u r a girl? u live in Egypt? or visiting it soon and want to stay at it for a long time? u don't want pay the heavy stay fees for the egyptian government? u want a free place to stay in? u want a free tour guide?
if the answer is yes here is ur marriage offer u marry me and u get a free place to stay in and a free tour guide in Egypt and u won't need to pay the stay fees to the egyptian government
and guess what? no strings attached the marriage will be only on paper if u don't like me but if u do like me then u get a chance to get married for a cute nice guy from egypt who would really care abt u and a very smart one and a highly educated person whom is very successful in his carreer as a software developer and a very ultra open minded indvidual
why i'm doing this? simply to avoid to serve from 1 to 3 years of the best years of my life just after gradution in the desert with a small can of water for the whole day doing nothing but guarding the stones where all my knowledge and hardwork gained experience will just vaporize with my dead brain burnt cells simply marriage from a non arab girl would make u escape the military service note. i may graduate by the end of this year and may not if i didn't find a way to escape the military service
i would like to apologize for anybody who might be offended from me for doing this and no i'm not kidding i'm talking for real
u can chat with me at fady911x[at]hotmail[dot]com replace [at] with '@' and [dot] wiht '.' this is to avoid spam ofcourse i'm smart didn't i till u so Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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LOL, this stuff is great. priceless, i love ES! It is my favorite soap opera.
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till now i've got 3 jobs offer one of them as a marketing consultant wow i'm cool but no ladys yet?!! well add me and chat with me i wont' bite and there is no "i do" button in msn that u might click by mistake cya Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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You're a big fukin bear, with big fukin claws, she's just a lil bunny shivering in the corner, but you're not gonna kill the bunny, you're just gonna smack it around gently for a while, look at you, you're a big fukin bear.
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The beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.
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look this is no quest for missing love neither i'm really need to get laid it's just a business deal something for something easy like this u get a free stay and i get runaway ticket from a jail-like military service just a marriage on paper thats it
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You're a big fukin bear, with big fukin claws, she's just a lil bunny shivering in the corner, but you're not gonna kill the bunny, you're just gonna smack it around gently for a while, look at you, you're a big fukin bear.
quote:Originally posted by fady: and i get runaway ticket from a jail-like military service just a marriage on paper thats it
We had a young foreign woman posting here from Northern Europe who inquired couple of times how her husband could avoid military service.
Well, to make the story short, their daughter got born abroad while daddy served his country and daddy is going to be for another two years away from his family because he doesn't have the right connections (and money) to shorten his stay in the Egyptian army.
So don't think it's easy like that. Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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About 'marrying' you and staying together in one place. You say no strings attached I say BS. You know better than me that people will watch you with this woman and you have to act like a couple. And even if you 'don't mind' that she's going out late by herself and so on - at least when she starts bringing other guys home - your Egyptian male temper will get through with you.
You do seem to be an intelligent guy and I hope you'll find a way to solve your problem. I just don't think a fake marriage to a foreign girl would spare you the fate of serving in the army. There are tons of guys out there facing the same situation, why should it be different with you?
Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Tigerlily: About 'marrying' you and staying together in one place. You say no strings attached I say BS. You know better than me that people will watch you with this woman and you have to act like a couple. And even if you 'don't mind' that she's going out late by herself and so on - at least when she starts bringing other guys home - your Egyptian male temper will get through with you.
You do seem to be an intelligent guy and I hope you'll find a way to solve your problem. I just don't think a fake marriage to a foreign girl would spare you the fate of serving in the army. There are tons of guys out there facing the same situation, why should it be different with you?
Tiger, I don't think Egyptian couples are as socail together in Public as western couples are.
What fady is asking for is a white marriage, believe it or not he could carry on just as he is proposing. I am not joking.
Personally I think this guy is a fake, a troll like Mrs. Abduly layed alot.
There are Orfi marriages that go on with no one actually knowing that the marriage exists, but only that type of discretion is capable amoung two Egyptians.
