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It was kinga the minga.... I was such a BB fan for a while.... I would love to go in there!!!
Does Egypt have BB?
Nice story MM... I will not it down all day!
YAY to me, I have nmet some new people, I am pis$ed as a fart and am invited to a ball.... what a strange ole day.
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A minger is a munter, a tramp, a pikey, a gypsy... minger is big gold earrings and vile clothes!!! They look like they need to be cleaned with disinfectant!!! Get my drift?
BB = Big Brother!!!!
It was a lot of effort lol... I am glad I not that miserable else my existence would be so appauling I am always happy Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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I have, I will tell you all before Weird Kitty does... I was so sick this morning lol... the Stella kills me!!! But in a true English style WK and I have been supping wine at the Hilton. I admit I had the one and struggled lol..
I am off for a power nap and off out again!!!
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Yah has an ASBO... wow a real life Scottish ned do you hang on corners with buckfast and cheeky vimtos?
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What is a 'Cheeky Vimto'? Something YAH invented? Posts: 1157 | From: Censor - Edit - Delete, but you will never take away my FREEDOM! | Registered: Dec 2007
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Yeah I have an ASBO, my collie has a doggie ASBO, street corners are barry . Nothing but Buckie for me, yeh canny whack it . Lumos, the English chav ferret invented the cheeky vimto drink (clue is in the name!)
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LOL MS! YAH, hahaha, thanks for the explanation. I love the 'Buckie' reference. Have you ever seen a bottle? I haven't - in Scotland - but as a child went on a boring trip to the Abbey in England where they made it, as a 'tonic'. They didn't even give me a sip. Posts: 1157 | From: Censor - Edit - Delete, but you will never take away my FREEDOM! | Registered: Dec 2007
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Cheeky vimto is made up of blue WKD and port I used to drink it up in Fife followed by pernod lemonade and black chasers!!! Ah, happy happy days.
pmsl @ calling me a chav ferret... do I wear Buberry???
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There used to be a Spar shop where I used to live and they sold it and I noticed it was more expensive than the wine I bought!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have never had it myself surprisingly enough . So Lumos you were a deprived child then .
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Lumos, Buckie is meant to be banned in England but my local outdoor used to sell it. I went hill walking with two bottles in Scotland and nearly peed myself with laughter my friend and I got so tipsy I think it tastes lush Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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Well I did say to you cheeky that 'Fifers' are a strange breed. Do I include burberry in the smuggling list????????
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quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: Lumos, Buckie is meant to be banned in England but my local outdoor used to sell it. I went hill walking with two bottles in Scotland and nearly peed myself with laughter my friend and I got so tipsy I think it tastes lush
Ah ha - the English gentry, roaming our hills with bottles of 'Buckie'. That, I have never seen, Lady F. what does it taste like? Blackcurrant?
YAH... more expensive than wine? I would have guessed about 90 pence a bottle.
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still not able to make heads of tales of above discussion, but thanks to clues left by Lumos, I now believe it to be about alcohol so will leave it be for now
You dont think the loss of the edit funciton means I will have to....oh god...I can't say it...
quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: Lumos, Buckie is meant to be banned in England but my local outdoor used to sell it. I went hill walking with two bottles in Scotland and nearly peed myself with laughter my friend and I got so tipsy I think it tastes lush
Ah ha - the English gentry, roaming our hills with bottles of 'Buckie'. That, I have never seen, Lady F. what does it taste like? Blackcurrant?
YAH... more expensive than wine? I would have guessed about 90 pence a bottle.
It tastes like sherry... mmm sherry
From memory it was around a fiver a bottle. Not too bad as you don't need much. It really is loopy juice.
I have walked over many a moor and mountain with a fine beverage in my hand us ramblers are not the boring folk we are deemed to be...
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Whats wrong with Lizzie Duke jewellery . It looks great with my shell suit, especially the subtle rings and necklaces, they are sooooo refined!!!!!!!!!!!!. They're is a good shell suit sale on I'll stock up for you, they're classy I promise . Don't worry Mira I'll get some for you too.
