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Let me share this funny story with u all (it might not be so funny really, coz it hurted some1 in a way...but....just read below lines!) For the lat 2 months, i was semi-seeing some1 (semi = he loves me, while I am trying to convince myself that I have feelings for him!), thing got worse and I -finally - realized that he was not the one for me...i told him, but he didn't buy it (never knew why!)
I was very upset that I couldn't get him out of my way, coz at the end I certainly don't wanna end up hurting him or wasting my time as well...so, I texted my best friend saying this "XX doesn't wanna leave me alone and I am all fed up with this whole thing..pls tell me how to get rid of him' and guess what guys? Instead of me sending this text to my friend, i just sent it by MISTAKE to the guy...OMG!!!
U won't believe what I will say now..he thought I was doing this on purpose...imagine!! man that was funny and scary!!! (P.S. i had to lie to him eventually that i meant to send him so, coz my text wording was not decent at all...n i was kinda scared he'd kick my a**)
Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe
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lol ohhhhh that's scary! I did something like that with a boss one time, was complaining about the boss and accidentally sent HER the email ! Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: lol ohhhhh that's scary! I did something like that with a boss one time, was complaining about the boss and accidentally sent HER the email !
Ur boss? LOL..i am so laughin Posts: 155 | From: Alexandria, Egypt | Registered: Sep 2003
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yea luckily we were sorta' friends, spent the weekends at the lake on the boat, etc., so it wasn't too bad. but I did learn my lesson Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Micia: Let me share this funny story with u all (it might not be so funny really, coz it hurted some1 in a way...but....just read below lines!) For the lat 2 months, i was semi-seeing some1 (semi = he loves me, while I am trying to convince myself that I have feelings for him!), thing got worse and I -finally - realized that he was not the one for me...i told him, but he didn't buy it (never knew why!)
I was very upset that I couldn't get him out of my way, coz at the end I certainly don't wanna end up hurting him or wasting my time as well...so, I texted my best friend saying this "XX doesn't wanna leave me alone and I am all fed up with this whole thing..pls tell me how to get rid of him' and guess what guys? Instead of me sending this text to my friend, i just sent it by MISTAKE to the guy...OMG!!!
U won't believe what I will say now..he thought I was doing this on purpose...imagine!! man that was funny and scary!!! (P.S. i had to lie to him eventually that i meant to send him so, coz my text wording was not decent at all...n i was kinda scared he'd kick my a**)
Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe
I like your story although it's scary but what I liked was your ability to come up with a quick & funny excuse that's gonna make you sound innocent & at the same time pulling like joke on him, LOL
Very smart Posts: 3128 | From: Not Your Heaven | Registered: Sep 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Micia: Let me share this funny story with u all (it might not be so funny really, coz it hurted some1 in a way...but....just read below lines!) For the lat 2 months, i was semi-seeing some1 (semi = he loves me, while I am trying to convince myself that I have feelings for him!), thing got worse and I -finally - realized that he was not the one for me...i told him, but he didn't buy it (never knew why!)
I was very upset that I couldn't get him out of my way, coz at the end I certainly don't wanna end up hurting him or wasting my time as well...so, I texted my best friend saying this "XX doesn't wanna leave me alone and I am all fed up with this whole thing..pls tell me how to get rid of him' and guess what guys? Instead of me sending this text to my friend, i just sent it by MISTAKE to the guy...OMG!!!
U won't believe what I will say now..he thought I was doing this on purpose...imagine!! man that was funny and scary!!! (P.S. i had to lie to him eventually that i meant to send him so, coz my text wording was not decent at all...n i was kinda scared he'd kick my a**)
Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe
I like your story although it's scary but what I liked was your ability to come up with a quick & funny excuse that's gonna make you sound innocent & at the same time pulling like joke on him, LOL
Very smart
Was shaking when telling him so though )
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I left my ex's digital camera back in Egypt and he caught me with a web cam last night taking a photo of the lamp I bought.
He knows what I do with that webcam so I was fortunate enough not to have used it last night for its more 'appropriate' purposes.
Still I couldn't come up with a believeable excuse for why I was using the web cam and not the digital camera, so I blurted out the truth! I left the digital camera in Egypt.
Why can't I come up with a believable lie on the spot like anyone else? I am always amazed when people can come up with a believeable lie on the fly and just sit there with a poker face. A couple of my girlfriends understand now to ask me to leave the room when they are about to trump up a very well crafted lie knowing that I will break-down in gawfing and laughter and ruin it for them.
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quote: He knows what I do with that webcam so I was fortunate enough not to have used it last night for its more 'appropriate' purposes.
