is they stop sweat running into your eyes.

I would imagine in colder climates your bits are hairy to keep them warm, and probably even fertile.
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
just like eyelashes keep dirt from our eyes
 
Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
 
Eyebrows do a hell of a lot, just read a book that had a page dedicated to their uses.
Hairy bits, well from my readings, pheromones seem to play an important part. Also, and scientifically sound if you ask me, totally bald parts just look icky [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
and nasal hair filters dust... unless you live in Cairo and the dust could get through steel!

Pheromones are secreted and linger in our hair which makes us sexually attractive to others.

In conclusion shavers aren't as desired as those who don't...
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
OMG bahahahahaha!!! I nearly spat coffee all over my screen.

quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
Oh God, so if you don't shave you get the craps!!!

hmmm, imodium anyone?


 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
I'm sorry but I find this so funny. What's funny is the scenario in my mind of ppl sniffing out pheromones. I guess you'd have to be in my head to get the funny in it. Wouldn't you have to be pretty damn close to the pubes to get a whiff of the pheromones? And, wouldn't you have to be parading around sans undies in order to attract potential mates who are sniffing out pheromones? And, doesn't it come down to what's more attractive to your mate, not what's attractive to ppl sniffing out pheromones? I mean I get the theory of pheromones but if you factor in undergarments and clothing, it's kinda hard to smell the pheromones.

This shouldn't be a debate on who is more desired, women who shave their privates or women who do not. It depends on personal taste and comfort.

quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:


Pheromones are secreted and linger in our hair which makes us sexually attractive to others.

In conclusion shavers aren't as desired as those who don't...


 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Pheromoes are secreted through the skin in general not just from inside ya knickers lol

I, for example, may be sexually aroused by the scent of one mans armits as his pheromones trigger something within me. You may however take one whiff and vomit on his ship ships [Big Grin]

I have seen an experiment where woman all wear blindfolds and sniff different mens armpits and they have to decide who they think they would be attracted to the most...

I remember in the 80's my brother fell for the advertising that pheromone sprays really worked. He smelt like frog spawn if you ask me... but... who knows, you may have wanted him.

Pheromones are also linked to the reasoning why women's periods synchronise...
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
And if pheromones were all contained in me knickers I would go commando all day every day lol...
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
LOL yes, I know that. But we're talking about pheromones trapped in pubic hair. Since pheromones are secreted through skin then the hair thing is a non issue really. I get the argument, I'm just debating whether or not pubic hair is really necessary in the grand scheme of pheromones and attracting mates.

I believe the original argument is whether or not hair removal is culturally or religiously desirable. From the Egyptians I know, it is desirable. But I don't know all Egyptians.

Some of you ladies like to have a bush, some do not. I say tomayto, you say tomotto. [Smile]

quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
Pheromoes are secreted through the skin in general not just from inside ya knickers lol

I, for example, may be sexually aroused by the scent of one mans armits as his pheromones trigger something within me. You may however take one whiff and vomit on his ship ships [Big Grin]

I have seen an experiment where woman all wear blindfolds and sniff different mens armpits and they have to decide who they think they would be attracted to the most...

I remember in the 80's my brother fell for the advertising that pheromone sprays really worked. He smelt like frog spawn if you ask me... but... who knows, you may have wanted him.

Pheromones are also linked to the reasoning why women's periods synchronise...


 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
The hair I assume would ensure the pheromones linger for longer.

I am all out of pheromone and secretion knowledge [Big Grin]

I did post a copy of the matter from islam online stating that shaving the pubic hair was essential and Marydot did say it was a Muslim requirement.

I personally have no idea but no doubt it is something else that folk will not agree on.
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
If you don't stop talking **** about pheromones I'll blow my pheromones in your face. [Cool]
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
And if pheromones were all contained in me knickers I would go commando all day every day lol...

Aint that why Dogs sniff crotch's ? (sp ) [Big Grin] [Wink]

Vader don't you have pheromones ?
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
So do dogs sniff butts cos of crabs?
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kalila : ):
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
And if pheromones were all contained in me knickers I would go commando all day every day lol...

Aint that why Dogs sniff crotch's ? (sp ) [Big Grin] [Wink]

Vader don't you have pheromones ?

I have negative pheromones. Call them farts.
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
So do dogs sniff butts cos of crabs?

well things do get a bit fishy don't they if one doesn't see to one's hygiene [Razz]

Vader dogs love smells
 
Posted by marydot (Member # 15932) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by *Tinker*:
quote:
Originally posted by tina kamal:
quote:
Originally posted by marydot:
Tina if you ever marry walid then you got to shave your cous!!! because he will prefer you this way whether your muslim or not.

says who??

i dont wanna itch all the time from shaving...

Thats right, because they all come out of the same mould, you dont need to know a person, just read a book about muslim men [Roll Eyes] [Roll Eyes]

Sorry for the sarcasm Marydot but this textbook stereotyping just irritates me.

Muslims are people too, each with individual personalities and differences. This whole 'how to be a muslim' attitude is exactly what makes me stay away from a LOT of muslims sadly. [Frown] I am glad I broke free from that club.

I am not stereotyping anyone..just trying to explain what muslim men prefer iam muslim so i know what iam talking about.As i said in a previous reply it is a muslim duty to remove all hair from your private parts men and women.It has nothing to do with personalities or how to be a muslim.
 
