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Nooralhaq20055
Member # 9255
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You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
 
sin-dee
Member # 5854
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I guess i am a True American then [Smile]
 
AndreAhmed
Member # 9277
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You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: if an egyptian told ya i wanna marry ya [Big Grin]

hehehee
 
Snoozin
Member # 6244
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quote:
Originally posted by AndreAhmed:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: if an egyptian told ya i wanna marry ya [Big Grin]

hehehee

ROFL!!!!! [Wink]
 
Sadeeqy
Member # 9759
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quote:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
So, i'm an american now? [Roll Eyes] [Confused]
 
Golden Eagle
Member # 9982
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Wowww....me too, who should I contact for getting my new American passport?
 
Tigerlily
Member # 3567
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Americans are always willing to say "God bless America".

Okay, that's good but - what about the rest of the world????
 
Golden Eagle
Member # 9982
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Other countries have their own population to pray for them.
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
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quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Americans are always willing to say "God bless America".

Okay, that's good but - what about the rest of the world????

Actually I don't think I've heard a European in Minnesota say anything nice about any other population besides European.
 
Nooralhaq20055
Member # 9255
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quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
quote:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
So, i'm an american now? [Roll Eyes] [Confused]
[Big Grin]
 
karla
Member # 5472
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quote:
Originally posted by sonomod:
quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Americans are always willing to say "God bless America".

Okay, that's good but - what about the rest of the world????

Actually I don't think I've heard a European in Minnesota say anything nice about any other population besides European.
And how many European in Minnesota you has met???? [Big Grin]
 
AndreAhmed
Member # 9277
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Snoozin
[Big Grin] [Big Grin]
how many then [Wink] ???

hehe
 
Snoozin
Member # 6244
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LOL!!!

Me personally, just one. [Wink]
 
AndreAhmed
Member # 9277
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whom [Smile] ?
LOL [Smile] [Smile]

u got married to an egyptian [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] ?
 
Snoozin
Member # 6244
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quote:
Originally posted by AndreAhmed:
whom [Smile] ?
LOL [Smile] [Smile]

u got married to an egyptian [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] ?

Yup. [Smile]

It's just that a large number of people on ES are foreign women dating/married to Egyptian men....

story after story after story.. [Wink]
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
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quote:
Originally posted by karla:
quote:
Originally posted by sonomod:
quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Americans are always willing to say "God bless America".

Okay, that's good but - what about the rest of the world????

Actually I don't think I've heard a European in Minnesota say anything nice about any other population besides European.
And how many European in Minnesota you has met???? [Big Grin]
My college is 20% international students. Which out of 14,000 students 20% of those are international. Vast majority of those international students are either Japanese or European. Mostly European, so out of international students I have had class with about 400 European students. 130 college credits racked already means more than enough opportunity to meet Europeans.

I worked in the financial/investment industry for 2.5 years. About 75 employees out of 700-1000 employees per company were European. We needed them especially as investment analysts and stockbrokers. So again, plenty of opportunity.

Then there's the neighborhood I live in, loads of foreigners mainly European since the landlord rarely rent to non-whites.

Plenty, plenty opportunity. And in Minnesota were are very open, talkative and will chat with strangers freely. Naturally to a European this gives them plenty of opportunity to shoot off their mouths thinking since we are mostly liberals we don't have a backbone or dignity as citizens. No we are just too polite to contradict their arrogance and anti-Amercanism. Except for a few like myself. I am not polite, or nice and I will verbally assualt them for their anti-Americanism and tell them to go back home.

Some might a few years later and many dirty nasty glances passing by me in the street, strike up a conversation and apologize. Only to tell me they are apply for citizenship.

Why can't an European appreciate America unless they are trying to become one of us?
 
AndreAhmed
Member # 9277
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Snoozin
hehe , then ur an american [Big Grin]
^_^
 
Snoozin
Member # 6244
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quote:
Originally posted by AndreAhmed:
Snoozin
hehe , then ur an american [Big Grin]
^_^

But of course. [Big Grin]

But not a *true American* under Noor's definitions...

[Wink]
 
MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari
Member # 8356
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quote:
Originally posted by Nooralhaq20055:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You look, dress, and travel like this:
http://www.r-vision.cz/images/usa/18%20Hoover%20Dam/009%20Fat%20Man%20on%20Parking%20place.jpg
 
Snoozin
Member # 6244
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ROFL!!!!!!!!

Where do you find these pics, MK????
 
KeepinItReal
Member # 7946
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quote:
Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
quote:
Originally posted by Nooralhaq20055:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You look, dress, and travel like this:
http://www.r-vision.cz/images/usa/18%20Hoover%20Dam/009%20Fat%20Man%20on%20Parking%20place.jpg

Wow, that guy is HOT!


(please know I'm kidding) [Big Grin]
 
Tigerman
Member # 9196
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quote:
Originally posted by Snoozin:
ROFL!!!!!!!!

Where do you find these pics, MK????

it is her boss pic that she had hanging in front of her desk ... [Razz] [Razz]
 
Tigerman
Member # 9196
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quote:
Originally posted by KeepinItReal:
quote:
Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
quote:
Originally posted by Nooralhaq20055:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You look, dress, and travel like this:
http://www.r-vision.cz/images/usa/18%20Hoover%20Dam/009%20Fat%20Man%20on%20Parking%20place.jpg

Wow, that guy is HOT!


