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Hiding behind a rock with Lumos's crate of Irn Bru (Shukran Lumos) . Ok you old crone Ayisha, I will not complain, I'm just glad to have a new life, Thankyou . Am I now part of ES??
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quote:Originally posted by THE QueeN: 27 pages of b.s. seriously. How about offline messages or text messages??? You girls are in great need of attention. Yes, it is a waste of time going through all this no sense crap so keep it going another 100 pages for all I care. Whats up with you english girls anyways?? Seems the only sane ones is young at heart and Habeeby here. Now I know why they hardly post.
hey, im totally sane, well my doctor may not agree lol but im as normal as normal can be and im british
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I am normal as normal can be.. even the little voices in my head agree I am normal
I love Iron Bru and I am thinking I ain't gonna be finding any in the Metro.... Yah, you may need to be sending emergency supplies out Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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What it that Iron Bru you are all talking about?Im not British so i dont know. Posts: 3833 | From: here,there,everywhere | Registered: Nov 2007
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Its a drink sash, like coke, pepsi, etc but made from girders in Scotland. Its actually spelt Irn Bru http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/
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Ha ha wow I knew I should have come online last night but I was to busy running away from my children who have finally found their way out of the damn airport. YAH if you're lonely I have 25 kids (I think) that can come and take care of you in your old age.
I went out with a Scottish bloke once and he wasn't happy unless he was drinking vodka and irn bru, he swears he was the creator of WKD.
Oh and my fav irn bru add was the old lady on an old peoples scooter driving through the display in the shop and doing a runner with all the irn bru, i tried to talk my granddad into doing it but for some reason he thought he might get arrested for it, haha i tried to tell him that the telly people said it was ok
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ayisha: Its a drink sash, like coke, pepsi, etc but made from girders in Scotland. Its actually spelt Irn Bru http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/[/QUOTE
errr....sorry here,but what is girders?
okey,okeyyy...my learned English is American,not British Posts: 3833 | From: here,there,everywhere | Registered: Nov 2007
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I don't believe it!! there's even a ferret on the home page:eek Sash, it was the tag line for the original ads. It was trying to promote it's strength. Girders are large steel beams used in construction of buildings and bridges. Yes MM, that ad was one of my favourites too. .
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queenie who pissed on your corn flakes? If you dont like it or understand it then dont read it, go pee on someone elses bonfire and dont bother replying as I dont understand you and am not interested in what you have to moan about.
cheeky wench
what class you all have. Birds of a feather do flock together.
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quote:Originally posted by THE QueeN: you have got to be another english twit.
betty poop dont u have some tires on yr house that need inflating??? ur not funny at all.. and noone likes u here so what do u keep posting for????yr a big hairy dyke....
Tina stop talking about how you live. The jealousy is just spilling over from ya. I cannot help your a scum to society and you sponge off the american government cause your to fat to work. Get off you big ass and make something for yourself. Everybody makes fun of you, seriously. Do you know how many people I have chatted with that make jokes about you? MANY! You are not a functional human and you don't even deserve to have a computer. Do you sit in your jerryactrics chair with a lift so you can reach the keyboard? Go choak on a ham sandwich or something.
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I have often wondered if you are a simple 12 year old by your style of writing and shocking spelling. Seems you lack IQ and personality!!!
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OOO and the lady has posted the C word... lol... I so wish I could be so eloquant and have the same feminine qualities!!!
MS, I have no idea of the protocol but I think you either have to be dying, saved someone from dying, fought in a war or be a pop star.
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Sorry that must have stung. Otherwise why would you resort to such a lame come back? My most sincere aplogies milady.
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quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: MS, I have no idea of the protocol but I think you either have to be dying, saved someone from dying, fought in a war or be a pop star.
or about to marry one of the royal family Posts: 1244 | From: we come in peace | Registered: Nov 2006
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cf - are you sponging from your goverment too? collecting money and going to live in a 3rd world country? What a loser you are resorting to egypt. You must have a great relationship with your family to just move to a foreign country. I wish the egyptian government would make it harder for whores like you to live in egypt.
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* makes notes and adjustments on the life of Lady Ferret*
elnutty aint mekin no sense today, methinks shes pissed as a rat
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haha quick ayisha re write cheekys past, you missed out the goverment sponging. You are with holding information from us missy haha
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Elmaleka, if you knew or have met CF, which you obviously don't and haven't, then you shouldn't make assumptions, else others could do the same of you.
