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seabreeze
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Bumper Sticker Snickers

If At First You Don't Succeed ... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

My 401K is now a 101K.

FILTHY STINKING RICH (2 out of 3 ain't bad).

Sure, I know Jack Sh*t, I divorced him.

100% Genuine American B*tch.

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he shouldn't have made them out of meat.

If you can't treat me like a lady, f*ck off.

Men have feelings too, but who really cares?

I'm the boss, my wife SAID I could be!

My wife keeps saying I never listen to her....or something like that.

If you think I'm a wimp, my wife will kick your a**.

Don't be sexist, broads hate that.

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I love God, it's his fans I can't stand.

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Desertgirl
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Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
Bumper Sticker Snickers

If you can't treat me like a lady, f*ck off.

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young at heart
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If you can read this, I've lost my caravan.

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seabreeze
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Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!!

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This car is protected by Anti-Theft sticker.

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I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving.

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seabreeze
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My horn isn't working, watch for middle finger.

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tina m
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if you can see this sticker>> yr too fuckin close

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your ass is so tight when you fart only a dog can hear it.when you queef only a cat can hear that one.

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Superwoman
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I used to have one on my first car that said:

'I'm naked from the waist down'

...it really wouldn't go down too well now [Big Grin]

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seabreeze
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LOL Mrs. I can imagine that bumper sticker with your hijab! [Eek!]

I did see someone here the other day with an (obviously imported car) and the bumper sticker said I GOT GAME...the man driving was old with a very big grey beard, galabeya and the little white hat. I laughed so hard I was almost in tears. [Big Grin]

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Superwoman
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'I GOT GAME' ? What does that mean?

This post reminded me of when I was 13, I went on holiday with my friend and her family (had my first proper kiss on that holiday! lol), anyway, we drove all the way to the beach in the back of my friends dad's LADA, reading the two stickers on the back of his car in a funny voice. they were:
'my other car's a porsche' and 'dont come too close I hardly know you'

They're not even that funny, but 23 years later I can still remember the voice we were using and just giggaling constantly - we always did that! [Smile]

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Pothead_Barbie
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i hate bumper stickers... i get so mad when i see someone driving a hot new car and they already got it all fukked up with stupid stickers. how retarded can you get!!! it reminds me of corny ass soccer mom stuff and that is a nightmare for me.
the closest thing i have is my license plate which reads, 'BLYDNCR'.

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Alchemist
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Keep honkin' I'm reloading.

Frodo failed, Bush has the ring.

One nation, under surveillance.

Born ok the first time.

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

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seabreeze
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Mrs, I GOT GAME means someone has a certain skill or talent, in this case it means he's a player. [Wink]

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