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HO!HO!HO! Hello everyone Santa here I've come to collect your Christmas Wish List. Soo.. Could you all give me one of your wishes and I will try to make your wish come true on Christmas Day.
You can also e-mail me and check out my website at
PS... I am now allergic to brandy and mince pies... so can you leave me blinis with caviar and a bottle of Chateau neuf du Pape and asparagus and truffles for Rudolph and the boys.... Please??
Jingle Bells***********JingleBells*****Jingle all the way!!!!!
Posts: 2 | From: Lapland North Pole | Registered: Dec 2006
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Please Santa. Just get him back, and I promise I will leave him alone.
Posts: 588 | From: an oasis near the pyramids | Registered: Oct 2005
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to to priceline.com and name your price. i did it the other day and my plane ticket is 628.00 with taxes included but thats for feb. just give them a number and see what you can get. iput in 400.00 Posts: 9443 | From: USA...... | Registered: Jun 2006
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Just want everybody around will treat other people like he/she would like to be treatened themselves, in the largest meaning of the word...
-------------------- “Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.” Posts: 7202 | From: EU | Registered: Nov 2006
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for my son... a train set... he adores them.... I have the track... but couldnt do a train for it yet.
for my mom... shes always wanted a really comfey robe.
for me.... just to be able to get to Greece in the spring, if even for one day.... one hour, five minutes, anything.
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no seriously i wish for my daughter to have wonderful life and ill health and me to get better so i can enjoy her years ,and for boys to achieve what they want ,and to see my sister who me isint seen yet ..34 on xmas day she is ,,and all my family good health ,and well inshallah for my marriage to work ...better. but loved to see my dad again that wud be a wish come true sit my daughter on his lap and sing songs, miss him
but hey merry xmas !!!!!!! Posts: 4597 | Registered: Jun 2006
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1) to win $10million so I don't have to work and can travel a lot with the family. 2) for my family to chill out and relax. 3) for my back to stop hurting me (pulled something this weekend and my sciatica is acting up) 4) to lose about 20 more pounds Posts: 1808 | From: USA | Registered: Aug 2006
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I would like everyone to experience true peace and happiness this holiday season. I would like there to be no more wars and for everyone to respect eachother no matter their differences. For myself I would like to meet my true love and travel the world.
Posts: 1879 | From: Going to Graceland | Registered: Nov 2006
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Dear Santa...pls send me a George Clooney,and I'll be thankful till the rest of my life!:)
Posts: 169 | From: somewhere | Registered: Oct 2006
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Please force King Kong to move out of our apartment.
He promised he would by the end of October, but two months later the pig is still here.
Get rid of him, just don't leave me with a funeral bill; mine or his.
Thank-you,
sonomod
Hi Sono Do you want a bullet proof tip that would have him out in no time
Yeah I would, what do you suggest?
No blood shed please.
I come visit during the holidays
Not this weekend but the next I am going to the North Shore for extended family CHristmas.
If I ever managed to trick him into coming with, that experience would kill him for sure.
But if you showed up any other time and presented yourself, then he'd probably would kill you.
King Kong could never actually handle the situation if I started up with someone else. It would kill him, after he is done killing me and that other guy.
Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Santa Clause: HO!HO!HO! Santa here Could you all give me one of your wishes and I will try to make your wish come true on Christmas Day.
Fame is my Game, Santa! Posts: 182 | From: LA/Alex | Registered: May 2003
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I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.
And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.
Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa: What I want for Christmas?
I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.
And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.
Will you take me off your ignore list already. Come on.
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quote:Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa: What I want for Christmas?
I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.
And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.
Will you take me off your ignore list already. Come on.
Why the hell do you want to private message me anyhow?
Give me one good reason why I should take you off my ignore list!
Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa: What I want for Christmas?
I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.
And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.
Will you take me off your ignore list already. Come on.
Why the hell do you want to private message me anyhow?
Give me one good reason why I should take you off my ignore list!
WTF ??? To make arrangements for my visit next week ???
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Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 1996
Dear Santa:
Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 1998:
Santa:
1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt?
