Well Im new, and this part of the board is called Share Your Egyptian Experiences/Love & Marriage chat so thats what Im doing. Anybody else visit egypt and come back disappointed? looks liek all topics are about love and stuff so thought id change the tone a litt.e
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch: Well Im new, and this part of the board is called Share Your Egyptian Experiences/Love & Marriage chat so thats what Im doing. Anybody else visit egypt and come back disappointed? looks liek all topics are about love and stuff so thought id change the tone a litt.e
That is the tone.
Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
hi albino (LUV the name) ur the 1st to respond to me ru egyptian or not
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch: hi albino (LUV the name) ur the 1st to respond to me ru egyptian or not
I am not Egyptian, but my daughter is.
Won't do this a second time. And luckily I have insurance against doing the same stupid thing twice; I am repreviously married to an Egyptian (double points), have had a child, I have a clit, I am blonde hair and blue eyed (jewish devil) and quite naturally the triple points here = $49000 in student loans.
So naturally I will lay this out and a small army of stupid Amms will divide before my path like Moses and the Red Sea.
It'll be like living in a bubble, the word just has to get out that I am incredibly in debt and have a clit. Life in Cairo will be quiet for me! Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
OHHHHHHHHHHHH u have a clit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh gosh ur making me cry LOL LOL LOL LOL hehehehehehehehhehehe
(really need oxygen) i have one too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
amms= ammuniton?
bubble= is that a metaphore?
what does this word mean " clit"??
sorry I'm weak in English
Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
clit= its the piece of meat between the female genitals that is the direct cause of her physical stimulation and orgasm. i hear too many egyptian girls get it CUT OFF OUCH !
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch:
(really need oxygen) i have one too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need oxygen after an American man has gone down on you!
Believe me only an american man will give and recieve in equal proportions, if not more enthusiastically than you!
Oh I miss the American man, the only type of man there is!
Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
quote:Originally posted by Albino_Eskimo:
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch:
(really need oxygen) i have one too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need oxygen after an American man has gone down on you!
Believe me only an american man will give and recieve in equal proportions, if not more enthusiastically than you!
Oh I miss the American man, the only type of man there is!
THATS the truth !
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
american man isnt like egyptian one. Egyptian men are original, Albino_Eskimo
Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
whenever im in egypt all i see is a lot of over flirtatious under sexed brown men with their tongues hanging out. original in what way ???
Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
You've just had the wrong kind of Egyptian man. This may be TMI but my Egyptian husband is THE best at cunnilingus. He gives as good as he gets if not better. I wouldn't trade him for an American.
quote:Originally posted by Albino_Eskimo:
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch:
(really need oxygen) i have one too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need oxygen after an American man has gone down on you!
Believe me only an american man will give and recieve in equal proportions, if not more enthusiastically than you!
Oh I miss the American man, the only type of man there is!
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch: clit= its the piece of meat between the female genitals that is the direct cause of her physical stimulation and orgasm. i hear too many egyptian girls get it CUT OFF OUCH !
and millions more in Subsahran Africa of the Catholic pursuation.
Its not Islamic, but cultural. Even East African orthodox still overwhelmingly do this.
Its becoming more Christian than anything else.
I have acquaintances who are West and East African Christian who ask why I havn't had a second child with King Kong, then suggest I get the "ugly bit" removed. Well I tell them off.
I am sensitive to the political and cultural ramificatons that brought them to the USA, but I won't be a door mat to their expectations that my anatomy must be altered to suit their cultural dictations. I won't put up with it.
Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: You've just had the wrong kind of Egyptian man. This may be TMI but my Egyptian husband is THE best at cunnilingus. He gives as good as he gets if not better. I wouldn't trade him for an American any day.
quote:Originally posted by Albino_Eskimo:
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch:
(really need oxygen) i have one too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need oxygen after an American man has gone down on you!
Believe me only an american man will give and recieve in equal proportions, if not more enthusiastically than you!
Oh I miss the American man, the only type of man there is!
oh really??????????????????? might have to consider trading teams for a tester Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: You've just had the wrong kind of Egyptian man. This may be TMI but my Egyptian husband is THE best at cunnilingus. He gives as good as he gets if not better. I wouldn't trade him for an American any day.
quote:Originally posted by Albino_Eskimo:
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch:
(really need oxygen) i have one too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need oxygen after an American man has gone down on you!
Believe me only an american man will give and recieve in equal proportions, if not more enthusiastically than you!
Oh I miss the American man, the only type of man there is!
Do you live with him?
Give this a few years and when he is in the USA and settled, then report back to us.
If you have something he wants he will do exactly what you want.
I just wasn't able to hold power over my ex with the same potential you have to power over your husband.