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quote:Originally posted by Mira Sol: lol@ at a ferret dressed as a goat.
still not able to make heads of tales of above discussion, but thanks to clues left by Lumos, I now believe it to be about alcohol so will leave it be for now
You dont think the loss of the edit funciton means I will have to....oh god...I can't say it...
Proofread my posts NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You think the goat story is bad!!! I wanted to become a devil worshipper and I sold my soul to santa by mistake...
I simply blame all typos on the fact my laptop hates me and it skips most the letters I hit
It was a goverment initiative to crack down on anti social behaviour predominantly aimed at young people. However, kids are proud to have ASBOs and aim to collect them as they believe it makes them better people lol...
Anything else during this lesson I need to clarify?
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quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: Lumos, Buckie is meant to be banned in England but my local outdoor used to sell it. I went hill walking with two bottles in Scotland and nearly peed myself with laughter my friend and I got so tipsy I think it tastes lush
Ah ha - the English gentry, roaming our hills with bottles of 'Buckie'. That, I have never seen, Lady F. what does it taste like? Blackcurrant?
YAH... more expensive than wine? I would have guessed about 90 pence a bottle.
It tastes like sherry... mmm sherry
From memory it was around a fiver a bottle. Not too bad as you don't need much. It really is loopy juice.
I have walked over many a moor and mountain with a fine beverage in my hand us ramblers are not the boring folk we are deemed to be...
sherry!! mmmmm stick a Harveys Bristol Cream on the list of whatever's being smuggled by whoever is smuggling that articulated lorry in please.
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quote:Originally posted by young at heart: Whats wrong with Lizzie Duke jewellery . It looks great with my shell suit, especially the subtle rings and necklaces, they are sooooo refined!!!!!!!!!!!!. They're is a good shell suit sale on I'll stock up for you, they're classy I promise . Don't worry Mira I'll get some for you too.
I never had a shell suit, my best friend did but I was always so scared that I would go up in flames!!!
Elizabeth Duke jewellery is so refined. I especially love the gold looped earrings that discolour your neck. Posts: 11097 | From: Cairo | Registered: May 2008
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Ayisha, you want warbutons and now Harveys?????? Guess I've got 10 weeks to do my HGV test!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A lightweight tracksuit consisting of a matching zip-front jacket and matching elasticated trousers, each having an outer nylon shell, often bearing panels and flashes of different colours, and inner cotton lining; popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s both as sportswear and as general leisurewear.
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*reports lady ferret for offending yah and calling her wedding outfit naff crap*
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I went to a wedding in Liverpool once and whilst the bride was walking up the aisle all the kids had red laser pens on her lol... I just had a flashback to a naff wedding.
Sorry yah. did your *ahem* wedding outfit, have cigarette holes in like most shell suits I recall?
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cigarette holes? they were hot rock burns where I come from
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haha i remember the year shell suits came out and my 1st outing in one (it was bright blue and pink) i thought i was so cool. It was bonfire night and i was about 6. I stood too close to the fire and it melted haha my mum was so mand and no matter how much i cried she wouldnt believe me that i hadnt put my arms in the fire to cause it to melt. That was the year they found out they were flamable haha. I might not have been here to tell that tale all because my mum dressed me in seriously bad taste clothes. And who says fashion aint a killer
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Ok my lovely wedding outfit resembled an aero by the end of the evening but the good news was my ex was released from jail next day!!!!!!!!!!
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Classy yah.. very classy. I reckon you don't get out the bath to pee you know!!!
Lady Ferret is considering reporting Ayisha to the mod for implicating her the consumption of illegal narcotics!!!
Hey MM... so you looked like a chav as well
Anyone have a dodgy perm? I know I did for about 3 weeks, my mum did a home kit one and I had it all cut out, I looked like a right poodle!
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Hand riased to indicate I was also a victim of a dodgy perm.
But the worst was the "pixie cut" that made me look like a boy (had no obvious girl parts at the time) and that was the worst hair emabarassment EVER!!
Parents can be so cruel....
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