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Well we know that the 'screwing' phase must come to an end some day..guess its time for the 'companion' portion of our lives..are you ready for that ? I know it sounds silly, but we must all face reality some time.
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i think my time has come to an end i am looking now purly for companionship..i wouldnt know what to do with a dick now if it was in my hand..
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Rofl @ Dzosser many a great tune played on an old fiddle Tina i'm sure you would
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quote:Originally posted by Kalila : ): Rofl @ Dzosser many a great tune played on an old fiddle Tina i'm sure you would
hell i need to look up dick pics just so i do not forget what one looks like.. how strange is that.. joking
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: hey Tina, its like riding a bike
but the only thing is i think i still need the training wheels...so i do not fall off the big boys seat,
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yes Ayisha but she didn't get back on when she fell off Posts: 3945 | From: ' Res Contr ' Amor non es guirens, lai on sos poders s'atura | Registered: Dec 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Kalila : ): yes Ayisha but she didn't get back on when she fell off
hahahahaha no i sure did not get back on.. i am too scared too. u know how much aids are in usa now??hell i dont want a one night stand and pay for that the rest of my life...better to masturbate than to die a hard cruel death,
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quote:Originally posted by Kalila : ): yes Ayisha but she didn't get back on when she fell off
hahahahaha no i sure did not get back on.. i am too scared too. u know how much aids are in usa now??hell i dont want a one night stand and pay for that the rest of my life...better to masturbate than to die a hard cruel death,
tina are you outa your mind Posts: 3219 | From: Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. | Registered: Nov 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Kalila : ): yes Ayisha but she didn't get back on when she fell off
hahahahaha no i sure did not get back on.. i am too scared too. u know how much aids are in usa now??hell i dont want a one night stand and pay for that the rest of my life...better to masturbate than to die a hard cruel death,
tina are you outa your mind
Now Dzosser don't look so surprised it's human nature or is it that Tina does it that freaks you out/she had the balls to post it here lol
Girl you have NO SHAME !
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quote:Originally posted by Kalila : ): yes Ayisha but she didn't get back on when she fell off
hahahahaha no i sure did not get back on.. i am too scared too. u know how much aids are in usa now??hell i dont want a one night stand and pay for that the rest of my life...better to masturbate than to die a hard cruel death,
tina are you outa your mind
why doesnt everyone do it?or is it taboo to say?
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Elegantlywasted doesn't do it and the Ferret I guess Posts: 3219 | From: Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. | Registered: Nov 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Dzosser: Elegantlywasted doesn't do it and the Ferret I guess
dont be supprised cas the most who deny doing it actually do it more often...
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quote:Originally posted by Tigerlily: Ahhh Tina is fully in her element now!!
waaa laaaa yes i am now...i dont see anything wrong with doing it. its safer then being with a man. and only yrslef knows where it feels good..
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i think i turn to it with time, if i do not find a man soon,
at least i suppose i will not have to teach a man what i want,
found out recently hat their are two escorts shall we say living up road. i live on a nice housing estate full of docs etc, i sit drooling at my window all day long. their is a house just up the road, two nice young girls live their, have regular male visitors. it is a brothel, i might go and offer my services if they will have me,
at least i will get paid for something i enjoy. i keep you posted.
now dzosser yes you may be old, but you only as young as you feel, come on to the uk and live alittle, you could use your boat to sweep me away.
remember to bring a shot gun as i would have to kill the raging ex egyptian man still running after me.
you have to save me, or i will have to go back and reallly do not want to go there, at least i get paid for what
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caitin don't go in there for God's sake, this place could be under surveillance then raided just when you walk in.
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: i am too scared too. u know how much aids are in usa now??hell i dont want a one night stand and pay for that the rest of my life...better to masturbate than to die a hard cruel death,
They don't sell condoms in your part of the States? Posts: 2803 | Registered: Feb 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Dzosser: caitin don't go in there for God's sake, this place could be under surveillance then raided just when you walk in.
Come on and rescue the poor girl, she's really desperate can't you see??!!
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I don't do what? Have sex? Masturbate? Oh, my dear, you know nothing about me at all. I just don't feel the need to share it in detail. You know, I have found that those who talk about it the most are the ones who aren't doing it. I'd rather do it than watch it and enjoy it instead of talking about it.
quote:Originally posted by Dzosser: Elegantlywasted doesn't do it and the Ferret I guess
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quote:Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted: You know, I have found that those who talk about it the most are the ones who aren't doing it.
hence tina and caitlin are talking about it a lot
Yes..and all the ones who keep quiet are getting laid while the ones who watch porn don't say they do and the ones that say they do don't watch, like even if they don't get laid they say they do, while if they were getting laid then they say they don't...what a mess Posts: 3219 | From: Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. | Registered: Nov 2005
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this thread it weirddddddd....... i feel like i'm watching private convo's!
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: i am too scared too. u know how much aids are in usa now??hell i dont want a one night stand and pay for that the rest of my life...better to masturbate than to die a hard cruel death,
They don't sell condoms in your part of the States?
condoms break dear..\
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted: You know, I have found that those who talk about it the most are the ones who aren't doing it.
hence tina and caitlin are talking about it a lot
if i wouldnt have brought it up i wouldnt be doing it..like i said its safe sex.. now real sex hell no i dont do it..
