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1)marra wa7ed ghaby tele3 borg el kahera w ra7 akher door, fa bas 3ala kol ell nas men fo2 la2ahom soghayareen awy, fa rakkez 3ala wa7ed mo3ayan w 2a3ad kol ma yenzel dor yela2eeh 7agmo beyekbar, le7ad ma nezel ta7t khales w la2ah kebeer awy, fa ra7 7adno w bayso, fa el ragel bey2ollo hwa enta te3rafny 2allo yaaaaah dana 2a3rafak men wenta soghayar... ----------------------------------------------- 2)wa7ed mastool masek meraya w 3ammal ye2ool :" ana shoftak fein abl keda? shoftak fein abl keda? ", fa sa7bo ganbo allo" warrini keda".. fa khad menno el meraya bas fiha w allo " yahbal, dana!!!" -------------------------------------------------3)wa7ed se3idi ra7 le bta3 el anabeeb.. 2allo:" law sma7t eddini anbooba", el bayya3 allo: " fein el faregh?", 2allo : " la2, 7ashrabha hena" ------------------------------------------------- 4)marra tayara habatet hoboot edterary 3ala gezeera sakneen fiha nas betakol la7m el bashar.. fa tele3 ragel we ebno men ahl el gezeera, yadawwaro 3al 7ad yaklooh.. fa el walad shawer 3ala wa7ed we 2al le babaah: nakol dah! babaah 2allo: la2.. da rofaya3 awi! fa shawer 3ala wa7da tanya we 2allo: nakol di fa babaah allo: la2 di shaklaha we7esh awi Shwaya kaman.. la2o wa7da 7elwa geddan geddan! fal walad 2al le babaah: khalas nakol di! babaah fakkar shwaya w 2allo: la2a!! di nakhodha ma3ana el beet, we nakol ommak! ------------------------------------------------- 5)wa7ed me7ashesh 2wy ra7 yokhtob wa7da.. babaha 2allo "ana 3alaya el sha22a" radd 3aleih el 3arees w 2allo "wana 3alaya el banat wel beeera" hehehe ------------------------------------------------- 6)mara wa7da bet7'on gozha, gozha tab 3alehom fa 2aletlo esta7'aba wara el tv, fa gozha da7'al w a3ad yetfarag 3al match, 3ashan te7awel tetala3o men el oda 2aletlo el7a2ny kol ma7ot el samaka fil tasa tenot w terga3 bara, 2alaha tab e7medy rabena ana kol ma el ahly yegeb goal wa7en men el gomhor yetla3 yebosny wed7'ol tany.... ----------------------------------------------- 7)wa7ed se3eedy beysally el gom3a we gambo wa7ed sodany fal emam bey2ool (estakeemo wa estawoo) am el se3eedy 2al (estaweina bas wa7ed gamby et7ara2 ------------------------------------------------ 8)marra wa7ed bey2ool le mamto "howa ana leih eswed 2wy wakhooya abyad 2wyy" 2aletlo "maho ya 7abeeby law konna e3tamadna 3ala abook la konna shofna la abyad wala eswed =================================================
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1)marra wa7ed ghaby tele3 borg el kahera w ra7 akher door, fa bas 3ala kol ell nas men fo2 la2ahom soghayareen awy, fa rakkez 3ala wa7ed mo3ayan w 2a3ad kol ma yenzel dor yela2eeh 7agmo beyekbar, le7ad ma nezel ta7t khales w la2ah kebeer awy, fa ra7 7adno w bayso, fa el ragel bey2ollo hwa enta te3rafny 2allo yaaaaah dana 2a3rafak men wenta soghayar... ----------------------------------------------- Hello there I'm gonna to translate the jokes on daily basis due to my time. Here is the translation of the 1st one. Have fun...... Ahmed
1)Once upon a time, a fool man ascended Cairo Tower and stopped at the last floor. He started to watch all people who were down, finding them very little. He focused on a certain person whose size was getting bigger and bigger when the man was getting down from a floor to another. No sooner did the man reach the ground than he found the person's size is very big. The man moved towards the person, kissing and hugging him. "Do you know me sir?" asked the person "Yes I do since you were little kid" answered the man.
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2)wa7ed mastool masek meraya w 3ammal ye2ool :" ana shoftak fein abl keda? shoftak fein abl keda? ", fa sa7bo ganbo allo" warrini keda".. fa khad menno el meraya bas fiha w allo " yahbal, dana!!! " .....................................
Here is the translation for this joke:
A drunken man was holding a mirror by his hand and was looking at it, saying "where did I see you before?" His friend who was beside him said to him "could you show me that ", taking the mirror and starting to look at it. "You are an idiot, it's me" said his friend to him.
Have fun.... Ahmed
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lol..is it just me or do Egyptians have the strangest jokes? (thanks for the translation ah_farrag) Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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