Besides he is not asking this foreigner to live with him, just file the papers he considers necessary to avoid the military.
Free place to stay might mean a place with his relatives, even a married sister.
Besides any guy who wants out of military service that badly and doesn't want sex or want to live with this woman is probably gay.
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quote:Originally posted by Tigerlily: About 'marrying' you and staying together in one place. You say no strings attached I say BS. You know better than me that people will watch you with this woman and you have to act like a couple. And even if you 'don't mind' that she's going out late by herself and so on - at least when she starts bringing other guys home - your Egyptian male temper will get through with you.
You do seem to be an intelligent guy and I hope you'll find a way to solve your problem. I just don't think a fake marriage to a foreign girl would spare you the fate of serving in the army. There are tons of guys out there facing the same situation, why should it be different with you?
Tiger, I don't think Egyptian couples are as socail together in Public as western couples are.
What fady is asking for is a white marriage, believe it or not he could carry on just as he is proposing. I am not joking.
Personally I think this guy is a fake, a troll like Mrs. Abduly layed alot.
There are Orfi marriages that go on with no one actually knowing that the marriage exists, but only that type of discretion is capable amoung two Egyptians.
Besides he is not asking this foreigner to live with him, just file the papers he considers necessary to avoid the military.
Free place to stay might mean a place with his relatives, even a married sister.
Besides any guy who wants out of military service that badly and doesn't want sex or want to live with this woman is probably gay.
no i'm not fake and no this is no troll and hey i'm not a gay and for sex i AM a rock star
look this is could be a fake marriage that leads to a real one if we both liked each other so actually i would get something better than a escape ticket from military service which in this is case is "love" but as we all know that love is a very rare thing to find these days so lets stick to the business Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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to sort things out i just need to clear some stuff
1- u don't have to stay with me if u don't want to
2- this is like a prototype marriage if we liked each other then great but what if we don't? then simple we will just stay friends and still go out together for fun if u want to
3- being a native egyptian is like being a guide by default this means u won't need to hire that guide who always foul u around for his own benifit u will just deal me as friends and we will go out together to have fun with out worrying abt getting lost or fouled by local stores because simply u r with an egyptian friend who can fluently speak arabic and english to translate the whole egyptian world to u
4- if u don't want to stay with me in my place and don't want to get out with me as friends then at least u will get a BIG 100% discount from the expensive stay fees that u have to pay every while to the egyptian government with simply by signing a little official paper that stands for nothing in ur country
5- this deal offer would expire in abt a half year so hurry up and make up ur mind u have nothing to lose
6- if we really liked each other and i found ur personality an interisting one and u find me the same then we both win as simply we have found love with the most unexpected means and u will have the chance of ur life to test what is egyptian love is like Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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Dear Fady,,, I was disappointed to read your words. you have no iota of principles. I have 2 brothers, and the military service might be applied on them. is that the end of the world...you're like millions of millions in Egypt and all over the world. what a pity !!
quote:Originally posted by fady: hello
u r a girl? u live in Egypt? or visiting it soon and want to stay at it for a long time? u don't want pay the heavy stay fees for the egyptian government? u want a free place to stay in? u want a free tour guide?
if the answer is yes here is ur marriage offer u marry me and u get a free place to stay in and a free tour guide in Egypt and u won't need to pay the stay fees to the egyptian government
and guess what? no strings attached the marriage will be only on paper if u don't like me but if u do like me then u get a chance to get married for a cute nice guy from egypt who would really care abt u and a very smart one and a highly educated person whom is very successful in his carreer as a software developer and a very ultra open minded indvidual
why i'm doing this? simply to avoid to serve from 1 to 3 years of the best years of my life just after gradution in the desert with a small can of water for the whole day doing nothing but guarding the stones where all my knowledge and hardwork gained experience will just vaporize with my dead brain burnt cells simply marriage from a non arab girl would make u escape the military service note. i may graduate by the end of this year and may not if i didn't find a way to escape the military service
i would like to apologize for anybody who might be offended from me for doing this and no i'm not kidding i'm talking for real
u can chat with me at fady911x[at]hotmail[dot]com replace [at] with '@' and [dot] wiht '.' this is to avoid spam ofcourse i'm smart didn't i till u so
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fady, what happens if "I" marry you and then you see I'm really hot, stacked and packed and soft and beautiful. And you love "my" personality, I make you laugh and always take the easy way to let us out from any problems. Then you fall in love with "me" too much and you can't let me go. But actually I didn't love you and want to just be friends. Then what will you do?
