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ohhh yea, telling someone the truth, in a relationship that was the original subject. I forgot too. Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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What puzzles me is all those ladies who come online to tell us every single detail about their private lives and expect us to keep our mouth shut about it.
Would you just listen to yourselves for a moment?
"I met this guy online 3 days ago and now we're married and expecting our second child but he won't let me meet his mom because the building where she lives will collapse on our heads any moment now. I hope to get him a visa as soon as he gets out of jail for drug possession. Does anyone know how I can get him to brush his teeth because he smells disgusting on MSN? Alhamdulillah I found God and I am now Muslim and never drink or flash my flaps. I wear a 35-piece burqini. I am leaving my kids from a previous marriage to their fate and flying half the world to be with my husband. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. My children can wait but it's a long story so they can wait long. I broke with my parents because they found dead people under my bed and want me to clean my house. IT'S MY HOUSE AND I'M DONE. How can we make sweet because my husband likes me shaved. That was a big sacrifice I'm telling ya; letting go of my moustache and all. He wants to call our baby Rehab. But that reminds me of where I grew up- and it wasn't a happy time. He's illiterate but I found him a job with a 50-figure salary as the right hand of Bill Gates- because Mr. Gates is too busy to wipe his own butt. Does anyone know how to send money to Shebin el-Crap? His uncle's neighbor's wife's grandmother is sick and needs money for an operation. Who are you to judge me ya losers? Jeez what a bunch of ***** on this site".
"Oh and I'm 56 and he's 12 and really next time we want a boy. Do you know how we can get a boy? I heard if he wore a sock on his head it would work. Anyone knows more tips, bitches?"
"And has anyone experienced this? I have a tree sticking out of my vagina. The drinking water in Egypt is horrible I'm telling ya. I went to the biggest Gynecologist in Egypt, Dr. Gofurself, and he said trees coming out of vaginae are due to the drinking water. He said no need to check my husband because from the look on his face he could tell the water ruined his appendix and coccyx. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. But the tree is really in the way right now".
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quote:Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual: What puzzles me is all those ladies who come online to tell us every single detail about their private lives and expect us to keep our mouth shut about it.
Would you just listen to yourselves for a moment?
"I met this guy online 3 days ago and now we're married and expecting our second child but he won't let me meet his mom because the building where she lives will collapse on our heads any moment now. I hope to get him a visa as soon as he gets out of jail for drug possession. Does anyone know how I can get him to brush his teeth because he smells disgusting on MSN? Alhamdulillah I found God and I am now Muslim and never drink or flash my flaps. I wear a 35-piece burqini. I am leaving my kids from a previous marriage to their fate and flying half the world to be with my husband. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. My children can wait but it's a long story so they can wait long. I broke with my parents because they found dead people under my bed and want me to clean my house. IT'S MY HOUSE AND I'M DONE. How can we make sweet because my husband likes me shaved. That was a big sacrifice I'm telling ya; letting go of my moustache and all. He wants to call our baby Rehab. But that reminds me of where I grew up- and it wasn't a happy time. He's illiterate but I found him a job with a 50-figure salary as the right hand of Bill Gates- because Mr. Gates is too busy to wipe his own butt. Does anyone know how to send money to Shebin el-Crap? His uncle's neighbor's wife's grandmother is sick and needs money for an operation. Who are you to judge me ya losers? Jeez what a bunch of ***** on this site".
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Standing ovation for MK! That sums it all up perfectly. Bravo. Posts: 2953 | From: Slightly south of Azkaban. | Registered: Aug 2006
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Thanks, MK - I was just about remaining in control, but the sock reference just tipped me over the edge Posts: 463 | From: Other side of nowhere | Registered: Jun 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Pink cherry: I know someone having an online 'romance' I was told this guy was going to marry this this girl, without even meeting her. And they did at Christmas, the lady spending a week in Egypt...One week!!!!!! The only thing was he had been writing to a friend of mine the same time as writing to her. My friend had no intention of taking up his offer of love and marriage she just wanted to have a wide mix of friends. I wanted so much to worn this woman, and that it would be wise to slow down and get to know the guy and Egypt. But after reading some of her thoughts and ideas on this and other sites, I conclude she is a bit of a control freak and would not listen to anyone who might have more information,than she would like to hear. I have watched others on here try to advise her.....Now I will just stay in the back ground with my mouth firmly shut
Just curious....how is your mouth firmly shut? Seems like you have some passive agressive behavior if you ask me. Why would you say anything at all on a public forum where you know this woman frequents instead of telling her directly in an indescreet fashion?
