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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No," said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?"
tootifrooti Member # 9824
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ROFL!!!! We could fill a ward with a bunch of ES'rs!! and a mad doctor!!!
Ayisha Member # 4713
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can i have a window bed please
*The Dark Angel* aka CAT Member # 11953
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I want a comfortable bed please, I want a completety dark room, an isolated room because I can hardly sleep from any noise, nobody dares to wake me up......... & plenty of sleeping pills or valium, just anything strong to knock me out
tootifrooti Member # 9824
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Can I be the nurse with the 200 ml syringe and the sedation? I have a great selection of blunt hypos for the job!! lol CAT they have a lovely room with no windows, white walls and a lovely selection of tight jackets to make you feel secure........lots of bolts and locks on the door, so you wont get disturbed........they have one of those 5 watt light bulbs too . Nice and cosy! lol
Am I bovvered(WOTEVER) Member # 11942
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so totti's our nurse who's gonna be the dr???
how bout Bananaface??? she's got the good stuff
*The Dark Angel* aka CAT Member # 11953
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quote:Originally posted by tootifrooti: Can I be the nurse with the 200 ml syringe and the sedation? I have a great selection of blunt hypos for the job!! lol CAT they have a lovely room with no windows, white walls and a lovely selection of tight jackets to make you feel secure........lots of bolts and locks on the door, so you wont get disturbed........they have one of those 5 watt light bulbs too . Nice and cosy! lol
Do they have sound proof walls & doors?
I need to sleep for a long time because now I am a nervous wreck...... very dangerous to humanity indeed
Am I bovvered(WOTEVER) Member # 11942
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Where's that straight jacket, one size fits all
don't worry the rooms are padded for protection
*The Dark Angel* aka CAT Member # 11953
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quote:Originally posted by Am I bovvered(WOTEVER): Where's that straight jacket, one size fits all
don't worry the rooms are padded for protection
wow, padded? I need pads on the walls because in times of trouble I bang my head agianst walls
tootifrooti Member # 9824
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When you get some of my recipe you wont care about the walls or doors! you will be worrying whether or not the bed is raising off the ground and flying or not!! lol Banana has all the prescriptions in her cute little doctor bag!! CAT we have a double room you might be interested in? Its called our therapy room. We just put our inmates in for a day with Batty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the end of the therapy you will be cured of your wicked ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayisha Member # 4713
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quote:Originally posted by tootifrooti: When you get some of my recipe you wont care about the walls or doors! you will be worrying whether or not the bed is raising off the ground and flying or not!!
i'm getting excited now
*The Dark Angel* aka CAT Member # 11953
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quote:Originally posted by tootifrooti: When you get some of my recipe you wont care about the walls or doors! you will be worrying whether or not the bed is raising off the ground and flying or not!! lol Banana has all the prescriptions in her cute little doctor bag!! CAT we have a double room you might be interested in? Its called our therapy room. We just put our inmates in for a day with Batty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the end of the therapy you will be cured of your wicked ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Bats please.......... I am afriad of bats
Batman, non-stop, righteous machine Member # 11915
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Allison aka tooti frootie, won't u tell us about ur story with that doctor?
Ayisha Member # 4713
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quote:No Bats please.......... I am afriad of bats
dont worry cinders, this one's all flap
tootifrooti Member # 9824
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which one Batty? I know hundreds...........Frankenstein.........Shipman.........Zhivago..........Hook and the Medicine Show.................Fake........... Really CAT Batty is a good guy! dont be scared of that flapping, worry when he climbs up your drainpipe and wraps you up in his cape!!!
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