Posted by cloudberry (Member # 11163) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by madame f:
Isn't it better to have hair? Women are prone to all kinds of infections and thrush and what not. Better to have hair to protect the area IMO.

This was mentioned (by a medical anthropologist or something, don't remember) in some TV programme I watched - that actually those with less hair/body hair survived better. All sorts of icky bugs love to live in hair/body hair. Well, obviously most of us wash ourselves properly, I think?
 
Posted by cloudberry (Member # 11163) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
I would imagine in colder climates your bits are hairy to keep them warm,

Damn, who has THAT much hair [Eek!] I'm from Finland it certainly didn't keep me warm [Razz]
 
Posted by cloudberry (Member # 11163) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:
I'm sorry but I find this so funny. What's funny is the scenario in my mind of ppl sniffing out pheromones. I guess you'd have to be in my head to get the funny in it. Wouldn't you have to be pretty damn close to the pubes to get a whiff of the pheromones? And, wouldn't you have to be parading around sans undies in order to attract potential mates who are sniffing out pheromones?

I remember reading that the strongerst scent of pheromones are behind ears, so sniff there [Wink] But I don't know if this is true, maybe google knows.
 
Posted by cloudberry (Member # 11163) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by marydot:
I am not stereotyping anyone..just trying to explain what muslim men prefer iam muslim so i know what iam talking about.As i said in a previous reply it is a muslim duty to remove all hair from your private parts men and women.It has nothing to do with personalities or how to be a muslim.

There are many duties but not all of Muslims obey them, shaving can be one of them. And believe it or not even if you are born as a Muslim not all of them practise their religion, just like some Christians don't.
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
A “modern” Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks “We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.”
“Absolutely not” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”
“So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?” says the man.
“No” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden in Islam“.
“Well, okay” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”
“Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Allah ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!”
“What about different positions?” asks the man.
“Allah ho Akber! No problem” says the Mullah.
“Woman on top?” the man asks. “Sure” says the Mullah. “Allah ho Akber. Go for it!”
“Doggy style?”
“Sure! Allah ho Akber!”
“On the kitchen table?”
“Yes, yes! Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?”
“You may indeed. Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we do it standing up?”
“No” says the Mullah.
“Why not?” asks the man. “Because that could lead to dancing“…
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by unfinished thought.:
A “modern” Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks “We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.”
“Absolutely not” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”
“So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?” says the man.
“No” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden in Islam“.
“Well, okay” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”
“Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Allah ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!”
“What about different positions?” asks the man.
“Allah ho Akber! No problem” says the Mullah.
“Woman on top?” the man asks. “Sure” says the Mullah. “Allah ho Akber. Go for it!”
“Doggy style?”
“Sure! Allah ho Akber!”
“On the kitchen table?”
“Yes, yes! Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?”
“You may indeed. Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we do it standing up?”
“No” says the Mullah.
“Why not?” asks the man. “Because that could lead to dancing“…

[Eek!]

that is THEE BEST joke i have ever read. [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
That was not a joke [Big Grin]
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
No it does!!
my freinds said that!
I already did some search on it,it really affects humans!
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
No it does!!
my freinds said that!

My friend said that donald duck is alive and doing well [Roll Eyes] [Eek!] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
here what I mean
http://insects.tamu.edu/extension/bulletins/uc/uc-013.html
here is another one
http://www.idph.state.il.us/envhealth/pcmites.htm
 
Posted by Questionmarks (Member # 12336) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
No it does!!
my freinds said that!
I already did some search on it,it really affects humans!

They can affect humans, but not only with skin-problems. For instance, the house-dustmite;many people are allergic for them.
But, in common, mites don't are a STD.
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Questionmarks:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
No it does!!
my freinds said that!
I already did some search on it,it really affects humans!

They can affect humans, but not only with skin-problems. For instance, the house-dustmite;many people are allergic for them.
But, in common, mites don't are a STD.

I did not say they are std
 
Posted by Questionmarks (Member # 12336) on :
 
No problem, it was just a remark in case you might think so. After all the topic-subject could indicate that...
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by unfinished thought.:
A “modern” Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks “We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.”
“Absolutely not” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”
“So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?” says the man.
“No” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden in Islam“.
“Well, okay” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”
“Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Allah ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!”
“What about different positions?” asks the man.
“Allah ho Akber! No problem” says the Mullah.
“Woman on top?” the man asks. “Sure” says the Mullah. “Allah ho Akber. Go for it!”
“Doggy style?”
“Sure! Allah ho Akber!”
“On the kitchen table?”
“Yes, yes! Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?”
“You may indeed. Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we do it standing up?”
“No” says the Mullah.
“Why not?” asks the man. “Because that could lead to dancing“…

ROFL [Big Grin] [Big Grin] I like that
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
No it does!!
my freinds said that!
I already did some search on it,it really affects humans!

was it scientific research by scholars, teachers and engineers and is your friend a qualified scholar in this subject and been collecting the relevant data over a period of 500 years or more?? if not then it dont count [Wink] [Razz]

this affects chickens and birds it does NOT live in the genital area of humans!
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
No it does!!
my freinds said that!
I already did some search on it,it really affects humans!

was it scientific research by scholars, teachers and engineers and is your friend a qualified scholar in this subject and been collecting the relevant data over a period of 500 years or more?? if not then it dont count [Wink] [Razz]

this affects chickens and birds it does NOT live in the genital area of humans!

