AUDI - Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW - Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster

BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology

DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dead or Dying Gas Eater Dear Old Dad's Geriatric Express

FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time

FORD - First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM - General Maintenance Great Mistake

GMC - Garage Man's Companion Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA - Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere,

PINTO - Put in new transmission often

PONTIAC - poor old Neanderthal thinks it's a Cadillac

SAAB - Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

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Originally posted by nooralhaq:
ironically enough mine isn't even listed
(nissan)
hey which car company is it that during the comericals it goes 'ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM' ?

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Originally posted by 1mangang:
mazda

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IBM - Impressive But Meaningless

NCR - Never Comes Right