quote:Originally posted by Lumos: 'Happy people' fighting... it's like, garden gnomes attacking or Disney characters abusing each other. It's not right, I tell ya! Please, please take action, Mr ES-Mod and resume happiness in Fairlyland soon. I beg of you.
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the mod may just delete this thread now just because you guys have crossed the threshold.
Oy, don't group me in with the happiness stealers. I'm not the one fighting in a paradise thread. <Hands everyone a daisy.> Posts: 1157 | From: Censor - Edit - Delete, but you will never take away my FREEDOM! | Registered: Dec 2007
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No, I'm more of an observer of Happy Land law. I patrol the borders. Posts: 1157 | From: Censor - Edit - Delete, but you will never take away my FREEDOM! | Registered: Dec 2007
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to change topic slightly how many times can you sneeze without peeing yourself? cheeky? Posts: 3945 | From: ' Res Contr ' Amor non es guirens, lai on sos poders s'atura | Registered: Dec 2007
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Well, I have no children and I am under 35 so I would envisage I could sneeze until the cows come home I think 13 sneezes is a PB.
I think my pelvic floor must as fit as a butchers dog
I have the Great Escape tune in my head now, waiting for others to come under the fence flooding into happy people.
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That is because MS is not from England... we have our own lingo in England.... I think it is called the Queens English lol
We translate for a fee
To be fair I struggled with understanding Kalila tonight but I think she is legally stoned!
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Ha ha OMG what did i miss last night Hello to the new happy people in happy land.
MS i tried to talk to you repeatedly in private but you never replied. I am not going to taint a happy thread talking anymore about it, either open a new thread or PM me.
Queen we have a lot private jokes that we wouldnt expect other people to understand but if you are ever confused and want to understand, as cheeky said we can teach you happy talk for a fee. hehe
OK of on the school run now. See you later alligator, in a while crocodile
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I have no idea what is happening of late, I suspect it is to do with the moon
Yeah, I gess all the talk of plasters, pickles and KP nuts must appear baffling lol...
Weirdkitty has landed safely and the last I heard she was standing wet in front of the air conditioning... sadist
Fishkiller is ok, her internet has gone again... she is doing fine though.
That's all my news... I have a had a good day today, pretty hapy with work etc so I am still Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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haha we really do talk a lot of cr@p dont we haha.
All good here today. Just getting ready for the meeting tonight with mummys soon to be ex hubby. Should be an entertaining evening
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We do talk inane crap but there are only a few of us so we have little impact The only thing that annoys some others is we are actually too nice; which I can handle (Isn't it the nice ones you otta watch out for lol)
It is the only chance I get to catch up with most of you since we all went and got lives That and three time zones don't help!!!
Anyhoo, make sure your fockers have a clean fight, nothing below the belt and to stand in the corners when you ring your bell If you get a chance can you pt it on webcam for me lmao Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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haha gotta love the time zones difference, although MS and WK have about 7 hours difference in time yet have the same sleep pattern.
haha webcam set up and ready now, tickets go on sale for £5. I cant garuntee a clean fight but my god it will be an interesting one, also i wont make a very good ref as i am a little one sided. I think i feel sorry for him a little walking into the lions den with 2 protective lionesses baiting for his blood haha.
Oh he just walked in, money out quick, this is the 1st meeting since he left
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its a no brainer that mum will kick ass even half out of it from the op and if she gets tearfull i am ready to run in. I am in the computer room next door trying not to listen but can help it haha
OMG everyone has heard from her now but me, fine i am sulking now
MS we make so many allowences for your lack of understanding. haha i mean i ahave even started calling them cigerettes in stead of......the alternative. Wait till you meet us haha you wont stand a chance of understanding us then. I have to translate between Mr T and cheeky haha
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Get a cup up the wall... you are crap at this!!!
I haven't heard off her since I said I would meet her... perhaps she was jst being nice saying shewould meet!!! hmmm, I am so at the bottom still.
Mr T and I understand each other perfectly, I am the boss, he is my light entertainment Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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yeah she told me she cant stand you and only talks to you because she is afraid of you and the lord ferret. She did promise to pick up your kids on the way through the airport though.