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hahahaha he must not be lookin to hard he never came back again.. he had an off from cait but he just didnt go for none..
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dzosser, i need excitement, the cops where i live are quite nice.
hold my hands up , do you think i would get very far being a muslim and wearing a headscarf or do i
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quote:Originally posted by caitlin: dzosser, i need excitement, the cops where i live are quite nice.
hold my hands up , do you think i would get very far being a muslim and wearing a headscarf or do i
i been think about this reply alot and i must be a damn blonde cas i do not get it or u didnt finish what u were typing..or do u what??
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The ones who keep quiet just have a little more social decency and respect for their spouses/significant others and most actually have one of those and actually have sex. Real, live, tangible sex. Nothing against those who don't have a significant other. Nothing wrong with pleasuring yourself, either. As for porn watching, I've watched it but honestly it doesn't appeal to me. It's basically the same scenarios over and over. I have nothing against ppl who watch porn from time to time. I just don't care to hear about it in DETAIL. You can argue your point till you turn blue, Dzosser and so can I. We will just have to agree to disagree. The fact that you insult me and others by childishly implying that we are frigid or uptight or sexually frustrated is ridiculous. You're not in our homes or in our bedrooms. You'll never know how freaky we may be. I choose not to share my sex life with forum ppl because that's something private and I'm a relatively decent human being. I don't get my kicks off of the shock value of talking about threesomes or jizz or pussies or cocks. I can judge your obsessive porn watching because you talk about it in nearly every post. I can assume that you have a porn addiction problem because you talk about it constantly and insert it into every subject whether or not the subject has to do with sex.
So keep making jabs at mine and others sexuality. You will never know just how sexual we may or may not be. None of us need your validation.
quote:Originally posted by Dzosser: Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by Elegantly Wasted: You know, I have found that those who talk about it the most are the ones who aren't doing it.
hence tina and caitlin are talking about it a lot
Yes..and all the ones who keep quiet are getting laid while the ones who watch porn don't say they do and the ones that say they do don't watch, like even if they don't get laid they say they do, while if they were getting laid then they say they don't...what a mess
I don't discuss such things with my real friends let alone with some folk on the internet!!! Somethings deserve descretion and privacy I like to think that this is perfectly acceptable!
Besides EW, if you don't tell folk on here everything about your life including airing all your dirty laundry people will make it up and lie about you anyway!!!
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Hahahah yeah I must be a lesbian since I don't want to fuel Dzosser's sexual deviancy with stories of my sexcapades.
Oh I know ppl on here make up lies about others. Case in point, I'm sexually frustrated. I've also been accused of stalking an infamous, sociopathic, schizophrenic member of ES. Ppl who really know me would know better than that. Why others would want to lie about ppl they know nothing about is beyond me.
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ok that also confuses me. if u dont know someone y would u lie about them. i mean come on even if i know u for example or not i would not go around tellin people u have sex with dogs.or yr a lesbo.. etc.. i would feel so guilty spreading rumors.i dont care if someone spreads one about me cas i know who i am and what i do or do not do...
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I have a question!! why the hell every discussion happens in this board ends up with talking about sex???!!!!!!!!! weird people!!!!
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It makes a change to some people pissin about Religion
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quote:Originally posted by ** Ahmad**: I have a question!! why the hell every discussion happens in this board ends up with talking about sex???!!!!!!!!! weird people!!!!
Because we like it like that!!
"Let's talk about sex baby, Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things, And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex...."
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quote:Originally posted by ** Ahmad**: I have a question!! why the hell every discussion happens in this board ends up with talking about sex???!!!!!!!!! weird people!!!!
Because we like it like that!!
"Let's talk about sex baby, Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things, And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex...."
even people in the thread where Egyptmom asked about her MIL people are talking about nails to do it!!
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quote:Originally posted by ** Ahmad**: I have a question!! why the hell every discussion happens in this board ends up with talking about sex???!!!!!!!!! weird people!!!!
Because we like it like that!!
"Let's talk about sex baby, Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things, And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex...."
even people in the thread where Egyptmom asked about her MIL people are talking about nails to do it!!
since when is gettin yr ass scratched by a pinky sex?
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quote:Originally posted by ** Ahmad**: I have a question!! why the hell every discussion happens in this board ends up with talking about sex???!!!!!!!!! weird people!!!!
Because we like it like that!!
"Let's talk about sex baby, Let's talk about you and me Let's talk about all the good things, And the bad things that may be Let's talk about sex...."
even people in the thread where Egyptmom asked about her MIL people are talking about nails to do it!!
since when is gettin yr ass scratched by a pinky sex?
tina look at what is posted there about nails
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Btw I just turned the 'High Or Low Maintenance' thread into a sexual one!! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:Originally posted by Tigerlily: Oh come on Ahmad..... loosen up a little!!
Btw I just turned the 'High Or Low Maintenance' thread into a sexual one!!
No ,it does not make any problem to me! but was just wondering why you people are doing this! Posts: 2417 | From: Cairo | Registered: Jun 2009
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