My ex had a gold standard visa and didn't need to get married to stay in the USA or to gain citizenship. So he didn't feel compelled to please me in ways that were unnatural to him.
Which I think will make our lives as parents much more amicable and equal. In a way its a blessing but for my clit its a curse!
Madame M. its officially refered to as "tonguefucking", not cunnilingus. Who in the hell refers to it otherwise?
Posted by gentle_giant (Member # 10863) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
what does this word mean " clit"??
Joy button Willy's little sister Little man in the boat Budgie's tongue
Can it be any clearer?
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by gentle_giant:
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman:
what does this word mean " clit"??
Joy button Willy's little sister Little man in the boat Budgie's tongue
Can it be any clearer?
Oh the wisdom of the nile.... Egyptian batman its the ugly part that hangs down and becomes a penis later on in a woman's life.
The reason why western women aren't real women in the nile dictomy!
Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
Oh for the love of GOD...doesn't matter if I've lived with him full time or not...we're talking whether or not he enjoys oral sex not whether or not he's an asshole. I never asked the man for oral sex..he took it upon himself. So I guess because he wants an green card he goes down...correct? Living with a man 24/7 isn't a friggin badge of honor. I've done it. Oh and that one went down on me too....we were married 10 yrs...24/7. Do I deserve a cookie for that?
Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: Oh for the love of GOD...doesn't matter if I've lived with him full time or not...we're talking whether or not he enjoys oral sex not whether or not he's an asshole. I never asked the man for oral sex..he took it upon himself. So I guess because he wants an green card he goes down...correct? Living with a man 24/7 isn't a friggin badge of honor. I've done it. Oh and that one went down on me too....we were married 10 yrs...24/7. Do I deserve a cookie for that?
whoa! u must have a honeypot Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: Oh for the love of GOD...doesn't matter if I've lived with him full time or not...we're talking whether or not he enjoys oral sex not whether or not he's an asshole. I never asked the man for oral sex..he took it upon himself. So I guess because he wants an green card he goes down...correct? Living with a man 24/7 isn't a friggin badge of honor. I've done it. Oh and that one went down on me too....we were married 10 yrs...24/7. Do I deserve a cookie for that?
sorry it does make a huge difference if you have only spent 8 weeks or so of your life with a guy.
Do we in the US consider newly weds experts after 8 weeks? No.
I what kind of visa did your previous husband have? Some types of refugees have to wait 7 years regardless of marriage to an American or not. but being married to an American means less chance of having his refugee visa revoked.
I would never ever marry a dude who doesn't have western citizenship of some sort again. Its just to hard.
But if he does have a excellent visa in the first place then it makes the whole experience much easier. I didn't know how lucky I had it until he was naturalized, I didn't go to the ceremony but I did hear reports later on.
Somehow King Kong knew how precious his visa was and how lucky he was, marrying me put extra red tape and restrictions in his way.
Vast majority of these relationships are doomed. Ours was, and my part in the marital discord was blasting him for not moving back to Egypt immediately.
Still I can't see how you manage Madame M. the distance marriage and all. I could never do it.
Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
LOL...no just every man that I've ever been with has enjoyed oral. It's normal..right?
Posted by Psychosnatch (Member # 11917) on :
i think so but american men is my experience. do egyptian men generally avoid oral ????
Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
My first husband had his green card before we were married. He became a citizen in July 2000. We were married until 2004...I asked for the divorce..he didn't want it. I don't think that has any relevance to whether or not he or my current husband enjoy oral sex. We had oral from the first yr we were married until the last. Honeymoon stage..that's BS. If the man truly enjoys it he'll keep doing it.
I'm managing...it's not easy but I'm managing. Sure I could be living in Egypt now waiting this visa shitt out but I don't feel good about leaving my sons behind for God knows how long.
Posted by Madame M. (Member # 8386) on :
I've heard (from Egyptian men) that it's not that they avoid it..it's just that many are unexperienced and have never thought to try it. Also that some find it degrading. That doesn't mean that they don't do it. It's just not as common as here.
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch: i think so but american men is my experience. do egyptian men generally avoid oral ????
Posted by mysticheart (Member # 6838) on :
lmao, well both egyptian men i have been with have loved doing this. One is quite good at it, the other well is ok but the woman that taught him much of his experience in sex has him thinking we all like it the same. Teeth being used on the clit is not a good thing!!!!!! haha but the egyptian man that is my boyfriend now is really good at this and insists on it.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
ده انتم مش محترميين ازاي تتكلموا علي الحاجات ده عندنا الحريم الي مش محترمة هي الي بتتكلم في الحاجات ده
how dare u say all these stuff.. in our country, if a woman talks like this, we consider it unrespectable woman
Posted by cHiMpSs (Member # 11270) on :
quote:Originally posted by Madame M.: Oh for the love of GOD...doesn't matter if I've lived with him full time or not...we're talking whether or not he enjoys oral sex not whether or not he's an asshole. I never asked the man for oral sex..he took it upon himself. So I guess because he wants an green card he goes down...correct? Living with a man 24/7 isn't a friggin badge of honor. I've done it. Oh and that one went down on me too....we were married 10 yrs...24/7. Do I deserve a cookie for that?