2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!
3. A REAL man...maybe GI Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boytoy Ken. And what's with that earring anyway? If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.
4. Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.
5. Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, get it done.
6. A jogbra. To wear until I get the surgery.
7. A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, a public relations senior account exec!
8. A new, more 90s persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat, bottle of spray on blood and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie," sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.
9. No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
10. Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years--I think I deserve it.
Ok, Santa, that's it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bitch for next Christmas.
It's that simple.
Yours truly, Barbie
Now look what Ken has to write:
Ken's Christmas List!
Ken c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245
Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 23, 1998
Dear Santa:
I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in her contract, specifically asking for anatomical and career changes. In addition, it is my understanding that disparaging remarks were made about me, my ability to please, and some of my fashion choices. I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of some issues concerning Ms. Barbie, and some of my own needs and desires.
First of all, I along with several other colleagues feel Barbie DOES NOT deserve preferential treatment - the bitch has everything. Along with Joe, Jem, Raggedy Ann & Andy, I DO NOT have a dream house, corvette, evening gowns, and in some cases the ability to change our hair style. I personally have only 3 outfits which I am forced to mix and match at great length.
My decision to accessorize my outfits with an earring was my decision and reflects my lifestyle choice.
I too would like a change in my career. Have you ever considered "Decorator Ken", "Beauty Salon Ken", or "Out Of Work Actor Ken"? In addition, there are several other avenues which could be considered such as "S&M Ken" , "Green Lantern Ken", "Circuit Ken", "Bear Ken", "Master Ken". These would more accurately reflect my desires and perhaps open up new markets. And as for Barbie needing bendable arms so she can "push me away," I need bendable knees so I can kick the bitch to the curb. Bendable knees would also be helpful for me in other situations - we've talked about this issue before.
In closing, I would like to point out that any further concessions to the blond bimbo from hell will result in action be taken by myself and others. And Barbie can forget about having Joe - he's mine, at least that's what he said last night.
Sincerely,
Ken
* Please note that both letters are already a couple of years old ..... Well, I guess they got lost on the way to the North Pole!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Samarra_Anissa: What I want for Christmas?
I want Egypt to adapt a system to add to their national ID cards/papers a designated box for organ donation.
And a system to regulate organ transplants so a poor kid who is higher on the list will get his organ before a rich fat drunken bastard on the bottom of the list will wait his turn for a donated organ.
Will you take me off your ignore list already. Come on.
Why the hell do you want to private message me anyhow?
Give me one good reason why I should take you off my ignore list!
WTF ??? To make arrangements for my visit next week ???
Dude don't talk ****, my real name and address has been plastered on ES before and I don't take kindly to these types of threats.
Bugger off!
Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".
Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!
I will leave you some Brie cheese and pickles and pinot noir... .. coz I know you are sick of cookies and milk!.... and I know you won't forget me!
Thank-you and promise not to drink the whole bottle!! Posts: 26 | From: USA | Registered: Dec 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Katanga we bass: Santa, Can I get Sono please
Santa can you shove an umbrella up Katanga's arse and open it?
Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".
Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!
Why do women say things like that ??? Posts: 743 | Registered: Oct 2006
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I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".
Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!
Why do women say things like that ???
Because women cannot love a man they actually know.
Women are more in love with the idea/concept of love than an actual person.
I hate men, but still love love.
Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".
Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!
Why do women say things like that ???
Because women cannot love a man they actually know.
Women are more in love with the idea/concept of love than an actual person.
I hate men, but still love love.
So, have you taken me off your ignore list yet?
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I am glad you asked... coz I really don't want anything for Christmas except "MY Love".
Please grant me a safe trip to Egypt! I am leaving here to meet my one and only Love December 29th!! I know it is after Christmas.. but Santa plz!plz!plz! It is the only thing I want!
Why do women say things like that ???
Because women cannot love a man they actually know.
Women are more in love with the idea/concept of love than an actual person.
I hate men, but still love love.
So, have you taken me off your ignore list yet?
Why do you want to send me a private message so badly?
Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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