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Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
To our agony yes we use it on the bikini area, actually on the hole carpet
if you like. Yes Egyptian men want their women to have a Brazililian, while they can run around with their stinky pubic rainforests untroubled.
Don't worry, you get used to it. After about 500 uses the pain becomes bearable.

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My, you just made me laugh sooooooo much, you have a wonderful sense of humor!

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Originally posted by Fajr:

5. Tell him all about the history you have of men using you and being left the victim.

Best of Luck,
Fajr

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Hi, Fajr, welcome to ES. Thanks for publishing the guidelines here of how to catch a great Egyptian guy.

But Point 5 I sincerely need to correct:

The best thing is not to mention anything about other men. Confess to maximal one relationship as a woman since you don't want to come around as "easy", so mention hardly experience with the male species.

Thats always the best way and don't forget deep inside every Egyptian man wants to have a "virgin" to make his wife.

And if you still are - thats even better!!!!

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Originally posted by catlover:
No wonder I couldn't find it - I had spelt it wrong! Do egyptian women put that stuff on their bikini area? Do egyptian men expect to see no hair or like a brazilian or what (just curious!)or does it vary?

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Oh good God don't you know?

Hmm, okay why hasn't anyone bothered to explain this to her?

I mean honey, you every wonder why the men scratch down there so much? I mean it isn't just heat rash.

And from what I understand its required.

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Originally posted by sonomod:
Oh boy, if I was in your position my first reaction would be to bite someone's shins.

I'd go for that woman who rejected you because you are dark. Yup, I can hear her scream now!

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Originally posted by odiab84:
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Elbet beida bieda bieda..elbet bieda wana a3mel eih??

which means 'the girls is white..white..white.......the girl is white and what can I do'

No comment

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Originally posted by sonomod:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by odiab84:
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It was supposed to be a sad face.....but something wrong had happened!!

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Originally posted by odiab84:
It was supposed to be a sad face.....but something wrong had happened!!

Plz get me out of your head..thanx

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oh the boyhood wonder needs a lesson in BBC code.

No now that you've made that remark I'll be thinking about all those stupid boys I used to beat up as a girl.

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Originally posted by sonomod:
oh the boyhood wonder needs a lesson in BBC code.

No now that you've made that remark I'll be thinking about all those stupid boys I used to beat up as a girl.

Oh fond memories of beating up boys. Yumm!

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Originally posted by odiab84:
Elsabr ya rab !!!!

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ma m7aba illa ba3d 3adawa, you should feel flattered

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Originally posted by Troubles101:
ma m7aba illa ba3d 3adawa, you should feel flattered

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Originally posted by odiab84:
flattered?? loool.. if this is her way of falttering .. it really doesn't work with me

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Its not flaterry, I am a man hater. And remembering the blissful days when I could empty my agression out on a guy is a blissful memory. Has nothing to do with him. Sheesh!

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Originally posted by sonomod:
Its not flaterry, I am a man hater. And remembering the blissful days when I could empty my agression out on a guy is a blissful memory. Has nothing to do with him. Sheesh!

WTF, are you that dense?

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Ofcourse I can see you are a man hater...It's very obvious...but me and Troubles were trying to turn it into a joke intead of turning it into a fight.

PEACE

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Originally posted by odiab84:
Ofcourse I can see you are a man hater...It's very obvious...but me and Troubles were trying to turn it into a joke intead of turning it into a fight.

PEACE

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Originally posted by odiab84:
flattered?? loool.. if this is her way of falttering .. it really doesn't work with me

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Boss ya man, I had this friend who hated a girl and she hated him to death. They made jokes of each other and said all kind of bad words. Today they are married with young little boy.

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Originally posted by sonomod:

yeah and sneaking in misri-arabi under a khawagaas nose isn't exactly peace keeping.

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1-Elsabr ya rab = Oh god, give me patience

2-La ma7aba ela ba3d 3adawa = is an egypian proverb and it means "love always comes after hatred'

the second one is trouble's words not mine.

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Originally posted by Troubles101:
Boss ya man, I had this friend who hated a girl and she hated him to death. They made jokes of each other and said all kind of bad words. Today they are married with young little boy.

Give it a chance, you never know what the future hides for you both

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Originally posted by odiab84:
me and sonomod get married?? you're talking now about certain death. no troubles, I don't want to be murdered by my wife while I am sleeping . I really don't want to end my life that way. thanx for the try. waiting for sonomod's comment.

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Wallahy mish asde gawaz, enta 3ayez twadeny fe dahya wala eh! I would never suggest marriage but sometimes some hated relations turn different way, be that marriage or friendship or even adoption, only God knows.