I did not say it lives i the genital Area!!!
I said it is attracted to the HAIR!
Always make me repeat my posts Ayisha! [Wink]
 
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by unfinished thought.:
A “modern” Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks “We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.”
“Absolutely not” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.”
“So after the ceremony I can’t even dance with my own wife?” says the man.
“No” answered the Mullah, “It’s forbidden in Islam“.
“Well, okay” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”
“Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Allah ho Akber! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!”
“What about different positions?” asks the man.
“Allah ho Akber! No problem” says the Mullah.
“Woman on top?” the man asks. “Sure” says the Mullah. “Allah ho Akber. Go for it!”
“Doggy style?”
“Sure! Allah ho Akber!”
“On the kitchen table?”
“Yes, yes! Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?”
“You may indeed. Allah ho Akber!”
“Can we do it standing up?”
“No” says the Mullah.
“Why not?” asks the man. “Because that could lead to dancing“…

ROFL [Big Grin]

Is it true that a man is allowed to have sex with all of his wives at once? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
No.
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
Whats the point in having 4 wifes then???? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
If they are attracted to hair why don't they shave their heads?

But from what I just read the mites cause the chickens to get scaly legs...

I swear everything I read on here I have to browse the net for evidential support!!! It really is very educational!!! I just don't believe all I am told with back up!

I think women here are more worried about bird flu than mites avoiding all other body hair and working their way to the nether regions...

BTW no hair won't stop anything from burrowing if that is what it really wants to do!!!
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Who would want 4 Mothers in Law!!!! Crazy....
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
ok ,seem that my friends have some agreement that Fash is this
deplumming mite which has the scientific name "knemidokoptes gallinae"

or it is this one "sternostoma tracheacolum"
they say it is one of them but probably it is the first one

again nothing to do with humans. [Wink]
No it does!!
my freinds said that!
I already did some search on it,it really affects humans!

was it scientific research by scholars, teachers and engineers and is your friend a qualified scholar in this subject and been collecting the relevant data over a period of 500 years or more?? if not then it dont count [Wink] [Razz]

this affects chickens and birds it does NOT live in the genital area of humans!

I did not say it lives i the genital Area!!!
I said it is attracted to the HAIR!
Always make me repeat my posts Ayisha! [Wink]

if they were attracted to the pubic hair then they wouldnt be on feathered birds would they? And what are these people doing with the birds near their genital area to GET these feather loving mites interested in thier pubic hair in the first place? [Confused]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I am not a pheasant plucker i'm a pheasant plucker's mate, i'm only plucking pheasants cos the pheasant plucker's late.

Some tales make me smile in this country, like drinking tea will cure bronchitus, killing pigs will eliminate swine flu, shaving yer bits will stop you getting scabby chicken legs.
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by of_gold:
Is it true that a man is allowed to have sex with all of his wives at once? [Eek!]

Yes he can have one, two, three and four at a time, but Allah knows that a man will not be able to fulfil their needs equally hence will not be able to cope with them at the same time.

Although, on a different issue, I've seen in several porn movies, one man take care of three at a time, lucky him..this is the ultimate pleasure of having sex, the girls were totally satisfied, they weren't faking, they were obviously enjoying it to the most, since the guy made them squirt like mad, where even the camera filming was soaked.
[Eek!] [Cool]
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
Gross..seriously Dzosser. I'm no prude but honestly that's too graphic for here. How much time do you spend watching porn?

Yes, the man can have 4 wives. No, he can't sleep with them all at the same time.
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:
Gross..seriously Dzosser. I'm no prude but honestly that's too graphic for here.

ROFL @ too graphic [Big Grin] You like?? [Razz] [Wink]
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
Uh no I prefer actual sex. Something you obviously know very little about. You are perverse and disturbed. The obsessive porn watching has distorted your sense of decency and social appropriateness. Find a real woman. Your childish antics of attempting to gross people out with graphic porn references is wearing thin. Grow up.
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
Bukhari Vol.7 Book.62 Number.6
Narrated Anas: The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives. xxx
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
At the same time? All in one night is different than all at the same time. But hey that's awesome. I love fairy tales about the stamina of the prophet. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by unfinished thought.:
Bukhari Vol.7 Book.62 Number.6
Narrated Anas: The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives. xxx

Today it's called a gang bang.
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
i feel my dinner rising
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
Vanilla Bullshit has mrlove contacted you?

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:
Uh no I prefer actual sex. Something you obviously know very little about. You are perverse and disturbed. The obsessive porn watching has distorted your sense of decency and social appropriateness. Find a real woman. Your childish antics of attempting to gross people out with graphic porn references is wearing thin. Grow up.

Well obviously you haven't been through the real sex yet, are you frustrated ??
As for being perverse, I don't think the thread is all that conservative as it seems, it happens to be an open topic for adults, which we obviously are, since we're talking about pubic hair..hence growing up will only make me add more to the matter, that's if you don't mind. [Roll Eyes] Otherwise don't respond.

