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river_0f_l0ve
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The Honest Wife


A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.

The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"

Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)

Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."

Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk." [Big Grin]
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lollllllllllllllll really a good wifeeeee......i guess he divorced her after all this,loll! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
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Well, Masrawi, if you can't ...with them...then...withhold... [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
Well, Masrawi, if you can't ...with them...then...withhold... [Big Grin]
Hmmm ... no. [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
How is your carpal tunnel doin'? [Roll Eyes]
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quote:
Originally posted by didi_elsayed:
lollllllllllllllll really a good wifeeeee......i guess he divorced her after all this,loll! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
I think not, i think she said baby i am kidding with you [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
Well, Masrawi, if you can't ...with them...then...withhold... [Big Grin]
Hmmm ... no. [Big Grin]
I think he ment."women ... can live with them, can live with them." [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
How is your carpal tunnel doin'? [Roll Eyes]
pretty good ... how is your ulnar nerve?
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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
how is your ulnar nerve?
[Razz]
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This little piggy went to market,
This litle piggy stayed home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none,
This little piggy cried "Wee, wee, wee!"
All the way home. [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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IS THIS WHAT WOMEN DO [Razz]

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I was singing to my fingers, one especially, as Masrawi mention the ulnar nerve!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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as MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari mentioned [Razz]

[Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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Do men really want honesty from their wives or just be told what they want to hear?
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Ofcourse men need a real honest wife, beside the matter doesnt relate what they like to hear, but the man allah created him like to be the demoniant, and demoniant degree differ from man to man, and the style of applying it

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DEMONIANT? [Mad]
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just kiddin'
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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
women ... can't live with them, can't live with them.
Where are you pro. ........ Happy New Year...
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quote:
Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
How is your carpal tunnel doin'? [Roll Eyes]
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pretty good ... how is your ulnar nerve?
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eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww....
Genan...entom eletnen .... [Embarrassed] ....
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its like my wife but i respct her
this woman make a good life to her husband
she is really honest

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quote:
Originally posted by hkhodier:
its like my wife but i respct her
this woman make a good life to her husband
she is really honest
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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