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Topic: things to ponder
Chef Mick
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posted 13. June 2007 05:44 AM
Are people born stupid or do they have to work at it?
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Barry's Sandra
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posted 13. June 2007 08:59 PM
Why do most brides cry when they walk down the aisle?
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Chef Mick
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posted 18. June 2007 05:26 AM
If the land is free, why is someone always trying to sell me something
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Chef Mick
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posted 21. June 2007 03:50 AM
Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?
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posted 21. June 2007 04:14 AM
If we can put a man on the moon, how come we cant put them all there?
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Chef Mick
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posted 21. June 2007 05:50 AM
Do blind Eskimos have seeing -eye sled dogs?
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posted 21. June 2007 05:53 AM
What are strawberries sitting in a jar of jam saying to each other ??
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Chef Mick
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posted 24. June 2007 11:45 AM
If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?
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Chef Mick
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posted 24. June 2007 12:17 PM
How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
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Chef Mick
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posted 29. June 2007 05:41 PM
Was the only reason God gave us a shin is to find things in the dark?
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Chef Mick
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posted 01. July 2007 06:20 AM
What is the purpose of the red string on Band-Aid brand adhesive packages?
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Chef Mick
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posted 07. July 2007 08:03 AM
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
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Chef Mick
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posted 18. July 2007 04:59 AM
Why does belly button lint not match your shirt color? this ponder is for vb?
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posted 20. July 2007 07:01 AM
quote: Originally posted by mok-mok: How does one actually zip their lip? Your being rude
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Chef Mick
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posted 20. July 2007 07:09 AM
not being rude it is things to ponder thats all read the "topic"
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Chef Mick
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posted 20. July 2007 07:15 AM
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
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Chef Mick
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posted 21. July 2007 11:44 AM
heres one for you clay you like quotes???????????? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites or Why can't we make newspapers that don't smudge?
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Chef Mick
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posted 22. July 2007 09:23 AM
Why is it that when you see someone in a cast or a brace you say ouch?
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