Watching porn is human nature, and does help in appreciating sex as a natural instinct, exactly like watching cooking lessons, I don't find it at all perverse, its your mind that needs to be adjusted to sex [Razz]
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:

Watching porn is human nature, and does help in appreciating sex as a natural instinct, exactly like watching cooking lessons, I don't find it at all perverse, its your mind that needs to be adjusted to sex

Disagree to this!!!!!!
Seeing a penis like what a donkey has ,I think does not do that at all!!! [Eek!]
So do you say that also watching lesbians and guys make you appreciate sex!!? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
Disagree to this!!!!!!
Seeing a penis like what a donkey has ,I think does not do that at all!!! [Eek!]
So do you say that also watching lesbians and guys make you appreciate sex!!? [Eek!]


Not ME, but will make THEM happy..don't tell me you've never seen porn before, coz the ones who say that are simply liars. [Roll Eyes]
Porn is categorized..Gang bang being one for example, we need to watch porn so as to reach ultimate pleasure with our partners..it isn't a taboo like you think. [Cool]
 
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
 
You're a dickhead. Look I have children so obviously I've had real sex. Watching porn is not a requirement for life. Watching it obsessively is a sickness. Why is it that when a woman objects to reading graphic anecdotes about porn she's sexually frustrated? Or if she objects to the sick ramblings of a porn addict, she's frustrated? I doubt I'm the only one who is disgusted by your porn obsession. I assume you don't have very much actual sex because you only talk about porn. Not real life experiences. Some ppl prefer to have sex, not watch sex. If you *need* porn to enhance your sex life then you have problems.

FYI..discussing sex in an adult manner is different than discussing porn scenarios. I have no problem discussing sex in a mature, adult manner without talking about jizz and shitt like that. Discuss that with your teenage friends who think it's cool.

quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:
Uh no I prefer actual sex. Something you obviously know very little about. You are perverse and disturbed. The obsessive porn watching has distorted your sense of decency and social appropriateness. Find a real woman. Your childish antics of attempting to gross people out with graphic porn references is wearing thin. Grow up.

Well obviously you haven't been through the real sex yet, are you frustrated ??
As for being perverse, I don't think the thread is all that conservative as it seems, it happens to be an open topic for adults, which we obviously are, since we're talking about pubic hair..hence growing up will only make me add more to the matter, that's if you don't mind. [Roll Eyes] Otherwise don't respond.

Watching porn is human nature, and does help in appreciating sex as a natural instinct, exactly like watching cooking lessons, I don't find it at all perverse, its your mind that needs to be adjusted to sex [Razz]


 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:
You're a dickhead. Look I have children so obviously I've had real sex. Watching porn is not a requirement for life. Watching it obsessively is a sickness. Why is it that when a woman objects to reading graphic anecdotes about porn she's sexually frustrated? Or if she objects to the sick ramblings of a porn addict, she's frustrated? I doubt I'm the only one who is disgusted by your porn obsession. I assume you don't have very much actual sex because you only talk about porn. Not real life experiences.


OK..whatever. [Roll Eyes] [Razz]
 
Posted by ** Ahmad** (Member # 16703) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
Disagree to this!!!!!!
Seeing a penis like what a donkey has ,I think does not do that at all!!! [Eek!]
So do you say that also watching lesbians and guys make you appreciate sex!!? [Eek!]


Not ME, but will make THEM happy..don't tell me you've never seen porn before, coz the ones who say that are simply liars. [Roll Eyes]
Porn is categorized..Gang bang being one for example, we need to watch porn so as to reach ultimate pleasure with our partners..it isn't a taboo like you think. [Cool]

it is Taboo in Islam man!!!! [Eek!]
Allah said that in Quran verse[24/30]"Tell the believing men to lower their
gaze"
 
Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :
 
EW = 1
Dzosser = 0

major pwnage
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Lower our gaze to real live stuff..this is a movie man ! Ma malakat aymanak, didn't you buy the receiver ? [Big Grin] [Wink]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I love the bluntness of 'you're a dickhead' ... I so like a lady who can speak her mind. [Big Grin]

Any women here attracted to a man who likes watching porn?

Any women here watch it on their own?

I associate porn with dirty dirty old men and the sexually inexperienced.
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
the sexually inexperienced.

[Smile]
 
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
 
Have to say hubby, wax pot and me in the same room is a no no [Frown]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
I love the bluntness of 'you're a dickhead' ... I so like a lady who can speak her mind. [Big Grin]

Any women here attracted to a man who likes watching porn?

Any women here watch it on their own?

I associate porn with dirty dirty old men and the sexually inexperienced.


Good..I'll take note of that, I didn't know [Frown] How do you call a chick that crawls into the bottle every night ?? A drunk or a loser ? [Roll Eyes] [Razz]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I have to drink to make you interesting [Big Grin]

Watch you don't get blister on the palm of your hands mate..
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
I have to drink to make you interesting [Big Grin]

Watch you don't get blister on the palm of your hands mate..


Yeah, sure thing..fix yourself one before you expire. [Eek!] Will note the blister thing for sure. [Wink]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Death by Sakarra... at least I will die smiling and not wanking [Big Grin]

And I guess I will be in good company of friends whereas you will be on yer own!

OOO dirty hairy old men... I can feel my beer rising.
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:
Disagree to this!!!!!!
Seeing a penis like what a donkey has ,I think does not do that at all!!! [Eek!]
So do you say that also watching lesbians and guys make you appreciate sex!!? [Eek!]