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Originally posted by odiab84:
1-Elsabr ya rab = Oh god, give me patience

2-La ma7aba ela ba3d 3adawa = is an egypian proverb and it means "love always comes after hatred'

the second one is trouble's words not mine.

hope you feel better know

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Hey don't do that again! how can we torture her now?

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Originally posted by Troubles101:

But really, Sono is not that lethal, she talks much but look she didn't claw her husband..............until now

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Now physical consequences are not effective on me neither him. I have found other ways of making him miserable, only after watching the effects of his efforts to make my life hell.

And diab is still a child, at least a decade younger than me. If I can't handle watching a man my age grow up, what makes it possible for me to endure the unnatural act of a boy diabs age facing the 'facts of life'?

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Originally posted by Penny:
Chatting to my beautician the other day she told me she was going on an advanced waxing course. Naturally I asked what was advanced waxing, well it was to learn how to do Brazillian and Hollywood waxing as there is so much demand for it now. Poor girl has got to go with another friend so they can learn on each other. I understand the Brazillian does not removed everything but the Hollywood does.
Catlover if your man is a Muslim then it will be the Hollywood that you need.

We laughed about this all on a thread before and came to the conclusion that there was not a man alive that was man enough for this waxing as yes for sure they have to remove all hair in the pubic area as well. I think the men either shave or use creams to remove the hair.

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Oh do the men remove all theirs too?
Is this a religious thing removing all hair?

My man is a virgin and if all porn is 'western' how will he know what to expect and what will he know about women?

I read somewhere there's no sex education in Egypt - how does one raise the subject of 'the wrong time of the month' - is there a correct way to do it? How do Egyptians refer to it?

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Originally posted by catlover:
Oh do the men remove all theirs too?
Is this a religious thing removing all hair?

****Yes to both if he is Muslim, but for a man not the arms, legs, or chest hair ******

I read somewhere there's no sex education in Egypt - how does one raise the subject of 'the wrong time of the month' - is there a correct way to do it? How do Egyptians refer to it?

***** he will have learnt about this from his religion as he is not allowed to have sex when the woman is having her period, it is considered unclean******

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Originally posted by catlover:
Oh do the men remove all theirs too?
Is this a religious thing removing all hair?

My man is a virgin and if all porn is 'western' how will he know what to expect and what will he know about women?

I read somewhere there's no sex education in Egypt - how does one raise the subject of 'the wrong time of the month' - is there a correct way to do it? How do Egyptians refer to it?

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Hi catlover!

Just to add to what the others said, yes, it is a “religious thing” to remove hair. All Muslim women and men should cut their nails, remove the hair from their pubic region and under arm at least every forty days and man should also shave their moustaches (as growing a beard and moustache is a religious thing too).

It is also a religious thing to remain a virgin until after marriage, as it is also not to be alone in private or touch with any one of the opposite sex who you are not closely related to by blood or marriage. Muslim men are generally well aware about the menstrual cycle as they know that it is forbidden for them to have intercourse with their wives at that time and that Muslim women don’t pray then, so it is referred to as “being on holiday” i.e. from prayer, but many men would be shy to discuss the details due to cultural reasons. The men prepare themselves for marriage by asking other men a lot of questions and the rest happens by instinct, as it has done since the beginning of time. The human race managed to procreate long before western porn!

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I like her roasted and crunchy..... no kidding

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How would you know? Arent you still a virgin?

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How would you know? Arent you still a virgin?

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Originally posted by sonomod:
How would you know? Arent you still a virgin?

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Originally posted by newcomer:
Hi catlover!

Just to add to what the others said, yes, it is a “religious thing” to remove hair. All Muslim women and men should cut their nails, remove the hair from their pubic region and under arm at least every forty days and man should also shave their moustaches (as growing a beard and moustache is a religious thing too).

It is also a religious thing to remain a virgin until after marriage, as it is also not to be alone in private or touch with any one of the opposite sex who you are not closely related to by blood or marriage. Muslim men are generally well aware about the menstrual cycle as they know that it is forbidden for them to have intercourse with their wives at that time and that Muslim women don’t pray then, so it is referred to as “being on holiday” i.e. from prayer, but many men would be shy to discuss the details due to cultural reasons. The men prepare themselves for marriage by asking other men a lot of questions and the rest happens by instinct, as it has done since the beginning of time. The human race managed to procreate long before western porn!

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Assalamu alaykum 7aya,
I just checked out a couple of fatwa sites for you to let you see the ruling on this:
http://63.175.194.25/index.php?ln=eng&ds=qa&lv=browse&QR=2602&dgn=4 http://63.175.194.25/index.php?ln=eng&ds=qa&lv=browse&QR=5123&dgn=4 http://63.175.194.25/index.php?ln=eng&ds=qa&lv=browse&QR=451&dgn=4 http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite ?cid=1119503543336&pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaEAskTheScholar

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we alekum el salam newcomer, i got my information from a book called "al mufsil feeh a7kam el mr2a wa el beit el muslim." thanks for the websites

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Originally posted by 7aya:
no i don't think so. yes a woman should be hairless, but no one specified the pubic area except if you are going to do a umra or hajj. as for the men i never ever heard of anything that says that pubic hair should be removed.