Perhaps maybe because by posting this out in the open you can try to shock her and make it seem as though her husband was decieving her before they were married, when in reality they could have already discussed this other person amoung tons of other issues before tying the knot?
Why do this at all to embarass the person in a public manner, unless perhaps your own situation is so depressing that maybe you want to try to bring others down with you? Pretty low and disgusting if you ask me.
Posts: 1808 | From: USA | Registered: Aug 2006
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quote:Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual: What puzzles me is all those ladies who come online to tell us every single detail about their private lives and expect us to keep our mouth shut about it.
Would you just listen to yourselves for a moment?
"I met this guy online 3 days ago and now we're married and expecting our second child but he won't let me meet his mom because the building where she lives will collapse on our heads any moment now. I hope to get him a visa as soon as he gets out of jail for drug possession. Does anyone know how I can get him to brush his teeth because he smells disgusting on MSN? Alhamdulillah I found God and I am now Muslim and never drink or flash my flaps. I wear a 35-piece burqini. I am leaving my kids from a previous marriage to their fate and flying half the world to be with my husband. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. My children can wait but it's a long story so they can wait long. I broke with my parents because they found dead people under my bed and want me to clean my house. IT'S MY HOUSE AND I'M DONE. How can we make sweet because my husband likes me shaved. That was a big sacrifice I'm telling ya; letting go of my moustache and all. He wants to call our baby Rehab. But that reminds me of where I grew up- and it wasn't a happy time. He's illiterate but I found him a job with a 50-figure salary as the right hand of Bill Gates- because Mr. Gates is too busy to wipe his own butt. Does anyone know how to send money to Shebin el-Crap? His uncle's neighbor's wife's grandmother is sick and needs money for an operation. Who are you to judge me ya losers? Jeez what a bunch of ***** on this site".
"Oh and I'm 56 and he's 12 and really next time we want a boy. Do you know how we can get a boy? I heard if he wore a sock on his head it would work. Anyone knows more tips, bitches?"
"And has anyone experienced this? I have a tree sticking out of my vagina. The drinking water in Egypt is horrible I'm telling ya. I went to the biggest Gynecologist in Egypt, Dr. Gofurself, and he said trees coming out of vaginae are due to the drinking water. He said no need to check my husband because from the look on his face he could tell the water ruined his appendix and coccyx. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. But the tree is really in the way right now".
LOL Omg, can I please be the first to nominate this post as best post of all time on ES? Please.....(I'm wiping tears...) Posts: 13440 | Registered: Feb 2006
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quote:Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual: What puzzles me is all those ladies who come online to tell us every single detail about their private lives and expect us to keep our mouth shut about it.
Would you just listen to yourselves for a moment?
"I met this guy online 3 days ago and now we're married and expecting our second child but he won't let me meet his mom because the building where she lives will collapse on our heads any moment now. I hope to get him a visa as soon as he gets out of jail for drug possession. Does anyone know how I can get him to brush his teeth because he smells disgusting on MSN? Alhamdulillah I found God and I am now Muslim and never drink or flash my flaps. I wear a 35-piece burqini. I am leaving my kids from a previous marriage to their fate and flying half the world to be with my husband. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. My children can wait but it's a long story so they can wait long. I broke with my parents because they found dead people under my bed and want me to clean my house. IT'S MY HOUSE AND I'M DONE. How can we make sweet because my husband likes me shaved. That was a big sacrifice I'm telling ya; letting go of my moustache and all. He wants to call our baby Rehab. But that reminds me of where I grew up- and it wasn't a happy time. He's illiterate but I found him a job with a 50-figure salary as the right hand of Bill Gates- because Mr. Gates is too busy to wipe his own butt. Does anyone know how to send money to Shebin el-Crap? His uncle's neighbor's wife's grandmother is sick and needs money for an operation. Who are you to judge me ya losers? Jeez what a bunch of ***** on this site".
