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Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.
newcomer Member # 1056
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The 3 Golden Rules of Management:
1. Your boss is always right. 2. If you think your boss is wrong, then you are wrong. 3. The above 2 rules are always applicable in all circumstances.
Chinderella non of ur Biz Member # 11953
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quote:Originally posted by WOTEVER: When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.
That's why they say that Egytpian women are Lionesses each time they give an opinion?
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. ------------------------------------------------- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. -------------------------------------------------
On a more serious note:
A forest is full of many different kinds of trees--they are all sizes and shapes and shades of colour. It is hard to imagine a pine tree wishing it was an oak. Or a fir tree envying the birch its white bark. Instead, each tree catches raindrops and reflects the sunshine in its own way.
We often find ourselves envying someone else. We think they have more money or more friends. We see them as better looking or luckier in some way than we are.
It is so easy to overlook our own gifts when we do this. We get fooled by what looks good and forget that all human beings have some weaknesses and pain, just like we do. Like the trees in the forest, we each have our own unique beauty and talents to offer. If we believe in ourselves, rather than envy those around us, we will grow green and tall in our own way.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain to his ass.
Chinderella on the Left wing Member # 11953
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quote:Originally posted by WOTEVER: Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain to his ass.
hahahahahaha
that's a good one
Umslopagas Member # 11956
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Careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you'll have to kiss tomorrow.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
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Be nice to the people on your way up, they'll be the people you'll meet on the way down.
spacedust Member # 12116
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Always treat folk (no matter who or what class etc) as you expect to be treated.
snake poison Member # 10674
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what if life is illusion and the after life is reality!!
Nourhan Member # 10876
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Very little is needed to make a happy life, it's all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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Sometimes you have to learn how to open your mouth for more than just giving head
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
Sarah02 Member # 1332
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There's no use crying over spilt milk.
Nourhan Member # 10876
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools speak because they have to say something.
MY NAME IS NO MORE ....., Member # 11270
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he got yah pregnant u take him to the city town hall you shotgun wedding him then u smile and say let the fun begin ... ITS SHOWTIME ,
abu ghuthaifah Member # 12125
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It is your ATTITUDE, and not your APTITUDE,that determines your ALTITUDE
Karah_Mia Member # 4668
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
Hate is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
Nourhan Member # 10876
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When as a child I laughed and wept- Time Crept When as a youth I dreamed and talked- Time Walked When I became a full grown woman- Time Ran And later as I older grew- Time flew Soon I will find while travelling on- Time Gone!
Nourhan Member # 10876
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Never frown, even when you are sad; because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
Everyone's_a_Pascha Member # 12077
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quote:Originally posted by Nourhan: Never frown, even when you are sad; because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
I am sorry what a load! Why is it we have to repress our feelings and be something we are not just to get a guy's attention?
If you aren't meant to be happy that day, he wasn't meant for you in the first place.
Never, ever, ever deny yourself true feelings.
Who wants a guy anyway that can't handle a few crappy days?
MY NAME IS NO MORE ....., Member # 11270
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Allah (subhaanahu wa ta'ala) said "O ye who believe, fasting is prescribed for you as it was prescribed for those before you so that you may attain piety" (2:183)
May Allah (subhaanahu wa ta'ala) make us all more pious by the end of this ramadhaan. ameen
sunburnt Member # 4986
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ITS NICE TO BE IMPORTANT BUT MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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Many times in life we don't realize the importance of life's struggles. In every trial, there is a learning experience that makes you wiser than before.
Nourhan Member # 10876
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
DawnBev Member # 11276
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some really thought-provoking sayings there, thanks guys
moonpearlgirl Member # 12129
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Try not to offend anybody, nor get offended by anybody
MY NAME IS NO MORE ....., Member # 11270
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O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, In the covert of the steep! Let me see thy face, Let me hear thy voice, For sweet is thy voice, and thy face comely!
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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The Most Selfish One-Letter Word "I" Avoid It.
The Most Satisfying Two-Letter Word "WE" Use It.
The Most Poisonous Three-Letter Word "EGO" Kill It.
The Most Used Four-Letter Word "LOVE" Value It.
The Most Pleasing Five Letter Word "SMILE" Wear It on your face.
The Fastest Spreading Six-Letter Word "RUMOUR" Ignore It.
The Hardest Working Seven Letter Word "SUCCESS" Achieve It.
The Most Enviable Eight-Letter Word "JEALOUSY" Distance yourself from It.
The Most Powerful Nine-Letter Word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire It.
The Most Essential Ten-Letter Word "CONFIDENCE" Trust It.
Nourhan Member # 10876
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It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
11. Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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"I'm a peaceful man, and I'll sure fight anyone who dares to say I'm not"
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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there is no vaccine against stupidity
Vanilla_Bullshit Member # 12182
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Woman who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.
soozi Member # 11108
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Do something,- either lead, follow, or GET OUT OF THE WAY!
Vanilla_Bullshit Member # 12182
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quote:Originally posted by soozi: Do something,- either lead, follow, or GET OUT OF THE WAY!
You're either part of the problem, part of the solution, or part of the scenery.
soozi Member # 11108
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Aerodynamically, a bumble bee should not be able to fly. But nobody told the bee that, and so he continues to fly ......
Chinderella angel TORMENTOR Member # 11953
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Great thread........ I loved all your posts
"The future depends on what we do in the present". - Mahatma Gandhi
"Imagination is more important than knowledge". Albert Einstein
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds". Albert Einstein
"If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes". St. Clement of Alexandra
He who hesitates is lost. Proverb
Vanilla_Bullshit Member # 12182
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The road to Heaven is paved through Hell.
Vanilla_Bullshit Member # 12182
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A kiss is like a spider's web, it always leads to the opening of flies.
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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My brain digests everything it perceives, absorbing the useful, and discarding the useless. You'll have to try a bit harder if you don't want to end up as discarded crap!
I'd rather live life alone and happy than together and miserable
Just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean I don't have a brain.
High-Voltage Member # 10969
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,,Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great resposibilities,,
NAPLEON HILL
Vanilla_Bullshit Member # 12182
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.
WOTEVER Member # 11942
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don't make me use the CAPS LOCK KEY
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289
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Sarcasm is the greatest weapon of the smallest mind.