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[QUOTE]Originally posted by msjen: [QB] TO ALL EVIL WOMEN i think that adoula has sussed it out, so please find below some advice on how to find a suitable partner: * check out that he hasn't been near a bath or any other form of running water for at least a month. you can do this if by getting approximately 10 metres close to him, if you don't sense a pungent smell, forget him * make sure that he's "been around" quite a bit. you can sense that he can handle a woman well if he moves around in a kind of aprupt and un-coordinated manner and if he sometimes trips over his own feet. if he acts brutally whilst handling things such as doorknobs, cups, whatever he touches, then that is even better (it means that he has leant from experience that 'things' (including women) like that kind of touch. * check out that he can't read or write: ask him to write down his name and telephone number. if he doesn't want to do that, write down your own name and number for him . ONLY IF HE DOESN'T CALL, run aftr him and get on your knees for him to shag you. if he calls, however, forget him as that means that he can read. * if he simply ignores you, that is also a good sign. so girls, get your whip out <IMG SRC="http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-047.gif"> this was for all the evil ones amongst us, thank you adoula for inspiring me to help them. and now for all the good ones: monica, lori, jamilah, fanta, aaliyah, lisbeth and all others would you join my keep fit campaign so we can run FAST as soon as we spot one of them??? <IMG SRC="http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-044.gif"> and now to all non-evil and charming men out there: just hang on for a few weeks from now as the evil type will soon be extinct! (their level of intelligence does not allow them to use a whip in a co-ordinated manner ... hehe) adoula by the way i have never heard the expression 'to be a good sex' before ... i always thought that it takes TWO (!) to tango ... but i'm meeting some friends tonight so i'll test them on their english vocabulary skills <IMG SRC="http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> [This message has been edited by msjen (edited 26 November 2003).] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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