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Originally posted by catlover:
OK ladies - I did it - what about the terrible zits that result?

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ROFL...

It's not fair that no one warned you in advance!

It helps to wipe the area with alcohol before & after use, then wash it quickly with running cold water.

Indeed, you have to do it several times before they cease to appear..

Sorry I was laughing..

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Originally posted by catlover:
OK ladies - I did it - what about the terrible zits that result? Do we have a magic and quick solution for those? My sister used to do this for a pervy boyfriend apparently - she says they go if you keep doing it.
God willing I don't get run over by a bus in the next couple of weeks.... I hope my mother never sees me like this

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LOL LOL Welcome to the club catlover!! I know it is strange at first but I bet after a while you will never want to go back the other way.
It's a bit like the Egyptian toilets, you know the ones with the jet washes! once you get used to them you never want to use paper again. I am seriously thinking of trying to get my UK one's changed. So does anyone in the UK know where you can get one??

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Originally posted by Penny:
I am seriously thinking of trying to get my UK one's changed. So does anyone in the UK know where you can get one??

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Originally posted by Penny:
It's a bit like the Egyptian toilets, you know the ones with the jet washes! once you get used to them you never want to use paper again. I am seriously thinking of trying to get my UK one's changed. So does anyone in the UK know where you can get one??

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My sister lives in California & managed to find herself an Egyptian plumber to do the "jet wash" for her.. "jet wash", sounds so chic haha!

In the UK there is something called the "muslim directory" it is availible in most mosques and islamic book shop.

Then check in the "classified" section, there are many companies that will install it for you.

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Originally posted by Penny:
I am seriously thinking of trying to get my UK one's changed. So does anyone in the UK know where you can get one??

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Originally posted by MyKingdomForATaba2Koshari:
My sister lives in California & managed to find herself an Egyptian plumber to do the "jet wash" for her.. "jet wash", sounds so chic haha!

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Originally posted by sonomod:

Now physical consequences are not effective on me neither him. I have found other ways of making him miserable, only after watching the effects of his efforts to make my life hell.

And diab is still a child, at least a decade younger than me. If I can't handle watching a man my age grow up, what makes it possible for me to endure the unnatural act of a boy diabs age facing the 'facts of life'?

I really don't have the patience anymore.

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Originally posted by odiab84:
from where did u know my age, and do u mean facts of life..or facts of marriage?? because I think that I've faced more facts in life than you did...but if you're talking about facts of marriage..then you win

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I know I have you beat hands down on 'facts of life' as well. I can guarantee it.

Adversity is something I understand will be there untill I reach a certain amount of professional and financial success.

I don't want to get into specifics but I know you haven't face the turmoil and difficulties that I have. Most of it when I was younger, born out of choices I didn't have the right to make.

So don't go there, I know you won't be able to match my list of denegrating circumstances, most people can't.

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Originally posted by odiab84:
from where did u know my age, and do u mean facts of life..or facts of marriage?? because I think that I've faced more facts in life than you did...but if you're talking about facts of marriage..then you win

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And what you don't understand is the adversity I endured was carefully sorted and arranged. Meant to keep the family's reputation intact while devouring mine. A permenant mark on you that everyone from your socail class can see and avoid like lepracy.

It takes a special kind of parent, community and arrogance to create such a tactic/crutch. Its meant to keep the others inline and continue the status quo.

Techniques so no one can take responsibility for and a senstive person with unique pinchent for 'right and wrong' will cave into. It takes talent to be a WASP, the kind of wicked evil tendancy to emaciate, crush and strangle whatever life is in a youth.

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Originally posted by odiab84:
from where did u know my age, and do u mean facts of life..or facts of marriage?? because I think that I've faced more facts in life than you did...but if you're talking about facts of marriage..then you win

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And besides you are a student in Cairo, meaning you are younger than 24. And no student in Egypt is allowed to work, let alone live in a place of their own.

Survival skills, how many people in Cairo who are your age, a college student, with daily access to a computer really knows what struggle means?

I am not so naive in this respect. I have read sociological/anthropological reports on the current state of poverty in Cairo. And you have never experienced it.

Probably never will.

But in your eyes, like many other young men in Egypt, a westerner like myself has to have every advantage and opportunity that you yourself would not.

I can't tell you how wrong you are in your fatalism.