"Oh and I'm 56 and he's 12 and really next time we want a boy. Do you know how we can get a boy? I heard if he wore a sock on his head it would work. Anyone knows more tips, bitches?"
"And has anyone experienced this? I have a tree sticking out of my vagina. The drinking water in Egypt is horrible I'm telling ya. I went to the biggest Gynecologist in Egypt, Dr. Gofurself, and he said trees coming out of vaginae are due to the drinking water. He said no need to check my husband because from the look on his face he could tell the water ruined his appendix and coccyx. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. But the tree is really in the way right now".
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME FROM LAUGHING??????????????????
Posts: 8794 | From: 01-20-09 The End of an Error | Registered: Dec 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Pink cherry: I know someone having an online 'romance' I was told this guy was going to marry this this girl, without even meeting her. And they did at Christmas, the lady spending a week in Egypt...One week!!!!!! The only thing was he had been writing to a friend of mine the same time as writing to her. My friend had no intention of taking up his offer of love and marriage she just wanted to have a wide mix of friends. I wanted so much to worn this woman, and that it would be wise to slow down and get to know the guy and Egypt. But after reading some of her thoughts and ideas on this and other sites, I conclude she is a bit of a control freak and would not listen to anyone who might have more information,than she would like to hear. I have watched others on here try to advise her.....Now I will just stay in the back ground with my mouth firmly shut
Just curious....how is your mouth firmly shut? Seems like you have some passive agressive behavior if you ask me. Why would you say anything at all on a public forum where you know this woman frequents instead of telling her directly in an indescreet fashion?
Perhaps maybe because by posting this out in the open you can try to shock her and make it seem as though her husband was decieving her before they were married, when in reality they could have already discussed this other person amoung tons of other issues before tying the knot?
Why do this at all to embarass the person in a public manner, unless perhaps your own situation is so depressing that maybe you want to try to bring others down with you? Pretty low and disgusting if you ask me.
Seems like Cherry is keeping her mouth shut now. She can't stand the heat? She only posts drive-by attacks and then goes off to spread more nasty bullshi!?
If you are all trying for The Most Vile and Malicious award, you've won.
Doodlebug, these nasty wenches are so not worth it.
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quote:Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual: What puzzles me is all those ladies who come online to tell us every single detail about their private lives and expect us to keep our mouth shut about it.
Would you just listen to yourselves for a moment?
"I met this guy online 3 days ago and now we're married and expecting our second child but he won't let me meet his mom because the building where she lives will collapse on our heads any moment now. I hope to get him a visa as soon as he gets out of jail for drug possession. Does anyone know how I can get him to brush his teeth because he smells disgusting on MSN? Alhamdulillah I found God and I am now Muslim and never drink or flash my flaps. I wear a 35-piece burqini. I am leaving my kids from a previous marriage to their fate and flying half the world to be with my husband. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. My children can wait but it's a long story so they can wait long. I broke with my parents because they found dead people under my bed and want me to clean my house. IT'S MY HOUSE AND I'M DONE. How can we make sweet because my husband likes me shaved. That was a big sacrifice I'm telling ya; letting go of my moustache and all. He wants to call our baby Rehab. But that reminds me of where I grew up- and it wasn't a happy time. He's illiterate but I found him a job with a 50-figure salary as the right hand of Bill Gates- because Mr. Gates is too busy to wipe his own butt. Does anyone know how to send money to Shebin el-Crap? His uncle's neighbor's wife's grandmother is sick and needs money for an operation. Who are you to judge me ya losers? Jeez what a bunch of ***** on this site".
"Oh and I'm 56 and he's 12 and really next time we want a boy. Do you know how we can get a boy? I heard if he wore a sock on his head it would work. Anyone knows more tips, bitches?"
"And has anyone experienced this? I have a tree sticking out of my vagina. The drinking water in Egypt is horrible I'm telling ya. I went to the biggest Gynecologist in Egypt, Dr. Gofurself, and he said trees coming out of vaginae are due to the drinking water. He said no need to check my husband because from the look on his face he could tell the water ruined his appendix and coccyx. I WANT MY HUSBAND. GIVE ME MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. But the tree is really in the way right now".
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME FROM LAUGHING??????????????????
Me, too. I have copy and saved this to my pc, if I get into a bad mood I can just read it anytime and get a big .