YOU DONE ORAL oah i say NEVER HAD IT DONE MY SELF ,BUT IM DO Posted by cHiMpSs (Member # 11270) on :
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
If a woman talks like this to a man that is Batman!:-) You just don't know what women in Egypt talk about.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
u meant oral sex, that sux
we have a conservative community in Egypt. It's a shame for an Egyptian woman to get out showing any part of her body. at least in the areas i spend my times in egypt. this accounts for the strenght of egy men desire to their wives.
الرجاله حديد iron men
Posted by Charm el Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: u meant oral sex, that sux
PMSL!
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
excuse me,i'm still learning english
can anyone explain the expression to me??
what does "PMSL!" mean?
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: ده انتم مش محترميين ازاي تتكلموا علي الحاجات ده عندنا الحريم الي مش محترمة هي الي بتتكلم في الحاجات ده
how dare u say all these stuff.. in our country, if a woman talks like this, we consider it unrespectable woman
I love fresh recruits, they will say the things westernized Egyptians won't admit to.
I otherwords batman, Egyptian woman don't understand nor appreciate, nor have any experience to know what pleasureable sex is.
Thanks for the recap. Now we need a handful of male Egy-ESers to deny all what you have said and the normal BS is complete.
someone_lost, Guest of life, or anyone else want to deny strongly here? Passport wife up for grabs!
Posted by Charm el Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
sorry... its like LOL.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
quote:Originally posted by Charm el Feikh?: sorry... its like LOL.
تشكر يا ذوق thanks, gentle man Posted by Charm el Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
thats not my passport photo you know!
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
ur avatar, I dont know who this guy is. but you seem a nice guy. Excuse me, My English is bad . I'm still learning and practising.
Posted by mysticheart (Member # 6838) on :
Haha if a woman spoke like this to any man he would have her in bed really really fast that is what happens. Hopefully though she wouldnt be speaking this with any other man than her own.
Therefore, she is not being unrespectful if it is with her own man, or just general talk with other women. Its how we all learn
Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by Psychosnatch: OHHHHHHHHHHHH u have a clit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh gosh ur making me cry LOL LOL LOL LOL hehehehehehehehhehehe
(really need oxygen) i have one too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im Egy & I have mine... nobody cut it.... not everyone in Egypt does by the way... only poor uneducated people do it 4 their girls Posted by cinematic (Member # 11514) on :
quote:Originally posted by mysticheart: Haha if a woman spoke like this to any man he would have her in bed really really fast that is what happens. Hopefully though she wouldnt be speaking this with any other man than her own.
Therefore, she is not being unrespectful if it is with her own man, or just general talk with other women. Its how we all learn
I think women are talking in this thread & somehow Bat-man is so curious & got himself in the middle
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
LOL!:-)
Batman, the internet is all about being intimate in public
Posted by Albino_Eskimo (Member # 11479) on :
quote:Originally posted by Egyptian_batman: u meant oral sex, that sux
we have a conservative community in Egypt. It's a shame for an Egyptian woman to get out showing any part of her body. at least in the areas i spend my times in egypt. this accounts for the strenght of egy men desire to their wives.
الرجاله حديد iron men
So he wants her because she can't stand him sexually?
Now using Bat-man as a guide a 22 year old boy who is supposed to be of a more enlightened generation and all, this shows the attitudes won't change towards female sexuality. Not in another 3,000 years.
Posted by Egyptian_batman (Member # 11915) on :
sex is part of love ya mama. Don't u know? ما تعرفيش ولا ايه يا حبيبتي
ايوة متنورين الحمد لله بس ده مش نخلي بناتنا و اخواتنا ما فيش خشي و لا حياء
I wonder where shyness went to talk to such a topic in public. here in the arabic forum women talk about these topics in a partion of forum protected by password not public
So he wants her because she can't stand him sexually? what a strange Question. Egyptian man wants a woman because a man needs a woman and a woman needs a man. in sexual stuff and others. Sex is omportant point and the more the strong the man the more the happiness woman are. what's wrong in this|
Posted by Demiana (Member # 2710) on :
Sex is a twoway street, one should try and ask each other not assume or pretend.
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