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Chef Mick
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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ha!
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LOL...guess I better duck and run! [Wink]
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I go and load the guns..
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Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit?
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Why is a keyboard called a keyboard if it just has little buttons?
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Why does unscented hairspray smell?
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Why do people sit at green light and then give you the finger when you honk your horn at them?
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quote:
Originally posted by Alchemist:
Why do people sit at green light and then give you the finger when you honk your horn at them?
Just rear end them instead. [Wink]
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Why are elections held on Tuesdays?
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If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? [Confused]
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Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?
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quote:
Originally posted by mok-mok:
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?
Ooo Ooo I know this one [Smile]

Focus
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VERY GOOD
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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
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Sooner or later doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking [Confused]
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why is there only one Monopolies Commission?!!
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Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?
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Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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why do we nail coffin lids down??? [Eek!]
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[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] good one
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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Why do banks charge you a " non sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
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HA HA HA
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""God": The word that comes after "go-cart".
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Sleeping pills with a warning notice stating 'might cause drowsiness'
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Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?
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quote:
Originally posted by mok-mok:
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?
Why do we [Eek!]
dont eat it wear it but not eat it .
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What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of a plane?
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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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Do you find it like a tasty dessert to hear that someone has been spreading rumors about you?

Does that settle sweetly in your stomach? No it does not. It takes away your appetite.

It makes you feel tense in your stomach
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If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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i have toothache and its false?
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing
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" The news and the truth are not the same thing. "
Walter Lippmann
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"Was you born in a barn "
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Why do women wear such uncomfortable shoes?
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I went to a beverage stand in the street and asked for tea. The man told me the water is cold. I then asked if he had coffee. He immediately stopped what he was doing and preceded to make me coffee with hot water .

[Confused]

I didn't say a word and enjoyed my cup of coffee. Somethings are better left alone.

[Roll Eyes]
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What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon [Confused]
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Lol, do they have seedless watermelons in Egypt?
I asked my husband about them and he looked at me like I was crazy? [Confused]
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?
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Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?
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Why is it called a Caesar's salad? Did he invent it?
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SOME PONDERINGS:


Did anybody ever really see a chicken cross the road?

If a doctor takes two aspirin, does he end up talking to himself in the morning?

Does any American know anything about what's actually in the "Patriot Act?"

Why are there no water-drinking contests?

Does anybody know why in ads for watches the hands always read 10:10?

If an adult says, "I want to go potty," should we suspect illegal drug use?
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Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
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Why do bananas grow upward and all other fruits grow downward?
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Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? [Roll Eyes]
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some of those made me laugh out loud, well done

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TY AKSHAR
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Can your face actually freeze while making ugly faces?
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