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That aint pig latin that's good ole British English!
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ah i think someone got jealous. No Queenie we aint a click, anyone who is nice and wants to chat can join us and if you dont wanna read then dont, really it is that simple.
I am not sure if you understand how yahoo works so i will explain. Both people need to be online at the same time. If not then it just becomes an email. As we all live in very different time zones we chat in here and are not causing any harm to anyone. Also we all met here, and we meet up with other members we have met here, so really why should we go elsewhere.
So anyway girls.
Cheeky is now giving away everything special to me, dont start her on the red bull and pro plus diet, i will never get over it
Ayisha i have already taken anything of worth in clothes, the rest are the rags i left her with, you can have the "plaster pot" though cos i aint there now for the guniess xmas
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re-read the post, answer still same unless im missing summat, possible as im dead on my chair here.
rags is fine MM, I have a sewing machine and imagination
whats the plaster pot? I'll have it anyway, ta muchly
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27 pages of b.s. seriously. How about offline messages or text messages??? You girls are in great need of attention. Yes, it is a waste of time going through all this no sense crap so keep it going another 100 pages for all I care. Whats up with you english girls anyways?? Seems the only sane ones is young at heart and Habeeby here. Now I know why they hardly post.
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quote:Originally posted by miffmiss: ah i think someone got jealous. No Queenie we aint a click, anyone who is nice and wants to chat can join us and if you dont wanna read then dont, really it is that simple.
I am not sure if you understand how yahoo works so i will explain. Both people need to be online at the same time. If not then it just becomes an email. As we all live in very different time zones we chat in here and are not causing any harm to anyone. Also we all met here, and we meet up with other members we have met here, so really why should we go elsewhere.
So anyway girls.
Cheeky is now giving away everything special to me, dont start her on the red bull and pro plus diet, i will never get over it
Ayisha i have already taken anything of worth in clothes, the rest are the rags i left her with, you can have the "plaster pot" though cos i aint there now for the guniess xmas
muffey - jealous ?? lol of what? nobody can understand this jabber crap let alone want to join in. seems it's just a few of you that are in some need of attention. You should go elsewhere cause nobody here cares about the crap you people are writing. Don't you get the message?
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Nobody cares that you don't care. * shoves Ayisha into the lift and puts her into the boot of her car*
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I don't know who you are but just want to say that I agree with what you have written in the "Happy People" thread....I mean they talk about their lives in such detail and I am sure we really aren't interested.
a private email I received. Get the message ladies you are boring everyone
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quote:Originally posted by THE QueeN: you have got to be another english twit.
betty poop dont u have some tires on yr house that need inflating??? ur not funny at all.. and noone likes u here so what do u keep posting for????yr a big hairy dyke....
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Wow, I wake up and YAH, MS and TK have all been zapped into English roses. Welcome
If people aren't interested they should stick to what they are, I am not interested in people's love lives, ropey marriages and kids so I simply don't go over to that thread much.. this freedom of choice thing is quite good really. Someone PM'd you... OMG. I may have to cry into my cornflakes, then again if no nuts has to go via you to insult us I doubt I will worry my little english head over it
Tires need inflating pmsl...
And no, nobody cares that you don't care, it is pretty much just funny!
anyway, the plaster pot is doing well... I am sure my family and friends will have a great NY Eve here thanks to all those who contributed. I will be sure to take photos so I can remember what happens.
Imagine me on Red Bull and Pro Plus after years on hot milk and valium, I would be like a crazed nutter lol.
Wow, I am still laughing at some of the posts over night
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queenie who pissed on your corn flakes? If you dont like it or understand it then dont read it, go pee on someone elses bonfire and dont bother replying as I dont understand you and am not interested in what you have to moan about.
cheeky wench
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Verrrrrrrrrrryy happy this is my last day at work till saturday and today there will not be thousands of Egyptian women and millions of kids running around, might even get something constructive done! yippee!! need a dancing smiley here please.
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quote:Originally posted by THE QueeN: 27 pages of b.s. seriously. How about offline messages or text messages??? You girls are in great need of attention. Yes, it is a waste of time going through all this no sense crap so keep it going another 100 pages for all I care. Whats up with you english girls anyways?? Seems the only sane ones is young at heart and Habeeby here. Now I know why they hardly post.
Hahaha... YAH is an English girl? Habeeby too? I kind of agree that this thread is nuts and makes little sense, but since when did ES have to?
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So its official then? Not only am I finally English, I also have a made up life! Yay! This is phase two of ES integration and acculturation With any luck I shall also have a stalker and will be full member soon!
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Adds Mira Sol to the list of those with no 'Sono-Life' - yet. YAH needs one too. Ayisha, take note please.
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quote:Originally posted by Lumos: Adds Mira Sol to the list of those with no 'Sono-Life' - yet. YAH needs one too. Ayisha, take note please.
Raising my online hand here as another with no-Sono life yet!
*busy taking notes*
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If your happy and you know it shout RED BULL
hey ho girls, i talk a lot of rubbish and talk in so many riddles i confuse myself, add to that my bad spelling and grammar and no wonder you all cant make sense of us. But it is somewhere we can pop on and catch up with each other.
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I was shocked as well YAH... I couldn't believe it when I read you were being so falsely accused of being English.
Please don't let this drive you away, I know we have all had ur fair share of insults and this one may be the worst I have read but I love you even though you are a sweaty sock Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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Cheeky, I nearly choked on my iron bru, when I read this outrageous slur on my character .Should that not be a sweaty jock strap. Boom Boom .