Not ME, but will make THEM happy..don't tell me you've never seen porn before, coz the ones who say that are simply liars. [Roll Eyes]
Porn is categorized..Gang bang being one for example, we need to watch porn so as to reach ultimate pleasure with our partners..it isn't a taboo like you think. [Cool]

it is Taboo in Islam man!!!! [Eek!]
Allah said that in Quran verse[24/30]"Tell the believing men to lower their
gaze"

is this a euphemism for dont watch porn? [Confused]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Yeah but they can still listen [Wink]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
Death by Sakarra... at least I will die smiling and not wanking [Big Grin]

Sakarra ?? Is this that cheap brewed local piss ? Oh you must be broke then [Big Grin] add some joint ash, could give you the 'taking off' euphoria.
Wanking isn't for the elderly m8, its for losers on the bottle. [Razz]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh I just drink it to fit in with all the locals I see drinking it... behind closed doors I am a Moet girl [Wink] I do like to immerse into the society and culture as much as I can...
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
I do like to immerse into the society and culture as much as I can...

Clear enough, you've done gr8. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Oh I know. Since moving to Egypt I have learned tequila is essential for all occasions and smoking hash is as common as dog crap!

Quite a chilled out place overall [Wink]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Hmm..your entourage is of quite an exotic nature, I see now.
Hold on and keep the good 'spirit' hon. [Wink]
 
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by unfinished thought.:
Bukhari Vol.7 Book.62 Number.6
Narrated Anas: The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night, and he had nine wives. xxx

When did he sleep? [Confused]

If he went to each wife and had sex with each how could he possibly have time to sleep. How much time did it take to preform with each wife and is it even possible to perform that many times in one night? If he spent an hour with each that is nine hours. Did he wash up before going to the next? That would take more time. Or was it done in assembly line style?

Sorry, I have heard this many times but I find it hard to believe.
 
Posted by madame f (Member # 9410) on :
 
Maybe He was a Minute Man...
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
Narrated Abu Huraira:

The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the houris, (who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that) the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh." Bukhari4, volume 4, #476.

The great Islamic scholar, Ibn Kathir6, comments:

(And vineyards, and Kawa`ib Atrab,) meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, because they will be virgins, equal in age. This means that they will only have one age.'' The explanation of this has already been mentioned in Surat Al-Waqi`ah…

One of Muhammad’s more interesting sexual statements dealt with the amount of times a man can have sex in one day in Paradise.

A man will have intercourse in Paradise with his wives from among al-hoor al-‘iyn and his wives from among the people of this world, if they enter Paradise with him. A man will be given the strength of a hundred men to eat, drink, feel desire and have sexual intercourse. It was narrated from Anas that the Prophet said: "The believer in Paradise will be given such and such strength for sexual intercourse." He was asked, "O Messenger of Allaah, will he really be able to do that?" He said, "He will be given the strength of one hundred (men)." (Narrated by al-Tirmidhi, no. 2459. He said, (it is) saheeh ghareeb). Sunan al-Tirmidhi #2459



…The apostle of Allah said, "Gabriel brought a kettle from which I ate and I was given the power of sexual intercourse to forty men."

…The apostle of Allah was given the power to equal to that of forty men and the people of paradise will be given the power equal to eighty men

…The prophet was granted the power of sexual intercourse to that of forty men.


Ibn Kathir commenting on 56:35-37 says regarding the amount of times a man can have sex in one day in Paradise:

(In Paradise, the believer will be given such and such strength for women.) Anas said, "I asked, `O Allah's Messenger! Will one be able to do that' He said,

(He will be given the strength of a hundred (men).)'' At-Tirmidhi also recorded it and said, "Sahih Gharib.'' Abu Al-Qasim At-Tabarani recorded that Abu Hurayrah said that the Messenger of Allah was asked, "O Allah's Messenger! Will we have sexual intercourse with our wives in Paradise'' He said,

(The man will be able to have sexual intercourse with a hundred virgins in one day.) Al-Hafiz Abu `Abdullah Al-Maqdisi said, "In my view, this Hadith meets the criteria of the Sahih, and Allah knows best.'' Allah's statement,

(`Urub,) Sa`id bin Jubayr reported that Ibn `Abbas said, "They are in an infatuated state with their husbands, haven't you ever seen a she-camel in heat? She is like that.'' Ad-Dahhak reported from Ibn `Abbas who said, "The Urub and their husbands are their sweet hearts, and they are their husbands' sweet hearts.'' Similar was said by `Abdullah bin Sarjis, Mujahid, `Ikrimah, Abu Al-`Aliyah, Yahya bin Abi Kathir, `Atiyah, Al-Hasan, Qatadah, Ad-Dahhak and others. Ad-Dahhak reported from Ibn `Abbas;

Muhammad claimed he was gifted to perform sexually 40 times a day and that men in Paradise can have sex up to 80 or 100 times a day. Do the math - 100 times a day is over four times an hour for 24 hours. That this doesn’t leave much time for anything else does it?
 
Posted by unfinished thought. (Member # 16076) on :
 
Muhammad also gave himself and his followers the right to have sex with slave girls.

…Abu Sirma said to Abu Said al Khudri: "O Abu Said, did you hear Allah's messenger mentioning about al-azl (coitus interruptus)?" He said, "Yes", and added: "We went out with Allah's messenger on the expedition to the Mustaliq and took captive some excellent Arab women; and we desired them for we were suffering from the absence of our wives, (but at the same time) we also desired ransom for them. So we decided to have sexual intercourse with them but by observing azl" (withdrawing the male sexual organ before emission of semen to avoid conception). But we said: "We are doing an act whereas Allah's messenger is amongst us; why not ask him?" So we asked Allah's messenger and he said: "It does not matter if you do not do it, for every soul that is to be born up to the Day of Resurrection will be born". Sahih Muslim, volume 2, #3371.