(please know I'm kidding) [Big Grin]

that was my Pic that I posted somewhere ..I do not know where she found it ... [Mad]
 
Tigerlily
Member # 3567
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quote:
Originally posted by sonomod:


Then there's the neighborhood I live in, loads of foreigners mainly European since the landlord rarely rent to non-whites.

And in Minnesota were are very open .... talkative

Yeah right, open but not open-minded and yes, you never shut up! [Confused]
 
Tigerlily
Member # 3567
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quote:
Originally posted by Tigerman:
QUOTE]that was my Pic that I posted somewhere ..I do not know where she found it ... [Mad]

That's a Budweiser and hot chicken wings belly and I am sure pancakes with extra maple syrup are involved too! [Wink]
 
MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari
Member # 8356
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quote:
Originally posted by Snoozin:
Where do you find these pics, MK????

In Bill Gates' trash can!
 
AndreAhmed
Member # 9277
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You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: u visited egypt and u loved Koshrai [Smile]


[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
quote:
Originally posted by Snoozin:
Where do you find these pics, MK????

In Bill Gates' trash can!
And he is an American traveling in America.

I wish I could photograph some of the tourists from overseas we get here.

But there is a city ordinance against it. Plus approaching them for an interview. [Roll Eyes]
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
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quote:
Originally posted by AndreAhmed:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: u visited egypt and u loved Koshrai [Smile]


[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

I tried Koshrai and hated it.
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
quote:
Originally posted by sonomod:


Then there's the neighborhood I live in, loads of foreigners mainly European since the landlord rarely rent to non-whites.

And in Minnesota were are very open .... talkative

Yeah right, open but not open-minded and yes, you never shut up! [Confused]
And you consider yourself open minded?

Hmm. Get back to those tabloids dear, got to get yer education.

I have a reason to post to ES, you don't.
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by KeepinItReal:
quote:
Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
quote:
Originally posted by Nooralhaq20055:
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You look, dress, and travel like this:
http://www.r-vision.cz/images/usa/18%20Hoover%20Dam/009%20Fat%20Man%20on%20Parking%20place.jpg

Wow, that guy is HOT!


(please know I'm kidding) [Big Grin]

Have we yet to find a pic of an American that isn't an insult on these egy-boards?

No.
 
Madame.E
Member # 9974
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How about these, dont think they are insulting!

http://www.princeton.edu/~dkarig/pics/europe/eur29.jpg

http://denniscoello.com/albums/travel_catalogues/American_tourist_with_villager_in_Kenya_Africa.jpg

http://www.johnnyjet.com/images/picfornewsletterMarch82003BondiBeachIcebergInsideFJDAAJJ.JPG
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by Madame.E:
How about these, dont think they are insulting!

http://www.princeton.edu/~dkarig/pics/europe/eur29.jpg


One of the few tourist not to annoy the **** out of these guys!

What a hard job!
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by Madame.E:


http://denniscoello.com/albums/travel_catalogues/American_tourist_with_villager_in_Kenya_Africa.jpg


I have classmates from Kenya. They are great people.
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by Madame.E:
How about these, dont think they are insulting!

http://www.johnnyjet.com/images/picfornewsletterMarch82003BondiBeachIcebergInsideFJDAAJJ.JPG

Very attractive group. Obviously knows how to hold a wine glass.

But please photographers in the future don't include a young woman's bare lap in the future.

At least she held her legs together. They haven't had to much yet!
 
Madame.E
Member # 9974
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Did I say they weren't?

I was just looking for pics of non-insulting american tourists!

sorry!
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by Madame.E:
Did I say they weren't?

I was just looking for pics of non-insulting american tourists!

sorry!

Believe me sweetheart, these pics are as innocent as they come.

All are well dressed, well behaved, and attractive, intellegent looking people!

You won't see individuals like this being described as Americans!
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by Madame.E:
Did I say they weren't?

I was just looking for pics of non-insulting american tourists!

sorry!

These are a huge improvement, thank you for posting them.

The guy above is a not-so perfect example of an RV traveler.

Most of the time RV travelers in the USA are silver haired, impecable, cold, hostile, underfed (by choice) 60's, 70's, and 80's year olds that are carrying huge handguns in every compartment!

Plus they claim they are on the road to avoid those horrible "grandkids".

They spend $3.79 per gallon on gas, park their RVs in the street when at home!

Then they try to use loopholes in the tax code laws to get out of paying property taxes!

RV people are a huge stain on America society. So many jokes, so little time!
 
sonomod
Member # 3864
 - posted
quote:
Originally posted by Madame.E:
Did I say they weren't?

I was just looking for pics of non-insulting american tourists!

sorry!

Now I wouldn't say this normally but go look on www.virtualtourist.com

This site has member's pics. Often times if you look for 'mature gentlemen' profiles from Europe you will see a very bad reminder of why men should understand that MATURE doesn't mean behaving like a 25 year old composer!

People complain about Eurotrash young people, no its the older "gentlemen" who are out of touch with reality and their age!

The young people in Europe don't really give a damn what people think of them. The older women are proud of who they are, and what their society has accomplished and thats great. But the older 'unattached' or not so unattached men are the real studies in human psychology!

A mid life crisis in men is what keeps out economy going here in the USA for luxury items. But the mid life crisis in men of Europe is what keeps young ladies of Minneapolis atuned with European language insults!
 



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