I know and have met CF and you have no idea of what you are talking about, so best leave it before you show yourself up further
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lmao... has nobody told El-freak of nature that I have immense wealth and pennies from Blighty mean nothing to me
Oh, and are my family aware that I have a bad relationship with them??... shall I pop into the servants quarters and tell them myself. What what what.... I'M HAVIN A FAG
And finally pmsl, I am now also a whore, oh my, my butler will be disappointed as he has been dippin his wick for the last year or so now
Hey Advocate, run away before you are stereotyped and accused of fiddling with the sheep Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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Damn!!! Me and my big mouth (Please object to this statement should you see fit ) ....my secret is out!! Posts: 1917 | From: WALES | Registered: Apr 2007
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quote:Originally posted by advocate: Elmaleka, if you knew or have met CF, which you obviously don't and haven't, then you shouldn't make assumptions, else others could do the same of you.
I know and have met CF and you have no idea of what you are talking about, so best leave it before you show yourself up further
Cheers for the support, I will pay you later
Phew... my REAL REAL life was so nearly uncovered then lol...
Right, I am off to argue with my distant family, write a letter demanding more social and sleep with the bawaab, I will be back later Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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haha i thought she was very close to the mark, i mean come on your british so that equals, sponger, whore, loser who hates her family right i mean come on what brit dont.
Advocate, so it was the sheep that caused them marks on your arms, and there was me thinking you got lucky, or did you Posts: 1710 | From: we come in peace | Registered: Mar 2008
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That is for me to know and everyone else to find out......or make assumptions as the case may be Posts: 1917 | From: WALES | Registered: Apr 2007
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*makes assumption advocate got lucky with a sheep...again*
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That's a very baaaaad assumption to make Ayisha! Oh my gosh, I think I am becoming affected by my exploits Posts: 1917 | From: WALES | Registered: Apr 2007
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Hey Lumos, how about organising an Irn Bru smuggling operation to Egypt to satisfy the addicts there Posts: 4476 | From: Scotland | Registered: Mar 2006
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YAH, we could be the first people to be arrested for Irn Bru smuggling! Great idea for getting into the Guinness Book of Records and a free holiday in an Egyptian jail. We can sneak a few crumpets in for Ayisha too and make big bucks.
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Well with our talent and cunning I'm sure it could be a lucrative business! Would pay for our next trips . Yes we could have a Warbutons smuggling operation going too, good thinking Posts: 4476 | From: Scotland | Registered: Mar 2006
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Whats gold top, you yam yams are wired, we have Blue, Green and Red top milk. Or fresh from the famer is silver top. the gold top goes on the farmers orange juice.
Irn bru, warbutons and KP nuts smuggling business sounds good to me. But where will we hide them. I can get the nuts down my top but cant think where to put the bread and pop
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Gold Top is a brand name!!! frickin whippersnapper!!!
Yam yams are wired... was that meant to be weird lol... I can start talking like a proper black country lass f you like... nowt wrong with my neck of the woods ya cheeky cow.
MM, when you are back here I will take you to the export shop to see what they have in, we could start a deal with them!!
I can suggest where the pop could go I think pop is Brit phrase as well btw
Also, we have found proper proper bacon not that stuff you had last time, that was too nasty but this is smoked and tastes lush Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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There was a girl on Big Brother UK once who tried tot stow a champagne bottle where people really don't stow champagne bottles.
Oh she was a minger!!!
I am off out to play some pool and have a sniffle of alcohol
I am meeting WK tomorrow, we are going to the Pharonic Village... it is nasty and tacky but not to be missed lol...
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haha i know, omg i saw that BB and it was freaky.
We went there on our last day before i came home. It was ok but dont sit on the bench in the park. Sophie thought it would make a great toilet. haha, since she was potty trainned she has never had an acident until we go out for the day to the pharonic village and we are miles away from home with no change of clothes. Great timing
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quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: There was a girl on Big Brother UK once who tried tot stow a champagne bottle where people really don't stow champagne bottles.
Oh she was a minger!!!
I am off out to play some pool and have a sniffle of alcohol
I am meeting WK tomorrow, we are going to the Pharonic Village... it is nasty and tacky but not to be missed lol...
If I remember it was Kinga the minga!!!!!!!!!!!. So now we have Irn bru, Warburtons, Kp Peanuts, Gold top, any advance on this, it's not going to be a smuggling scenario, more a articulated lorry scenario!!!!!
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