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I am young, enthusiastic, loving the family Life. I am looking for my muslim wife around here hopefully I can find someone. I am only looking for a stable legal relationship ( marriage). Age is never a problem to me, The look is also not a problem. what I care is I find a good hearted muslim woman that is looking for marriage and a new family life.
Every day, I return home finding myself living a lone and sleeping alone. This does not taste good. I am located in Egypt. preparing for Ramadan myself. I wish to find someone before Ramadan or after Ramadan. whatever the fate is
With Due respect to Fat woman, I cant be with a fat woman because I am not fat myself. I am also not that tall. ummm, what else to say? let's see if We can build a family together.
I know this is not a dating forum. but I am posting this for the hope I may find someone interested. Also If you have some tips to find a muslim wife, I appreciate if you can write it here to me and other people.
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We are all FAT B*TCHES on here so don't waste your precious time... happy Ramadan though!!
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well what makes u think a fat woman would want u? i highly doubt yr mister make me wanna get off my chair sexy there mr.speaking as a fat woman just yr staement turns all women off u are materialistic and i assure u ur a womanizer with the attitude u have. so u can quit trying so hard here as we all see how u are. bye see ya wouldnt wanna be ya.
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There aren't any Muslim unmarried women on this forum..there was one however that ran away (stopped posting), TL give him her name, you're in archives/records and stuff like that..it might work for them both.
Ramadan is like 19 days away, so react fast. Posts: 3219 | From: Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. | Registered: Nov 2005
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Young is relative and open to interpretation. To old bags like us young is in the 50ish range so you'll want to be more specific.
Define and describe enthusiastic. Us old bags around here are enthusiastic when summer finally arrives and we don't feel those nasty hot flashes.
Legal marriage is open to interpretation as well. Orfi is perfectly legal, so is that out of the question? When you say legal marriage, do you also mean socially acceptable, meaning the flat, the gold, the cash, livestock if we choose, and so on? Or do you mean legal so we can do the nasty in a hotel without finishing our rendez-vous in an Egyptian jail cell?
What does living and sleeping alone taste like? It's been a long time for me, so maybe you can refresh my memory. Come to think of it, maybe you can refresh the memory of all of the old bags that hang around here with me because we all know that's the second thing to go.
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quote:Originally posted by stayingput: Young is relative and open to interpretation. To old bags like us young is in the 50ish range so you'll want to be more specific.
Define and describe enthusiastic. Us old bags around here are enthusiastic when summer finally arrives and we don't feel those nasty hot flashes.
Legal marriage is open to interpretation as well. Orfi is perfectly legal, so is that out of the question? When you say legal marriage, do you also mean socially acceptable, meaning the flat, the gold, the cash, livestock if we choose, and so on? Or do you mean legal so we can do the nasty in a hotel without finishing our rendez-vous in an Egyptian jail cell?
What does living and sleeping alone taste like? It's been a long time for me, so maybe you can refresh my memory. Come to think of it, maybe you can refresh the memory of all of the old bags that hang around here with me because we all know that's the second thing to go.
too funny and come to think of it i do not ever recall tasting that either. thanks.
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How young are you, because us older women like them really young!!! also virigins. Perhaps thats why you dont like the taste of sleeping alone - its your snake , or is it a banana? well hope you find your thinnish not so good looking muslim virgin , perhaps put an add in classified - oh dont forget we dont come cheap perhaps throw a mini bus in and a flat and a few hundred thousand LE - then maybe you would have a choice..
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quote:Originally posted by stayingput: Young is relative and open to interpretation. To old bags like us young is in the 50ish range so you'll want to be more specific.
Define and describe enthusiastic. Us old bags around here are enthusiastic when summer finally arrives and we don't feel those nasty hot flashes.
Legal marriage is open to interpretation as well. Orfi is perfectly legal, so is that out of the question? When you say legal marriage, do you also mean socially acceptable, meaning the flat, the gold, the cash, livestock if we choose, and so on? Or do you mean legal so we can do the nasty in a hotel without finishing our rendez-vous in an Egyptian jail cell?
What does living and sleeping alone taste like? It's been a long time for me, so maybe you can refresh my memory. Come to think of it, maybe you can refresh the memory of all of the old bags that hang around here with me because we all know that's the second thing to go.
Ahh,was already missing your postings,stayingput. Specially like that part about ¨...What does living and sleeping alone taste like? ¨ We gotta agree though,that this freak was kinda original with that sentence part there.