One of Muhammad’s slaves, was Christian Mariyah:

…"He presented to the prophet Mariyah, her sister Sirin, a donkey and a mule which was white… The apostle of Allah liked Mariyah who was of white complexion and curly hair and pretty… Then he cohabited with Mariyah as a handmaid and sent her to his property which he had acquired from Banu al-Nadir."

"He used to visit her there and ordered her to veil herself, [but] he had intercourse with her by virtue of her being his property." Tabari, volume 39, page 194:

According to the Quran itself Allah caused Muhammad to have desires for another man’s wife, namely his adopted son Zaid ibn Haritha’s spouse Zaynab bint Jash. This led to his adopted son divorcing her so that Muhammad could marry her. The alleged reason why Allah commanded this to happen was so that Muhammad could set the example for others to emulate, making it permissible for adoptive fathers to marry their adopted children’s divorcees.

Let’s be honest: had Muhammad truly wanted Zaid’s marriage to work, he would have exerted his influence and continued to counsel them to stay together. After all, didn’t Muhammad teach that "Allah" hates divorce?

Narrated Abdullah ibn Umar:
The Prophet said: Of all the lawful acts the most detestable to Allah is divorce. Sunan of Abu Dawood, Book 12, Number 2173


Apparently when it comes to satisfying Muhammad’s sexual desires, Allah doesn’t hate divorce very much, he actually planned a divorce. [Roll Eyes]

Muhammad played the Jon Lovitz "Pathological Liar" character and invented "Quranic" lies to justify his sin.

Even Aisha noted with reference to Allah granting Mohammad's sexual desires: "I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires."
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
A ship load of crap UT well put into words. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
notice all this crap is from hadith, not Quran?

UT take it to religion section and waffle away to yourself in there eh [Wink] nobody reads it in here [Razz]

edit: nobody reads it in there either [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
Is it only the quaran that counts for real muslims??

Can y handpick which hadith you believe in and which y dont by how much y like the moral content of if?

Hopy y dont find my critical questions offending.
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
I just wanna know if she shaved her lady bits or not!!!
 
Posted by Knicker Elastic (Member # 16679) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lady Ferret:
I just wanna know if she shaved her lady bits or not!!!

"She" had a no. 1 [Wink]
"He" didn't mind at all [Wink]

"She" felt much happier about it [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Tibe still working:
Is it only the quaran that counts for real muslims??

Can y handpick which hadith you believe in and which y dont by how much y like the moral content of if?

Hopy y dont find my critical questions offending.

tibe its not my place to call anyone a 'real muslim' I leave that to Allah......and the others on ES [Wink]

BUT the majority of the 'ummah' use hadith as the second source of Islam, practically joined at the hip with Quran, and some even abandon the Quran and just go by hadith. Some even argue that Quran NEEDS hadith more than the hadith need Quran, [Mad] I prefer to use Quran as that is the Book Allah gave us, what they do is up to them as im concerned about my soul and I will meet my maker alone in the end.

In hadith there are a lot of common sense things, and a bucket load of crap. If its common sense I will already know it and so should they if they use their brains, as we are all born with that by varying degrees, but those that say the hadith 'explains' Quran can NEVER when questioned tell you what part or verse of Quran a certain hadith DOES explain......because it doesnt at all. Then they tell you you dont understand Arabic [Big Grin]

of course I dont find your questions offensive
 
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
save a beaver shave yr shi t
 
Posted by *Dalia* (Member # 13012) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:

the girls were totally satisfied, they weren't faking, they were obviously enjoying it to the most

Porn is mostly about what men want to see, not about what women actually like. If you believe women in porn movies are "totally satisfied" and "obviously enjoying it", you're living in a fantasy world.

quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:

Watching porn is human nature, and does help in appreciating sex as a natural instinct

Wanting sex is human nature, watching porn is not.


quote:
Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted:

Watching porn is not a requirement for life. Watching it obsessively is a sickness. Why is it that when a woman objects to reading graphic anecdotes about porn she's sexually frustrated? Or if she objects to the sick ramblings of a porn addict, she's frustrated? I doubt I'm the only one who is disgusted by your porn obsession. I assume you don't have very much actual sex because you only talk about porn. Not real life experiences. Some ppl prefer to have sex, not watch sex. If you *need* porn to enhance your sex life then you have problems.

FYI..discussing sex in an adult manner is different than discussing porn scenarios. I have no problem discussing sex in a mature, adult manner without talking about jizz and shitt like that.

Completely agree.
 
Posted by *Dalia* (Member # 13012) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by ** Ahmad**:

Most Egyptian women in countryside do that for cleanliness PURPOSES NOT ANYTHING ELSE.
women in Cairo probably do not !

