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[QUOTE]Originally posted by sonomod: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by Tigerlily: [b]Sonomod, you are a woman but you talk like a truck driver, why? [/b][/QUOTE] I thought I explain this before. My mother and her sisters were freakin prom queens who thought they were the most gentile sophisticated class act around, my father is a hellfire and brimstone tough as nails Lutheran (while being a traditional Christian he confused me by him being very much a feminist) and everyone constantly responds to my Aryan looks and suburban mannerism and treats me like I am either naive or an airhead. Then sometime after I turn 19 I decided I would be my own person. And that God awful trucker mouth was born. As we speak the Washburn municipal cemetary and Bayfield county cemetary is filled with good, conditional love providing, stuck up, malicious, drunken to their tombstone (though you would never be able to tell they were drunk, because drunk is normal for them), old testament thumping, predestinational, condescending, favoritism hacking, mean spirited Lutheran Norweigan ancestors of mine are rolling in their graves to hear me speak in this manner. While they roll in horror of my contemptous tongue, the waves of hell's vast ocean wipes up a huricane and torments all other good for nothing meanies. This way no one will want me down there. If this is how I torment my ancestors in hell, what will it be like when I arrive? Better to have me in heaven. Why do I have a trucker mouth? I goes against every discomfort and spirit crushing attempt my mother made to make me a well manner lady. Then of course I can go into a satanic trance and become that lady when I need to be. After that I release the family demon and go back to myself. To be perfectly honest many American woman can be this coarse, but we enjoy it. It sends the European or Scandinavian family demon out of our soul and releases the 'New World' fresh free invigorating feeling of being your own person and not giving a damn about what others think. Most will not expose this side of themselves in the company of Europeans because we always assume that European people are very sophisticated, upper class, and what every white person should be. Sorry I am tired waiting for an oversized chocolate cake to be done baking. And I had to spend time with my mother today, so she could pick at me and drive that demon of 'white perfection' back into me so I can feel my throat tightening and asphyxiate whatever respect I have for myself. And more importantly it really amuses the heck out of me. <IMG SRC="http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/wink.gif"> [/QB][/QUOTE]
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