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quote:
Originally posted by katangah:
Blow Job ... has to do with balloons and stuff you know
[Big Grin] [Cool] U definately know how to answer kids
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LET'S TURN WITH OUR KIDS
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"My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him." 5:4

"My hands dropped with myrrh.... I opened to my beloved; but my beloved had withdrawn himself." 5:5-6

"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins." 7:1-3

"How pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! ... Thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine." 7:6-8

"Let us get up early to the vineyards ... there will I give thee my loves." 7:12

"His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.... Stir not up, nor awake my love, until he please." 8:3-4
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God decides to kill Moses because his son had not yet been circumcised. Luckily for Moses, his Egyptian wife Zipporah "took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me. So he [God] let him go." This story shows the importance of penises to God, and his hatred of foreskins. 4:24


The people "commit whoredom with the daughters of Moab." 25:1


LET'S TEACH THE KID THIS, NOT THE KID ONLY, TEACH THE MEN THIS


If you see a pretty woman among the captives and would like her for a wife, then just bring her home and "go in unto her." Later, if you decide you don't like her, you can "let her go." 21:11-14
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[QB]
quote:
Originally posted by katangah:
Blow Job ... has to do with balloons and stuff you know
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Originally posted by Chinderella:
[Big Grin] [Cool] U definately know how to answer kids
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