Yes, they do!
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Dalia you could be right about the 'faking' thing since they all admit that on interviews and stuff, but I don't know if you're aware of the G spot, too complicated for the conservative lot..so never mind.
As for the second bit of your post where you agree to all the perverse and sickness and whatever in pornography, well it could be true and doesn't have to be a general rule since I believe that if such an industry wasn't a human need it wouldn't have had a share in the stock market, you know.. Beate Uhse and likes.
Now that I'm a perverted, sick dirty old man..could it be that you see otherwise ?? I guess not.
[Frown]
 
Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Dalia you could be right about the 'faking' thing since they all admit that on interviews and stuff, but I don't know if you're aware of the G spot, too complicated for the conservative lot..so never mind.
As for the second bit of your post where you agree to all the perverse and sickness and whatever in pornography, well it could be true and doesn't have to be a general rule since I believe that if such an industry wasn't a human need it wouldn't have had a share in the stock market, you know.. Beate Uhse and likes.
Now that I'm a perverted, sick dirty old man..could it be that you see otherwise ?? I guess not.
[Frown]

Nothing wrong with watching porn, - just as long as i doesnt get to be an obsession (which is mental roblem) or ruin your normal sexlife. IMO

Women in the porn movies are actresses that does that for money - not for pleasure which they get nothing from as i have heard.

Problem with porn is when you people watch it - like teenagers - they get to think that what happens in porn movies is how it should be in real life - they dont realize that its fiction and that its not normal to have hardcore analsex, oral, whippings everytime your intimate with your partner. They loose the affection and the love. Porn should be only allowed for people above 30 IMO which offcourse is totally imposible.
 
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Dalia you could be right about the 'faking' thing since they all admit that on interviews and stuff, but I don't know if you're aware of the G spot, too complicated for the conservative lot..so never mind.
As for the second bit of your post where you agree to all the perverse and sickness and whatever in pornography, well it could be true and doesn't have to be a general rule since I believe that if such an industry wasn't a human need it wouldn't have had a share in the stock market, you know.. Beate Uhse and likes.
Now that I'm a perverted, sick dirty old man..could it be that you see otherwise ?? I guess not.
[Frown]

A share in the stock market is criteria for human need? I disagree. [Smile]
 
Posted by *Dalia* (Member # 13012) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
I don't know if you're aware of the G spot, too complicated for the conservative lot..so never mind.

Why do you always get personal and try to insult people when they don't agree with you?

You often react offended when you read something that you feel is degrading to you, or your prophet, or Egyptians. But you can't accept that some people took offence at your post, instead you try to insult everyone who doesn't think porn is cool by suggesting they are stuck-up, sexually frustrated, ignorant and in denial. [Roll Eyes]

If you think that what you see in porn movies is a representation of good sex, or in any way a substitute for the real thing, I feel really sorry for you.


quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
I believe that if such an industry wasn't a human need it wouldn't have had a share in the stock market, you know.. Beate Uhse and likes.

I agree with wk, being on the stock market is not a criteria for something being a human need.

Besides, there are countless things you would call deviated that others would call a human need.
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
personally I dont like porn and have seen very very little, but I am kinda glad hubby had seen some although I did have to correct quite a few misconceptions [Wink]

anyone who really thinks those women are really enjoying this, in front of a camera and crew, is seriously delusional, they are actors, porn actors, and are paid for performing and making you deprived guys think its real. [Wink]
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
Porn is more boring than anything.
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
Porn is more boring than anything.

[Big Grin] The boy becomes a man [Wink]
 
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
 
Wtf, it's been boring for ages dude.
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Vader-:
Wtf, it's been boring for ages dude.

[Roll Eyes] never mind [Wink]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Dalia, the whole issue of pornography is very personal..if I chose to watch a blue movie then it should be my own choice and business, this could be a human rights issue nothing to do with being a wacko or a pervert or a dirty old man..like tibe said, as long as it isn't an obsession.
Now if anyone finds the matter offending or perverse then its their own opinion that I respect, they should ignore my post, so what insults are you bragging about?
To sum up the issue I don't give a rat's a$$ about what other people think of pornography, be it good or bad..I've seen more offensive crap posted on other instances and discussed without all that childish fuss.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to concentrate on a barely legal teen doing three black studs with gigantic dicks...oops no offense here from a dickhead I guess.

[Eek!] [Big Grin] [Razz]
 
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Dalia, the whole issue of pornography is very personal..if I chose to watch a blue movie then it should be my own choice and business, this could be a human rights issue nothing to do with being a wacko or a pervert or a dirty old man..like tibe said, as long as it isn't an obsession.
Now if anyone finds the matter offending or perverse then its their own opinion that I respect, they should ignore my post, so what insults are you bragging about?


To sum up the issue I don't give a rat's a$$ about what other people think of pornography, be it good or bad..I've seen more offensive crap posted on other instances and discussed without all that childish fuss.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to concentrate on a barely legal teen doing three black studs with gigantic dicks...oops no offense here from a dickhead I guess.

[Eek!] [Big Grin] [Razz]

Hahahahaha OMG choking here Hahahahaha [Eek!]
 
Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
 
Oh, I so love ES at times with all the different opinions, viewpoints... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by *Dalia* (Member # 13012) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Dalia, the whole issue of pornography is very personal..if I chose to watch a blue movie then it should be my own choice and business

Of course it is. But the issue was not what you do in the privacy of your home.

Your post was offensive because you described -- in unnecessary detail -- an example from a porn movie as supposed proof for women enjoying group sex.


quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
nothing to do with being a wacko or a pervert or a dirty old man

I haven't called you a wacko, a pervert or a dirty old man.


quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
what insults are you bragging about?


you haven't been through the real sex yet

are you frustrated ??

its your mind that needs to be adjusted to sex

A drunk or a loser ?