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quote:Originally posted by QueenBee: fady, what happens if "I" marry you and then you see I'm really hot, stacked and packed and soft and beautiful. And you love "my" personality, I make you laugh and always take the easy way to let us out from any problems. Then you fall in love with "me" too much and you can't let me go. But actually I didn't love you and want to just be friends. Then what will you do?
don't worry abt that actually it's really hard to get me love u u have to do lots of effort to gain my love u know it's hard to love someone who don't love u and it's hard to not love someone who do love u Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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quote:Originally posted by kouki: Dear Fady,,, I was disappointed to read your words. you have no iota of principles. I have 2 brothers, and the military service might be applied on them. is that the end of the world...you're like millions of millions in Egypt and all over the world. what a pity !!
easy for u to say so specially u r not male and the military service doesn't apply to u lets imagine if u one day woke up to find ur self a man what would happen then? will u say the same stuff? will u allow a stupid system to take the best years ever from ur life? (i.e the years which is directly after graduation) will u give up the best job u had ever have and let all of ur hardwork gained experience fly in the air by going to the desert for 3 years? (i currently work while i'm studying and i'm working in a very big and famous company in Egypt and the whole middle east and in a very good job position) well u stay in the army for a salary of 70 l.e per month which equal 7$ per month????
again i say it's very easy for u to say so but i wonder what would u say if we switched places?
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quote:Originally posted by fady: u don't want pay the heavy stay fees for the egyptian government?
u marry me and u get a free place to stay in and a free tour guide in Egypt and u won't need to pay the stay fees to the egyptian government
Uhmmm ... may I ask which "heavy stay fees" you are referring to?
I agree with Dalia, what heavy fees are you talking about...do you know how easy and cheap it is for a foreigner to stay in Egypt legally???
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mmm pardon my limited knowledge on the topic but any way if this offer is not enough and u want some extra cash u can contact me for a good deal cya Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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It costs 89 LE a year and 3 hours to get your visa renewed...so I think you need to re-look at your offer...sorry, not interested.
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quote:Originally posted by newcomer: It costs 89 LE a year and 3 hours to get your visa renewed...so I think you need to re-look at your offer...sorry, not interested.
well i afaik it can't be that low the egyptian government simply do not want foreign migrants on there lands ask a palastenian abt this for example but anyway it's a business deal that u can bargain abt so contact me for details
quote: seems that fady is a loser, can any body deal in woman here? its non human words at all, what a pitty
u r not a girl u r not a non arab so y u r so offended? and u r wasting my time reading ur words and answering it if u want a definition for "loser" check ur avature same goes to whomever share u ur openion
as i said b4 it's a "business deal" it's a trade something for something if u have nothing to trade for then don't waste my time ok?
sorry for my lack of romance here Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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quote:Originally posted by newcomer: It costs 89 LE a year and 3 hours to get your visa renewed...so I think you need to re-look at your offer...sorry, not interested.
well i afaik it can't be that low the egyptian government simply do not want foreign migrants on there lands ask a palastenian abt this for example but anyway it's a business deal that u can bargain abt so contact me for details
If you to do a business deal you should do your market research properly...a quick trip down to Mogamma would confirm what I have just said.
