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Momma_Dukes
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happy birthday to me
im almost 30!
i wish i was 18,
or maybe 20.

[Smile]

this is the last year of my 20's! 29!!!! oh god im panicking.

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happy birthday have a nice day
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Happy birthday MD, have a lovely day, do not panic age is just a number, it is how we feel that matters
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happy B-day MD Hope you have a great one!!!!

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happy birthday MD enjoy !!
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happy birthday looks like yr one of us now old lady.........

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your ass is so tight when you fart only a dog can hear it.when you queef only a cat can hear that one.

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quote:
Originally posted by tina kamal:
happy birthday looks like yr one of us now old lady.........

Oh, yeah, right . . . getting old . . . her worst nightmare!!! [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by cbrbddd:
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Originally posted by tina kamal:
happy birthday looks like yr one of us now old lady.........

Oh, yeah, right . . . getting old . . . her worst nightmare!!! [Big Grin]
hahahahaha i welcome it gracefuly......the older we get the more mature well in some cases .....im 37 and i feel 60 lolololol
one day i will get outa this gettin old stage maybe its metapause...

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guess its time to start lying about my age..i can wing it, all my pals tell me i look more like im 23 than 29:)


well im off to the ER...i been sick as a mutt ever since aleya came back from egypt...she had bad poopies for 2 days after and now i have something...bad headache everyday, today my abdomen feels like its on fire big time and it runs to the back of me near my kidneys...i am dizzy and stupid this weel....my bosses and co workers tell me things and i look at them like huh? as if i cant understand them and i been taking about 12 advils each day to keep the pain away.

i dont like to look sick in front of people nor go to the doctor but i cant take it anymore, its getting worse.

i hope she didnt bring me some 3rd world country plague back home.

then i read about hepatitusA and i see its spread thru poo lol...im the one who been cleaning her bum those few days she had diarhea after she got back from egypt.
i wash my hands and all constantly...so i dont know.

my stepdad is picking me up at 12 and taking me to the ER...ima OD from pain pills if i keep this up.

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get some amoidum that helps aot of the walgreens brand direaha stuff i like that the best its cherry flavored... goo dluck girl i hate gettin sick

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your ass is so tight when you fart only a dog can hear it.when you queef only a cat can hear that one.

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i dont have the runs...in fact i cant go at all and my eyes are turning yellow and my ankles are swelling up. i take my thigh highs off last night and you see this deep impression like im retaining buckets of water! and the strap from my heels made a dent in my ankles too...right thru the skin into the bone...i have boney ankles so im confused as all hell.

i never get sick either;(

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quote:
Originally posted by Momma Dukes:
i dont have the runs...in fact i cant go at all and my eyes are turning yellow and my ankles are swelling up. i take my thigh highs off last night and you see this deep impression like im retaining buckets of water! and the strap from my heels made a dent in my ankles too...right thru the skin into the bone...i have boney ankles so im confused as all hell.

i never get sick either;(

take some exlax that will clear yr **** right up........lololololololor nasty prunes that makes u go toooo
or cook some mexican food and chow that will make u do some nasty things too...

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MD sorry to inform you but the trend is to be stockingless in corp USA today.

I don't advocate for it, nor do I consider opening up a thread about your b-day and then reflecting on your bodily fluids/wastes.

Chimps used to do that often.

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Lumos would say Tina is chimps.

Does it really matter ?

Happy birthday MD.

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quote:
Originally posted by Vader:
Lumos would say Tina is chimps.

Does it really matter ?

not in a monkey's butt!!
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Happy Birthday MD, have a good one! [Wink] [Big Grin]

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3eed Melad Said Momma Dukes [Smile]

Happy Birthday! Have a great day....I thought it was great when I turned 30 and I haven't looked back (well maybe a few times, haha) [Smile]

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Wish you a Happy Birthday - celeberate well..xxx [Smile]
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quote:
Originally posted by Vader:
Lumos would say Tina is chimps.

Does it really matter ?

Happy birthday MD.

I have severe upper respiratory infections. It wakes me up at night and I have to go through a time consuming processes at night before bed in order to sleep through the night.

I could give the gory details but every US ESer has seen the musinex commercials on TV.

Next spring will be my bday, I won't announce it, never have. But it will travel down to my lungs by then, it will cause ear infections and the ears will close shut, the ears will explode and I will have dark bloo.......

That's how I celebrate my b-day but I don't tell ES about it.

Because its disguisting.

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Happy Birthday MD. You are very young - by my standards. [Wink] Enjoy life!!
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quote:
Originally posted by refreshed:
quote:
Originally posted by Vader:
Lumos would say Tina is chimps.

Does it really matter ?

Happy birthday MD.

I have severe upper respiratory infections. It wakes me up at night and I have to go through a time consuming processes at night before bed in order to sleep through the night.

I could give the gory details but every US ESer has seen the musinex commercials on TV.

Next spring will be my bday, I won't announce it, never have. But it will travel down to my lungs by then, it will cause ear infections and the ears will close shut, the ears will explode and I will have dark bloo.......

