And I think FK should come and see us MM... especially if she likes being waited on hand and foot, seriously FK, MM is definately the hostess with the mostess!!!
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Dude how long are you staying with me? We're visiting Charlotte on the monday and party sun, could go up if you come on sat though?
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lmao... really? How many times have I sent you the dates lol.
I will send you my full itinerary showing my full whereabouts. In fact, I hear there is a dude on FB already telling folk m7 whereabouts lol. But hey, that's stalkers for ya
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Slept good about 9 hours. Been doing nothing but following Libya on twitter and a plethora of news networks past week. Want to go out tonight though, maybe a hotel lobby, drinks, oysters and some soft piano music, if pianist there.
quote:Originally posted by Exiiled: Slept good about 9 hours. Been doing nothing but following Libya on twitter and a plethora of news networks past week. Want to go out tonight though, maybe a hotel lobby, drinks, oysters and some soft piano music, if pianist there.
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Have reservations for dinner @ one of finest Arab restaurants in the city, if not thee finest (according to critics), tasting is believing, so we'll see. Wife's treat , yeah her weekly tutoring hours are adding up to actual moolah. It's also to sample the food, we're expecting guests this Saturday, who will stay with us a week. Ahlan wa Sahlan, guest room is ready.
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Blues kicked the scumbags' azz..Yeah !
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Making calls to immigration and prosecution because the dumbass violated the no contact order.... since its a protective order that was put into place to keep me from harm it also constitutes deportation. Why in the world he would do that after the judge told him very directly he would put him in prison if he did it...... and to do it from the immigration detention center.. really?
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Been catching up on my old school! Found it has an 'appreciation society'
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Fixed my hours. Finally awoke in the A.M. Spent the past 20 minutes killing ants, have a bit of an ant problem. I used raid, vinegar on others and even burned some of them to make an example. I read about burning them on wisegeek, apparently they get the message by being burned. Or as the commenter put it “they know fire”
Will head out soon, weather permitting I'll play golf and if not something indoors.
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I hate ants! I cannot explain actually how much... not sureI could ignite them though. I will get some ant stuff from the UK, the stuff they walk through and then take it back to the nests on the lil feet and it destroys all the ants out of sight... and therefore out of mind too
Just had an Otlob which came early... wonders will never cease and now I am watching some tat on MBC action before I don my paintbrush and brighten up the place!
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yom! ants! i dropped abit of tuna on the floor when i lived in cairo, they were on it within 10 seconds! I love England, only insects I have to watch out for are spiders!
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Making preparations for surgery on my shoulder. Have to manage to find someone that can stay with me 24/7 for the first week. Doctor said this is a must as i will not be able to move that arm during that time and wont be able to tend to youssef for the most part.
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All this talk of ants reminds me of when I was on holiday in Cyprus a few years back. I had left a plastic cup filled with lemonade on the bedside table. I woke up next morning feeling something weird on my skin and when I looked down I was covered in about 1000 ants who had came into the room and started crawling all over the bed and all over me to get to the lemonade glass and there was loads and loads of them floating dead in the lemonade so much so that it was totally black on the top. I never had a problem with ants and didn't really mind them until that happened and it still makes me cringe now at the thought. It was a holiday in Ayia Napa meaning I had overdone the sauce so was probably unconscious for hours with ants crawling all over me *shudders* Posts: 500 | From: United Arab Emirates | Registered: Jul 2008
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: I hate ants! I cannot explain actually how much... not sureI could ignite them though. I will get some ant stuff from the UK, the stuff they walk through and then take it back to the nests on the lil feet and it destroys all the ants out of sight... and therefore out of mind too
Just had an Otlob which came early... wonders will never cease and now I am watching some tat on MBC action before I don my paintbrush and brighten up the place!
Yeah about setting them on fire, well I don't think it worked, because they are back in that same area of the burned ants. I intentionally left the burnt ant carcasses to scare them away. So don't go down the same evil path that I took.
The poision you mentioned sounds promising, will see if they have it here.
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quote:Originally posted by adelly: Listening to my husband snore lol
feeding my husband only 1 hour late tonight, no concept of time
Sometimes I love my reading difficulty....I first thought that you said "feeling my husband" !!
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Chilling. Will go home soon. Have a lot on mind, never mind the guests arriving tomorrow. More of vasectomy. My lady changed contraceptive methods, and I don’t like the result. Seeing moodiness never seen from her past couple of days and it‘s not PMS. I don’t even know what to say. I mean she forewarned me about the new method but ummmmmm, she actually started the new method 7 days before ending the old method, so maybe this will pass. I don’t know. Don’t like it.
Chilling otherwise, beer and oysters, two things that I love.
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If you don't want kids, and don't plan on getting divorced, have a vasectomy, then your lady need not continue to poison herself with hormones, or put unnatural objects up herself (IUDs) which can cause problems 30 years down the road. Much the best way.