And you say that you have been offered a job as a marketing consultant Posts: 4576 | From: Cairo | Registered: Jun 2002
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quote:Originally posted by newcomer: It costs 89 LE a year and 3 hours to get your visa renewed...so I think you need to re-look at your offer...sorry, not interested.
well i afaik it can't be that low
A "Temporary Residence for Touristic Purposes" is 83,10 LE for one year and as far as I know it can be renewed every year without any problems. Getting a work permit is a bit more expensive (and more complicated), but not to the extent that it would be worth the hassle of getting married to someone you hardly know and maybe having to deal with the troubles of getting a divorce later on.
I'm not attacking or judging you, btw, I think if two people agree to have a fake marriage for mutual benefit that's fine as long as nobody is taken advantage of. But you're offering little in return to what you're asking for.
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it seems that ppl can't understand the meaning of a "fake" marriage if u find my conditions does apply to u (i.e non arab female visiting Egypt soon or currently at Egypt) and u find my business offer is not fair enough u can contact me for a financial arrangement on this and be sure that u will be satisfied fady911x[at]hotmail[dot]com
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A "Temporary Residence for Touristic Purposes" is 83,10 LE for one year and as far as I know it can be renewed every year without any problems. Getting a work permit is a bit more expensive (and more complicated), but not to the extent that it would be worth the hassle of getting married to someone you hardly know and maybe having to deal with the troubles of getting a divorce later on.
I'm not attacking or judging you, btw, I think if two people agree to have a fake marriage for mutual benefit that's fine as long as nobody is taken advantage of. But you're offering little in return to what you're asking for. [/QB][/QUOTE]
ok i understand u
but as u know the new egyptian laws allow the wife to simply divorce her self which is known as "7'ol3" and also the new laws allows u to write a custom marriage contract that allows the wife to divorce her self anytime she wants to without any fees or problems at all
quote: But you're offering little in return to what you're asking for.
what i want isn't really a big hussle it's just signing a lettle paper that stands for nothing for ur country's laws and is written customely just to remove any risk on ur side and give u all of the benifits of it means "no risk at all"
for me by proving that i'm married to a non arab woman even if she is 50 years old or something would make not able to join the army even if i want to
i'm very honest abt my offer and if u feal that is not fair enough a financial arrangment could be done to make u very satisfied
quote: Getting a work permit is a bit more expensive (and more complicated)
u do not want to live in Egypt wihtout a work, or do u?
for me i don't see something bad abt doing this if u have a friend who would be interisted in doing this plz tell him
no risks more benifits whatever u want can be arranged
just contact me
fady911x[at]hotmail[dot]com
losers stay a side Posts: 17 | From: Cairo | Registered: Dec 2006
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quote:Originally posted by newcomer: It costs 89 LE a year and 3 hours to get your visa renewed...so I think you need to re-look at your offer...sorry, not interested.
well i afaik it can't be that low
A "Temporary Residence for Touristic Purposes" is 83,10 LE for one year and as far as I know it can be renewed every year without any problems.
LOL...I won't argue with you over a few pounds, I must have added a bit extra on for the stamps.
It seems that fady hasn't done his research very well on the military rules either. If he had he would have realized that the rules are apparently officially changing regarding the exemption for those married to foreign women, and it will not be a condition for exemption any more; not that it seems to have been applied fully up to now anyway from what we have read on ES!
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Fady, try to get a job as stand-up comedian in the army! I think you can amuse them...
-------------------- “Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.” Posts: 7202 | From: EU | Registered: Nov 2006
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Just wondering...who would defend your country in an outright war if all the men in Egypt had your attitude? How many Egyptians try this hard to side-step the system? Are there stats on this 'cause I'm really interested. I feel sad for all of the women and children who live there if no one is left to defend them. Posts: 1808 | From: USA | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Alchemist: That was so fcuking money, that was like some Jedi mind-sh*t.
I'm gonna make little Wayne's head bleed.
What the fcuk are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
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Bravo for honesty Fady!This thing u did with ur topic,I really appreceate!Anyway,it is much better when u say ur true intentions.... I hope u'll make it or maybe really meet a girl who will love u.... Have my best!
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