That's how I celebrate my b-day but I don't tell ES about it.

Because its disguisting.

Haha, I feel so sorry for you.

Not.

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Vader you smoke right?

What I go through is nothing like the tarballs you will be hacking up shortly.

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(_)? and cake anyone?
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quote:
Originally posted by refreshed:
Vader you smoke right?

What I go through is nothing like the tarballs you will be hacking up shortly.

My dad has been smoking for quite a while now and he doesn't go anything as bad as what you describe.

However, no I don't smoke cigarettes. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Momma Dukes:
i dont have the runs...in fact i cant go at all and my eyes are turning yellow and my ankles are swelling up. i take my thigh highs off last night and you see this deep impression like im retaining buckets of water! and the strap from my heels made a dent in my ankles too...right thru the skin into the bone...i have boney ankles so im confused as all hell.

i never get sick either;(

if your eyes are turning yellow this means you have jaundice and that is related to liver.

Hepatitis=inflamation of the liver.
Hepatitis A = infective jaundice.


Hepatitis A
Hepatitis A or infectious jaundice is an enterovirus transmitted by the orofecal route, transmitted to humans through methods such as contaminated food. It causes an acute form of hepatitis and does not have a chronic stage.
The patient’s immune system makes antibodies against hepatitis A that confer immunity against future infection. A vaccine is available that will prevent infection from hepatitis A for life.
Normally, it can be spread through personal contact, consumption of raw sea food or drinking contaminated water.
Hepatitis A is transmitted fecal-orally, generally by ingesting contaminated water or food. Strict personal hygiene and the avoidance of raw and unpeeled foods can help prevent an infection.
Infected persons already begin excreting the hepatitis A virus with their stool two weeks after the appearance of the first symptoms.
The time between the infection and the start of the illness can run from 15 to 45 days, and approximately 15% of sufferers may experience relapsing symptoms from six months to a year following initial diagnosis.
Hepatitis A is caused by the Hepatitis A Virus (abbreviated HAV). Only 3 out of 4 people with Hepatitis A have symptoms. Those symptoms may include:
Jaundice (showing up first as yellow eyes)
Dark urine
Nausea
Fever
Fatigue
Loss of appetite
Stomach ache
Vomiting
Itchiness
Ways to prevent hepatitis A include the following:
Wash hands with soap and warm water before preparing or eating food, and after sexual activity.
Keep bathrooms clean and disinfected after every use.
Cook shellfish thoroughly before eating.
Drink water from approved sources only.
Use a dental dam or sheet of plastic wrap during anilingus.
Recovery
There is no specific treatment for Hepatitis A. Sufferers are advised to rest, avoid alcohol, eat a well-balanced diet, and stay hydrated. Approximately 15% of people diagnosed with Hepatitis A may experience a symptomatic relapse for up to nine months after contracting the disease.
Young children who catch hepatitis A often have a milder form of the disease, usually lasting from 1-3 weeks, whereas adults tend to experience a much more severe form of the disease.
They are often confined to bed and minimal activity for about 4 weeks and have to stop their work for one to three months or longer. Many adults take up to 6-12 months and occasionally longer to recover entirely. Symptoms that may be experienced after the first month or two are low immunity: It is much easier to catch minor infections and for these infections to linger longer than they normally would.
Many people experience a slow but sure improvement, over this later period. They are generally able to function fairly normally, still needing more sleep and reduced athletic activity. It is common for recovering patients to experience occasional “off” days, during which they need to rest more.
Jaundice
Jaundice is a yellowing of the skin, sclera (the white of the eyes) and mucous membranes caused by increased levels of bilirubin in the human body (or the body of another red blooded animal).
When red blood cells die, the heme in their hemoglobin is converted to bilirubin in the spleen and in the hepatocytes in the liver. The bilirubin is processed by the liver, enters bile and is eventually excreted through feces.
Consequently, there are three different classes of causes for jaundice. Pre-hepatic or hemolytic causes, where too many red blood cells are broken down, hepatic causes where the processing of bilirubin in the liver does not function correctly, and post-hepatic or extrahepatic causes, where the removal of bile is disturbed.
Hepatic causes include acute hepatitis, hepatotoxicity and alcoholic liver disease, whereby cell necrosis reduces the liver’s ability to metabolise and excrete bilirubin leading to a build up in the blood.
Jaundice seen in the newborn, known as neonatal jaudice, is common, occuring in almost every newborn as hepatic machinery for the conjugation and excretion of bilirubin does not fully mature until approximately two weeks of age.

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Momma..... 30 is still a baby!!!!
Let us know how you got on at the ER...
I know you feel lousy... but.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Happy Birthday ,waiting 4 u in egypt to have ur birthday gift have a good one hun ,u are always young

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ur officialy old..sike Happy birthday.
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[Smile] [Smile] I wish you a belated happy 29th birthday ya Momma!! [Smile] [Smile]

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