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Talking of, ''nasty wenches''it's too too funny that Doodlebug appeared on this thread. La la la. Me thinks Pink Cherry struck a nerve. Posts: 2953 | From: Slightly south of Azkaban. | Registered: Aug 2006
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I had posted from my personal experience. As it turns out (after reading through this thread again) there could be a resemblance to others who have written on here.
As I say I do not know either by mail, or in person anyone on here. Therefore I feel all your bitter comments are misplaced about me
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quote:Originally posted by SayWhatYouSee: Talking of, ''nasty wenches''it's too too funny that Doodlebug appeared on this thread. La la la. Me thinks Pink Cherry struck a nerve.
I think you have a point there.. Posts: 643 | From: Over there | Registered: Aug 2007
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OMG...MK, your post is spot on! hilarious!!!
i have a question...is one's life actually RUINED by a cheating spouse??? cause if so, i might as well cash my chips in now and head for the spirit in the sky. ruined?? that's a big word. i mean, my hair got ruined once at prom because of the rain. that sucked - there was no fixing that up-do. but my life? RUINED by a cheating man? ha! as if.
we all go thru heartaches and heartbreaks...many of us cheat, many of us are cheated on...it's not the end of the world...these are all learning experiences...yes, they can hurt, but we do get over them...and children (i think there was mention at one point that kid(s) were involved??) ...children are resilient...they get thru it too...look at someone like Dave Pelzer...if he could get thru his life of terrible abuse, i think we can get thru some cheating spouses!
the heck with it...if you care enough to tell a friend you think their spouse is cheating or that their situation is unhealthy...speak up! it's not going to end an everlasting friendship; a real and strong friendship...
anyway, those are my two piastres!
back to work!
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quote:Originally posted by SayWhatYouSee: Talking of, ''nasty wenches''it's too too funny that Doodlebug appeared on this thread. La la la. Me thinks Pink Cherry struck a nerve.
I think you have a point there..
that's bull that you don't know anyone and you know it. I know EXACTLY who you are. I'll leave it at that out of respect for both my husband and yours.
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quote:Originally posted by Pink cherry: I know someone having an online 'romance' I was told this guy was going to marry this this girl, without even meeting her. And they did at Christmas, the lady spending a week in Egypt...One week!!!!!! The only thing was he had been writing to a friend of mine the same time as writing to her. My friend had no intention of taking up his offer of love and marriage she just wanted to have a wide mix of friends. I wanted so much to worn this woman, and that it would be wise to slow down and get to know the guy and Egypt. But after reading some of her thoughts and ideas on this and other sites, I conclude she is a bit of a control freak and would not listen to anyone who might have more information,than she would like to hear. I have watched others on here try to advise her.....Now I will just stay in the back ground with my mouth firmly shut
Oh my, Mrs Aggressive - Doodlebugs is saying that this must be about her? Surely, her Egyptian wouldn't have had cyber relations with that woman , so why the big drama? According to the Doodle, her twice-met husband should have had his visa about now. She assured MK that he would be with her in a month or two . Two weeks to go and he will be starting the near six figure job she has lined up for him. Some people are never happy, it seems. Posts: 2953 | From: Slightly south of Azkaban. | Registered: Aug 2006
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You've slipped quite a bit yourself, Doodle - as those on VJ are happy to point out. A near six figure salary on ES drops 60k between message boards!
Doodlebug VJ, '' I fully intend on supporting him for a good year or so. His first job here will most likely bring home about $40k/year...''
You truly are one of the most foolish women ever to have posted here. Have you booked and paid for his flight yet? Better be quick, he has what, two weeks to go, according to what you told ES? Or did you just make that up too?
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I'm not playing with you this month hon I wish you all the best and happiness that this world can give you. I really mean that.
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Oh, you really don't! I guess that is a no then - Doodle's part-time barber, part-time beauty products salesman hasn't got a visa. Drat, you'll just have to pay some illegal immigrant to fix your hair and mow the lawn, until he arrives. Is that omelette on your face, Doodle?
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so why the big drama? According to the Doodle, her twice-met husband should have had his visa about now. She assured MK that he would be with her in a month or two . Two weeks to go and he will be starting the near six figure job she has lined up for him. Some people are never happy, it seems. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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