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naya
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A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

If you give her sperm, she will give you a child.
If you give her a house, she will make it a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back! [Smile]

So true, isn't it?

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What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one [Wink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama:
What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one [Wink]

Then she will give you her hand (to put the ring on it) [Smile]
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quote:
Originally posted by naya:
A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

If you give her sperm, she will give you a child.
If you give her a house, she will make it a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back! [Smile]

So true, isn't it?

[Big Grin] [Wink]
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quote:
Originally posted by naya:
A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

If you give her sperm, she will give you a child.
If you give her a house, she will make it a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you lunch.
If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

So, if you give her s**t, be ready to get tons of it back! [Smile]

So true, isn't it?

ROFL..... so full of wisdom!! [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama:
What about if you give her 'every finger on a hand is different' what can we do with that one [Wink]

I Give em one finger back [Big Grin] [Wink]
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I give it back ...
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A woman's nature is to multiply, augment or enlarge everything you give to her:

So why don't our men give us all their money? Surely this is logic [Wink] Come to think of it if my man gives me all his money i will enlarge my vast clothes, shoe and handbag collection [Big Grin] Maybe this is not such a good idea [Eek!]

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If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by 54321:
If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

so you are a man [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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quote:
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Originally posted by 54321:
If this is true. Then I understand why everyday we find spam emails saying " Enlarge your manhood" this means they take it from men and give it to women [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

so you are a man [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
I expected this reply from you [Smile] yes, I think I'm [Wink]
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you just made my day. i got something right today [Razz] [Smile]
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Wow..at first I intended not to inform u in order to see your impression in the next meeting we join but you got it! is it a good or bad surprise [Smile]
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very nice surprise we need more men on here with humor and tell ya a little secret, i always knew you were a man, i felt it. anywho thanks for sharing, and i wont be going to any meetings anytime soon, i am in the USA [Cool]
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Ohh, you met my good surprise with a bad one [Frown] anyway it won't be a secret unless you tell me how you knew or felt it [Smile]
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different things you say and how you say them, btw whats the bad one [Confused]
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It's that you won't attend the next meeting [Wink]

I think Naya wants to kill us now because we dominated her thread [Smile]

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sorry naya, well start another thread [Smile]
can you cook? [Big Grin] btw i dont think ill be missed at that meeting , but sure would love to meet all you guys and gals

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aren't you all like that [Big Grin]
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