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quote:Originally posted by shalamar: How young are you, because us older women like them really young!!! also virigins. Perhaps thats why you dont like the taste of sleeping alone - its your snake , or is it a banana? well hope you find your thinnish not so good looking muslim virgin , perhaps put an add in classified - oh dont forget we dont come cheap perhaps throw a mini bus in and a flat and a few hundred thousand LE - then maybe you would have a choice..
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well i slept alone all day and i still cant taste it. whats it taste like? does it taste like one of them nasty ass farts someone lets out and it burns yr eyes and u can taste it on yr tongue? ewwww.
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How can someone so desperate for a woman be so picky!!!
You would think a skinny lonely dwarf would be happy with whatever booty came his way!
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He He like that Ferret skinny lonely dwarf conjours up all sorts in my mind!
He must ve thought advertising on here was the place cos of them statistics that said so many in Egypt are so over weight now, coupled with the fact he will be thinking he's getting out of the gold, apartment and dowry stuff. Maybe he thinks they ll pay him, for as we know, skinny, bankrupt virginal dwarfs are the western woman preference, and obviously that secret has now spread around Egypt.
He did say he's now preparing for Ramadan, but he's not so worried about many blessing from Allah when he said he cant be doing with any fat woman for any such fat woman may be a wonderful muslim (a sure way to paradise is to find a truely wonderfully pious and religious muslim wife) regardless of age, size, bank account.
Allah would give him many many blessings for "sorting her out" and choosing fat and pious rather than skinny for to be pleasing to his eye
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So after he hitches up with a skinny one and she drops the compulsory three or four kids (starting immediately, of course) and fattens up, will he be back to shopping for a skinny one?
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I'm Muslim and unmarried..have my own home good job.. I dont want for anything..I have everything i need thank god.
surfer_coo I dont think you should be advertising yourself on the internet, or on ES because ES is full of weirdo's but good luck. ES is not the right place to go looking to meet someone.
By the way i'm not fat but i'm very interested in a saudi man.But good luck.
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Lol, I think surfer dude got the hint and will look elsewhere... Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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So, the least you could do because this is a discussion board is discuss. Discuss yourself, what it is about you that should make yourself appeal to a wife.
What are your career ambitions?
Are you finished with your education?
How many children do you expect someone's daugther(s) to give you?
And, again, is your mother dead?
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So let me get this straight, because I'm fat I'm supposed to be with a fat man? Dang, must go send hubby some krispy kremes then...
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Seems y'all are being a little tough on him.
I think he is just trying to say that he likes thin women. He doesn't come across to me as being rude, just stating preference. My impression is that he is lonely and looking for a wife.
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But.......on saying that if you have still got your lap top you have access to all the muslim dating sites.. i see it in classified?
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quote:Originally posted by of_gold: Seems y'all are being a little tough on him.
I think he is just trying to say that he likes thin women. He doesn't come across to me as being rude, just stating preference. My impression is that he is lonely and looking for a wife.
..and that he does´t like the ¨taste¨of spending the nights alone. Posts: 3833 | From: here,there,everywhere | Registered: Nov 2007
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by looking online i guess he has no people skills so i guess in some ways its better. i mean he could be butt ugly and would have to pay a woman to marry him.cas i gurantee u he aint gettin a shikira.......
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quote:Originally posted by of_gold: Seems y'all are being a little tough on him.
I think he is just trying to say that he likes thin women. He doesn't come across to me as being rude, just stating preference. My impression is that he is lonely and looking for a wife.
..and that he does´t like the ¨taste¨of spending the nights alone.
Nor I, D. Nights do taste much better in the company of the right person... Posts: 3891 | From: No good deed goes unpunished. | Registered: May 2007
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I see no problem. He gets a wonderful view, and probably kiddie rates at all of the theme parks. He's never going to criticise her driving, because he won't see over the dashboard. Makes sense to me.
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I am not short by the way. but I get embarassed If I get married to a tall woman. That is How I feel.
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I suppose tall is when your jeans are half way up your legs .... half mist they say in UK - fat is when someone can pinch more than an inch of flesh - BMI technicallity of anything above 25BMI - so everyone is fat my guess.
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then when u wake u can taste rubber.. i bet it tastes better than what yr tasting now? right?u can get a short dool and skinny too all u need is a certificate stating shes muslim.
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i taste ok ....i had a lick this morning...............
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That is the freakiest thing I ever saw. I don't think he's even joking.
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i hear ya tammy i wont date a short man he must be tall and i also hate skinny men. he has to have meat on them bones as well as meat on another boner.
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