PS Vasectomy is much simpler than female sterilization. Any husband who truly loves his wife and doesn't want more kids should do it rather than force her to ruin her own health. You can always freeze sperm for later use.
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Depends and it's not reliable. I think you can have the tubes 'tied' rather than cut but I'm not sure and not interested enough to google! They can also fail though it's very rare.
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The culprit was me. Not birth control. Had a heart to heart with my love. Basically blamed my insensitivity and “since the egyptian revolution you did nothing” Guilty as charged. Yeah I'm happy, that's my love.
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Earlier on my way out, my wife says “so you're getting a vasectomyâ€, I'm like “what are you talking about†she replied â€yeah last night you said you were getting a vasectomy for meâ€, omg the things I say when intoxicated.
Hangover brekkie:
cantonese keow tuay liter of apple juice
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Please I understand this might be none of my business but you are openly discussing the subject anyhow.
Are you planning not to have any kids, and is your wife on board with the "no children" plan?
She might change her mind and switch you for a more fertile model.
If she's on board with the "no children" plan, the vasectomy is the way to go. Much better for both.
you can reverse a vasectomy, but.... the sperm count ends up being so low, that it takes extreme and expensive measures. Plus after shelling out literally a six figure cost there is an astronomically increase in birth defects mainly down syndrome.
Yes tying a woman's tubes is far less successful but its more easily reversed with less damage to the off spring.
The kind thing to do would be the vasectomy, with a few gallons of sperm frozen. The longer those guys are frozen the less viable they are.
Crap I have dated so many middle aged guys its doesn't even make me flench to regurtiate this.
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Not that this is part of your sexual life. I am not sure how strict you and your wife is about fluids from sex.
But once a guy gets a vasectomy there is far less sperm and ejaculation. So you'll have to take more time to get her moist, which I am sure she'll appreciate.
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Major plus is you last alot longer because it takes you alot longer to blow your load.
More than you wanted to know I am sure. But I've covered alot of ground in the last four years and I can share that knowledge with you.
You'd be amazed how psychologically racked guys are when they learn "old faithful" doesn't drown his girlfriend during her weekly facial anymore.
If the guy who goes in for the "snip snip" in advance he can prepare for faithful no longer being such a wet and drenching spew.
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quote:Originally posted by tina m: thats nasty as hell.
Aren't you glad you aren't a man, or a woman who enjoys orally devouring a man's intellectual center?
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Don't you EVER read anything? we are 8 hours in front, not 7, 8. got it now? It is now 11.25, what is your obsession with MY time on the net?
It is now 3.25AM where you are, all lonely throwing venom and spite around the net, go to bed FFS.
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How come those who thought GF was been grim for talking about her tongue think this bilge is acceptable. I am beginning to wonder if people are complaining just to make drama and leaving this utter nonsense to cause more drama. Sad, sad people!
Unless we just deduce the complainer was actually Sono and she obviously won't report her own post
Anyway... choc cake, no ta, I have home made broccoli soup for dinner
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Oh shanta's box will be full when she gets home, I'm sure of that.
Broccoli soup will go nice before my choc cake
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Hands up who complained about Sono's grebby posts.
*raises hand*
I just don't want to be reading that over my brekkie.
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Tell you what, that Sono sounds like a right catch, just the type of lady any respectable man would like to take home to meet his parents!
I personally am not the reporting type, life goes on and no one got injured but I do hope that those who were so easily offended by GF's passing remark are offended by that particular post.. That's all I am saying.
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I'm not normally a tell tale but... bleugh... that was just gross. If it isn't "The Explorer" having a paddy and throwing out every expletive and insult in the Politics section, it's Madam Whiplash here.
Do people say this stuff face to face? Say at a dinner party, do you reckon? I must move in sheltered little circles because me, I've never seen it.
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No they don't they are internet weirdos with no lives!!! They are trolls who just post for reactions!
You will find them scouring memorial threads on Facebook to make shock horror comments to cause a disturbance.
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@metinoot – You sure know a lot more about vasectomies than I do, and having a child is a matter of when.
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I had a day off the computer yesterday because my eye muscles were twitching badly.
(Sorry CF accidentally pressed the Edit button instead of the reply button - hence why I needed the time off the 'puter!)
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Hope you had a good day off shanta, bet you feel you need another now
I went shopping yesterday and stopped for a coffee at the place I used to work, sat outside watching the world go by while this plonker driving a truck load of sand managed to demolish a wall due to him being unable to drive through the gate. Could have got a bus through there but hey, they don't quite get mirrors here. Wall fell on friends motor bike and broke bits off it, truck man picked up mangled gate and bricks to wall, threw them inside the playground (the wall he had demolished) and drove off. I realized then that if the future goes as planned a driving school might be a good business to go into
Came home and made curtains and cushions for my mate, turned up 5 pairs of trousers to fit my hobbit legs and went to bed before 11 a good day.
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