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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
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I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT,ARE THEY NOT THE SAME SUPPLY HOSPITALS RECIEVE,IF SO ARE THEY NOT AUTOMATICLY STERILIZED,MAYBE IM WRONG
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they say itchy foot, you are going to walk on strange ground,itchy palm of your hand,you are coming into money.
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Itchy eyes, gonna see a pretty gal after long time of no pretty ones ...
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Itchy nose, supposed to mean you'll get in a fight. With me it just means I'm tired.
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I ALWAYS SAY THAT WHEN I HAVE ITCHY NOSE IM GOING TO GET ANNOYED.
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My grandma always said, that if you have an itchy nose, you're getting company. [Big Grin]

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread. [Confused]
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Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
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Why do we pay tolls on the freeway?
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If you can't drink and drive why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots
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Why are movie theatres always so cold? [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
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Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

or why does your nose run and your feet smell [Confused] [Big Grin]
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If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Why did Ms. Ant decide recently not to allow Mr. Elephant to sit in front when she takes him on a bike tour?
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plzzzzzzzzzzz do tell [Eek!] [Eek!]

this is a joke right? salama [Confused]
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Can God make a rock so big and heavy that he can't lift it?
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Why is Greenland white?
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the elephant does not stop playing with the bell while she cycles...
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Why do scars never go away?
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because nobody scares them away [Wink]
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LoLll
sounds amazing [Big Grin] i love the thread
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Why the orgazm of pigs lasts 30 mins, while for humans it is soo short [Frown]
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why do we label underwear as a pair [Confused]
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What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant
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If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song [Big Grin]
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Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo
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Can God make a rock so big that He can't move it?
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Maybe can God give something usefull to do?

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“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there.”
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why we open our mouths when we put mascara ????
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If something was miss-spelled in a dictionary how would we know


GOOOD ONE YANA [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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LOL [Big Grin]
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Why are the songs that get stuck in my head always little kid songs?
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why is toilet paper scented????????
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If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
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Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If cottage cheese is made out of spoiled milk, how is it possible that it can go bad? Isn't it already bad?
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why do men have nipples?? they have no use!!!
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Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?
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How does Elmo hear? Elmo has no ears?
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Why is it we are willing to spend hours looking for the remote instead of taking two seconds to walk to the TV and use the on-board controls?
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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
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