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That's the very stuff, It gives you the strength of Samson when you drink it, forever lifting up the Forth rail bridge just to prove I can . Basil Brush was one of my all time faves as a child.
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Ok, I will stop now as it hurts my head, I will go back to speak PLAIN English... again!!!
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aaah sashyra, the computer nerd from Alaska who tries hard to pretend he's a woman. His identity is secret due to his 5 wives trying to get maintenance from him and the police after him for not divorcing one of the others before he took number 5. No not a muslim but a Mormon.
His 5 wives have 35 children between them all under 10 and live in a wood built home in the deep south, they live all together and help each other survive on the 2 dollars he sends a week. they all think he works for the CIA and has a secret job, it is a secret job monitoring ESers and thier lives for his new computer program 'ESers - western cash cows' but he is on a bit more than 2 dollars a week, more like 3000 a day which he spends on chocolates and cakes and dancing girls while his kids share a pair of shoes and go to school alternately. so sad
His connection to Egypt is he was once a bellydancer in a Cairo nightclub until he was grabbed and discovered to be a man. Although many of the Saudi Arabs didnt mind and thought it quite a bonus the Egyptians would rather keep it behind closed shutters and he was sent to live in Sharm where he alternates between dressing as a man and dressing as a woman.
sorry sash its all had to come out
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Ha, Ayisha, you are almost as inventive as Sono! Um, has Sashyra offered anyone a massage recently? Just asking... Posts: 1157 | From: Censor - Edit - Delete, but you will never take away my FREEDOM! | Registered: Dec 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: aaah sashyra, the computer nerd from Alaska who tries hard to pretend he's a woman. His identity is secret due to his 5 wives trying to get maintenance from him and the police after him for not divorcing one of the others before he took number 5. No not a muslim but a Mormon.
His 5 wives have 35 children between them all under 10 and live in a wood built home in the deep south, they live all together and help each other survive on the 2 dollars he sends a week. they all think he works for the CIA and has a secret job, it is a secret job monitoring ESers and thier lives for his new computer program 'ESers - western cash cows' but he is on a bit more than 2 dollars a week, more like 3000 a day which he spends on chocolates and cakes and dancing girls while his kids share a pair of shoes and go to school alternately. so sad
His connection to Egypt is he was once a bellydancer in a Cairo nightclub until he was grabbed and discovered to be a man. Although many of the Saudi Arabs didnt mind and thought it quite a bonus the Egyptians would rather keep it behind closed shutters and he was sent to live in Sharm where he alternates between dressing as a man and dressing as a woman.
sorry sash its all had to come out
OMG!!!Never noticed until this moment that i was a she/man! *flips her skirt up to her chin and checks up her weeeweee parts*
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Ignore Lumos. Get the iron bru down you, we have the Forth rail bridge to move tomorrow Posts: 4476 | From: Scotland | Registered: Mar 2006
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*locks the Happy People in the thread after becoming aware it's mostly ladies and as such a fertile ground for the "masseuse" to go into and offer his "services"
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quote:Originally posted by young at heart: Ignore Lumos. Get the iron bru down you, we have the Forth rail bridge to move tomorrow
You, you, you, you, YOU - ENGLISH woman, you!
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YAH goes cry, the shame, the shame . Give me back my juice PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by young at heart: Ignore Lumos. Get the iron bru down you, we have the Forth rail bridge to move tomorrow
You, you, you, you, YOU - ENGLISH woman, you!
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YAH, another man pretending to be a woman. A 6'6" jock with bright red hair and a bald patch. 95 years old and preys on young Aberdeen Angus with bad legs (the Aberdeen Angus that is). Lives in the Highlands on a farm in the middle of nowhere and hasnt seen a woman in over 50 years. Has a pretty Aberdeen Angus called Sally who he cuddles up to at night to keep warm, its cold up there in the Heelands. Got the internet because the postman, McDuffy, told him they have women there who also like animals, he got lost and ended up in ES. Sends PMs to females asking if they want to see his meat and 2 veg, bless him he only wants to cook for a lady
He was once married to a Leprechaun (sp) but the difference in language and culture caused the downfall of their marriage leaving him lonely and childless. You will notice he can be attracted to the Irish ESers. Due to this we conclude he does not play chess.
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quote:Originally posted by young at heart: Ignore Lumos. Get the iron bru down you, we have the Forth rail bridge to move tomorrow
You, you, you, you, YOU - ENGLISH woman, you!
Lumos, insults like that will not be acceptable on ES, im reporting your abusive post.
Reports Ayisha right back... for insinuating YAH's prime Aberdeen Angus has bad legs AND FOR BEING FUNNY. Bad, bad, bad, Ayisha.
<Passes a crate of Irn Bru to YAH>.
PS: It was her Maj who accused YAH of being 'English'... not me.
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I must beware o' the Ginger Jock... I have strong Oirish roots so I have.
Aw, he offered me his sausage but I thought he just was being crude... I could have wined and dined with the man. I have a fetish for guys in their 90's...
I hear he ran off with a three legged haggis called McBethy... maybe that was just a viscious and nasty rumour...
I have concluded from all this he mst have financial issues and halitosis.
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Love the fact that you manage to make me older then you Ayisha , My Angus is actually called Senga!!!!!!!!!!! At least get it right Posts: 4476 | From: Scotland | Registered: Mar 2006
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I AM HAPPY TOO.. IN SEVER PAIN BUT HAPPY....
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YAH stop complaining or I will take back your fantasy life and make you a middle aged English/American woman married to an Egyptian man giving him all your money like the rest of us.
Lady F, if he offered his sausage he must really like you
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