quote:Originally posted by Clear and QSY: Anyway, if Solo marries an Egyptian woman he won't need to worry about having a gun. If someone breaks into his house his wife will probably chase the guy out of the house with one of those industrial size Egyptian frying pans.
Frying pan?
What the ƒuck is she gonna do, threaten to fry up some fatty foods sending the attackers fleeing in mortal fear for their lives and cholesterol levels?
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quote:Originally posted by Clear and QSY: Anyway, if Solo marries an Egyptian woman he won't need to worry about having a gun. If someone breaks into his house his wife will probably chase the guy out of the house with one of those industrial size Egyptian frying pans.
Frying pan?
What the ƒuck is she gonna do, threaten to fry up some fatty foods sending the attackers fleeing in mortal fear for their lives and cholesterol levels?
No. She'll beat the crap out of him with it. I would. I don't have a frying pan anyway cause I don't cook, but I always had a gun in the house till I moved to Egypt...
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I have asked my hubby to get me a tazer and mace when I move to Cairo for when I go sightseeing to get rid of the revolting vermin that insist on calling themselves Muslim 'men', go on buddy...grab my ass, you will lose the ability to see and breathe and have an ENORMOUS electricity burn on your ZEB! Dont give egyptians guns, occasionally sweet people but WAY volatile!
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Stephie, seriously, if you wanna learn some phrases to deter these folk just shout. Physically harming them will just incite others to join in.
Tomorrow I will post the Egyptian woman in a load of crap for showing a tazer in public.
Besides, really! They ain't that bad. I simple glance will make them back off... trust me...
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Hi cheeky, when I was in Cairo when I got married, if I went anywhere outside of masri gedida on my own it was revolting and scary, I was propositioned and groped multiple times ( to forestall accusations, I was clothed neck to ankle and am what dating sites refer to as 'full figured' LOL, not pretty at all) Hubby has promised mace but to be honest, in the estate where our flat is it wont be a prob hopefully:) what are those phrases though!LOL
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Hi Stephie... my best advice yet (given to me by an Egyptian) is if a man insults you then you turn around and insult his mother Works a treat.
Steph, just tell the dudes to eff off!!! If they are low enough to try to offend you then offend them back, why speak respectfully to a pervert!!!
I feel safer in Cairo that I did walking round Notts (you know I am from the West Mids and I just jest )
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