Well he has gone. No blood shed at all and mum is now on the phone telling the whole world what was said haha maybe thats where i get my open book life from haha
haha i will tell my pet monkey he can have more peanuts if he promises to play non-stop all night his guitar on your balcony
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OOO Monkey Boy comes to play for Lady Ferret and the Fockers. That sentence will confuse the easily confused
You an open book.......... nooooooooooo way lmao.
I am telling you now, our night in the bedroom must always remain a secret, as must that night in my bedroom in cairo with my mother... the one when you threatened her with scissors!!!!
so is your mum chipper? does she seem like she one round one? Do you owe me plasters?
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Come on now, I can understand you all perfectly.(unless Kryptic Kalila is involved ) You are not the first brits I have ever met, just the first ones I can tolerate Posts: 929 | Registered: Jul 2008
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I can just about put up with you MS... aside from all your whining, crying and taking life to seriously and all that you are alright Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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haha but she came back at me with a razor blade, wow she is scary.
Awww MS that is the biggest compliment i have ever had, thanks
From now on you can be the KK kryptic Kalila cos i hate writing your name and always spell it wrong haha
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hehe, I am sure that the problem is more likely that you take me too seriously, not that I take life too seriously.
These misunderstandings are to be expected cross-culturally. And when I forget my smileys all hope is lost!
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I am of to meet WK and FK tonight... I forewarn you that we will be talking about you guys Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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I had a great evening and as expected the guys got on well and FK and WK made me laugh a lot so I am a very happy ferret.
Hopefully WK will be able to join me for my regular sunbathing sesh tomorrow so we can gossip some more...
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Hey ya'll. Cheeky has been kind enough to let me use her crazy laptop. I've text some of u my new number, so I can keep more in contact now. My eng no. was costing 50p a time Having a good time, poor sammy is working lots though (damn tourists, why do they have to travel here lol). So CF now has to keep me entertained. Ramadan is very easy when your student and dont wake up until 4pm, I didn't even mean to join in, just kinda happened. Anyway, I'm off to jump on CF's bed.
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Happy to hear you are having some fun, sorry about all those pesky tourists. If you weren't so darn expensive maybe Sam wouldnt have to work so hard Posts: 929 | Registered: Jul 2008
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WOW, What's this I hear about massages and male strippers on offer in Cairo? There certainly is alot you leave out Cheeky!
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I am such a dark horse MS... I lead a double life
I will tell you all about it someday, I do not want to reuin the happy illusion lol.
I am fun ya cheeky ferret... I just don't think you would want to hear all the horrrible things we say about you Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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Lady Ferret claimed I was officially mad, after reading through some of this (as there is bugger all else interesting to read) I can see she is well qualified to make that claim
Have a good day happy lot, I have to go work early
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I have to go to work as well now... dammit, I tried to win the Euro millions but I guess I did not concentrate hard enough Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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I am not so happy now as hubby just been called in for a trip starting Tuesday, so i will be alone on our anniversary on Thursday, I will need entertaining
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Ah ayisha poor you, cant you go with him or can you not get your zimmer frame in the car and no babysitter for your 20 illigitimate children or did you follow our advice and just dump them at them airport.
Hey ho girlios, how you all doing. I went out last night and i feel so much better for it, i was reminded that i am a woman cos i had a bit of harmless flirting and then had nightmares all night cos i drank too much red bull hehe
So whats the gossip, WK dont go getting any ideas of stealing that room cos i am already working on phasing out cheeky and me and sophie taking over her life. Momma and dadda F our mine muhahaha.
Hope your having fun
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Ayisha, pop over to my house on Thursday and see what part of my life you would like!
My room and parents appear to have already gone but I have cash and clothes left
I am gonna invest in bunbeds so all you guys can come and use my room lol...
I hope hubby remembers to bring you a nice big present from his trip back... and some rock
MM flirting, surely not I slept like a baby after a lot of beer Now I am dead on my feet! I am going to put me jimmies on and go to bed
I spoke to WK today, I woke her pmsl.. is anybody shocked??? I am hoping to meet her a couple more times during my holiday if I can catch her awake... I will have to get her a gallon of red bull.
I told her yeserday she is an emo as she had to introduce her skin to the sun when she stripped to sunbathe lol...
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cash and clothes is fine Lady Ferret I will be over bright and early Thursday
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grow up girls you are like clickish school girls with your own pig latin. How about moving on to yahoo chat instead of a egyptian site??? Posts: 77 | From: USA | Registered: Jan 2008
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