I don't know if you're aware of the G spot, too complicated for the conservative lot
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
I've seen more offensive crap posted on other instances and discussed without all that childish fuss.

If it is not offensive, would you repeat the same words in front of your colleagues, or at a party and then call it a childish fuss if people told you it was inappropriate?
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by *Dalia*:

Your post was offensive because you described -- in unnecessary detail -- an example from a porn movie as supposed proof for women enjoying group sex.

As if I was talking to 10 year olds who never heard of it.

I haven't called you a wacko, a pervert or a dirty old man.

I was generalizing here, nothing about you saying anything.


you haven't been through the real sex yet

are you frustrated ??

its your mind that needs to be adjusted to sex

A drunk or a loser ?

I don't know if you're aware of the G spot, too complicated for the conservative lot

All relative to those who pretend to be conservative and shocked, and happen to fit into their slots beautifully.

If it is not offensive, would you repeat the same words in front of your colleagues, or at a party and then call it a childish fuss if people told you it was inappropriate?

Yes, we grown ups are into free minds and open discussions whenever we want and anywhere we want..this isn't the dark ages, 'GROW UP'.

[Frown]
 
Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
My my this topic has caused bit(s) of interest!! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by malak (Member # 3654) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by advocate:
My my this topic has caused bit(s) of interest!! [Big Grin]

Pornography... Choclate spread... breakfast in bed..... thats my sort of topic.....lol
 
Posted by advocate (Member # 13367) on :
 
Things are looking up on ES!! [Wink]
 
Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Dzosser:
Dalia, the whole issue of pornography is very personal..if I chose to watch a blue movie then it should be my own choice and business, this could be a human rights issue nothing to do with being a wacko or a pervert or a dirty old man..like tibe said, as long as it isn't an obsession.
Now if anyone finds the matter offending or perverse then its their own opinion that I respect, they should ignore my post, so what insults are you bragging about?
To sum up the issue I don't give a rat's a$$ about what other people think of pornography, be it good or bad..I've seen more offensive crap posted on other instances and discussed without all that childish fuss.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to concentrate on a barely legal teen doing three black studs with gigantic dicks...oops no offense here from a dickhead I guess.

[Eek!] [Big Grin] [Razz]

Your English is very good Dzosser. Have you lived in an English speaking country?
 
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
 
Perhaps he actually reads the articles in porn magazines [Wink]
 
Posted by Snapdragon (Member # 9036) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by tina kamal:
i got scabies while i was in mexico a few yrs back.. god they suck.. it made me itch so damn bad i could not stand it.when i got off the plane and back home the first thing i did was go to the dr before i came home. cas everything has to be washed.. and yr bed and all and i did not wanna go thru all that. the meds u have to keep on yr body like a loition for 24 hrs.. it sucks man...

It is like lice. If you don't keep yourself clean, they will get you. Try cleaning yourself better with soap and warm water and maybe that will not happen again. Geez your gross. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
 
Originally posted by of_gold:
Your English is very good Dzosser. Have you lived in an English speaking country?

Thank you, I've lived in Egypt all my life and was taught to speak and write English and French as a second and third language respective to Arabic, all through my schooling years.
In university (Faculty of Science), subjects were all in English by default.
 
Posted by caitlin (Member # 16803) on :
 
w we on the original subject, i have what the call a hollywood, i go to my local salon, i remeber the first time of doing it, it hurst so much.9months pregnant at time. it was worse then giving birth.

then after a while doe snot hurt. i have a high pain threshold, when i am getting it done just think of ex .too busy complaining about him , that i forget what is being done.

i epliate my legs, arms etc,
i do not do it for any man or even for islam, i do it because i think it is cleaner etc
 
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Snapdragon:
quote:
Originally posted by tina kamal:
i got scabies while i was in mexico a few yrs back.. god they suck.. it made me itch so damn bad i could not stand it.when i got off the plane and back home the first thing i did was go to the dr before i came home. cas everything has to be washed.. and yr bed and all and i did not wanna go thru all that. the meds u have to keep on yr body like a loition for 24 hrs.. it sucks man...

It is like lice. If you don't keep yourself clean, they will get you. Try cleaning yourself better with soap and warm water and maybe that will not happen again. Geez your gross. [Roll Eyes]
look stupid its not like lice and you dont get it from being dirty. if someone has it u get it plain as that.u can sleep in a motel bed and get scabies
sit next to someone with them
i am a very clean person so u must be gross...
 
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Tina, don't respond to her vile comments towards you. She's a true jerk and has no bloody clue.
 
Posted by caitlin (Member # 16803) on :
 
tiger i am in support of you,

tina do not respond,you canget scabies from touching an infected persons hand.
once you have them you cna not get rid just like that, eggs etc cna go below the skin,

it has nothing to do with being clean like head lice,they can infect anyone.

STICKS AND STONES MAT BREAK YOUR BONES BUT WORDS WILL NEVER HURT YOU.

keep your head up and be proud.
 
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
She's a true jerk and has no bloody clue.

ahh TL glad to see you adopting the finer points of the English language [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Lumpy butt (Member # 15631) on :
 
I had scabies once [Big Grin]
 


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