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التفاحة الغبية الي بتتشغل نفسها
quote:Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe
فعلا فعلا right right كلوا بشتغلل نفسه و بكذب الكذبة و يصدقها every one act on himeslf. lie and believe his lie
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quote: He knows what I do with that webcam so I was fortunate enough not to have used it last night for its more 'appropriate' purposes.
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quote:DentalFloss
التفاحة الغبية الي بتتشغل نفسها
quote:Morale of th story: a man/ woman doesn't believe anything but he/ she wants to believe
فعلا فعلا right right كلوا بشتغلل نفسه و بكذب الكذبة و يصدقها every one act on himeslf. lie and believe his lie
Im sure there isnt anyone around here dumber than you are... And by the way you are such a coward, Batman, for typing all the bad words you want to say in arabic.... be gutsy & strong & tell people how dumb or how bad you think they are in English so they would understand & have the right to answer you back. But you are a coward and it's not just that
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I had a similar embarrassins story. I as writing a hot and loving sms to my ex-husband (when we was married offcourse) and he was listed under "daddy" in my mobilphone (we have 2 kids together..) and my dad was listed with the name "dad". So insted of sending the hot sms to my husband I sented it to my father. - Got the daddy and dad mixed up..........
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It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing. One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;) Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
-------------------- When you take something for granted as your own accomplishment. The lord takes it away to show you that all is his making and that you have done nothing to deserve his gift Posts: 67 | From: Cairo | Registered: Sep 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Umslopagas: It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing. One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;) Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
Umslopagas,
As you might know, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..
But in my opinion, that's an impossibility.
He can pick a peck of peppers, but he needs to pickle those peck of peppers he picked.
So I'd rather tend to believe that Peter Piper pickled that peck of peppers he picked.
I don't know. What do you think?
(P.s. Morale of my post: PUHHHLEEEEEZZ!!)
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ALL Egyptian men who are laz2ah can never accept the fact that a woman does not want them.
The only way to get rid of a sticky man is to tell him a lie.
Men just ask for it. Posts: 8756 | From: Tax-Free Zone | Registered: Jul 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Umslopagas: It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing. One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;) Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
Umslopagas,
As you might know, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..
But in my opinion, that's an impossibility.
He can pick a peck of peppers, but he needs to pickle those peck of peppers he picked.
So I'd rather tend to believe that Peter Piper pickled that peck of peppers he picked.
I don't know. What do you think?
(P.s. Morale of my post: PUHHHLEEEEEZZ!!)
Okay here I go editing:
ALL Egyptian men who are laz2ah can never accept the fact that a woman does not want them.
The only way to get rid of a sticky man is to tell him a lie.
Men just ask for it.
A lie can be merciful, but a practical joke is insulting
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quote:Originally posted by Umslopagas: It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing. One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;) Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
Umslopagas,
As you might know, Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers..
But in my opinion, that's an impossibility.
He can pick a peck of peppers, but he needs to pickle those peck of peppers he picked.
So I'd rather tend to believe that Peter Piper pickled that peck of peppers he picked.
I don't know. What do you think?
(P.s. Morale of my post: PUHHHLEEEEEZZ!!)
Okay here I go editing:
ALL Egyptian men who are laz2ah can never accept the fact that a woman does not want them.
The only way to get rid of a sticky man is to tell him a lie.
Men just ask for it.
A lie can be merciful, but a practical joke is insulting
Thanks for the compliment, pal!
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quote:Originally posted by Umslopagas: It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing. One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;) Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
U got that wrong... He called me up to 25 times after that incident and I had to make it chrystal clear that 'i have no feelings for you" "i am sorry!"
It's been 10 days or so now that I gladly haven't heard of him..coz everytime he does call, I feel I am guilty....it is all over anyway now and Allah forgives me if I have hurt him in any unintentional manner...
Posts: 155 | From: Alexandria, Egypt | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Umslopagas: It is rather an irony, however I must pity the guy if he bought the practical joke thing. One thing for certain, you've probably heard the last of him;) Which is what you wanted, but not in the way you wanted it to happen
U got that wrong... He called me up to 25 times after that incident and I had to make it chrystal clear that 'i have no feelings for you" "i am sorry!"
It's been 10 days or so now that I gladly haven't heard of him..coz everytime he does call, I feel I am guilty....it is all over anyway now and Allah forgives me if I have hurt him in any unintentional manner...
I'm happy you've resolved that issue then, I'm sure it's for both your best interests.
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe: I had a similar embarrassins story. I as writing a hot and loving sms to my ex-husband (when we was married offcourse) and he was listed under "daddy" in my mobilphone (we have 2 kids together..) and my dad was listed with the name "dad". So insted of sending the hot sms to my husband I sented it to my father. - Got the daddy and dad mixed up..........
I know that feeling!!!
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